Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness
>>for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner,
>>shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.
>> Secretly, though...guys feel left out. That's right...left out.
>>There's no pecial holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the
>>men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too
>>embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.
>> March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day."
>>Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been
>>created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love
>>him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the
>>holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it. This twin
>>pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of
>>love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a
>>more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.
>>The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs
>>a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring
>>love and peace to this crazy world.