View Full Version : I have a confession.


leff
03-15-2005, 04:42 PM
If anyone remember the thread from december about someone i thought of a friend took my girl.

Well i had gymnastic with him monday last week and under the game i had to go to the chanhgingrom to piss.

When i saw some shoe`s i thought, wait a minut aint that the bstard`s shoes. My god it is.

Well i pissed in them instead and the bstard didnt notice they just dried to fast. And thats 200 euro shoes :D


Oh i felt soooo great. :D
Vendeta to be continued.

Ps if anyone have any other good ideas, let me her em.

chingon28
03-15-2005, 04:46 PM
how about going up to him and punching him in the face. i think that should make you feel better

The Fix
03-15-2005, 04:46 PM
you are in gymnastics? any special reason you are taking it?

leff
03-15-2005, 04:54 PM
how about going up to him and punching him in the face. i think that should make you feel better
true but we share like 10 friends a i go to class with him.

So it would be dumb situation.

PBDS
03-15-2005, 04:54 PM
you are in gymnastics? any special reason you are taking it?


....I'm guessing it's just Euro for Gym class.

leff
03-15-2005, 04:55 PM
you are in gymnastics? any special reason you are taking it?
i have to its called school.

The Fix
03-15-2005, 04:58 PM
i have to its called school.

someone seems a bit angry :D
like pbds just said it is prob gym for euros, thats true right?

Lol999
03-15-2005, 05:01 PM
Next time **** in the ****ers! Unless they want to do DNA testing they'll never know it's you!

Lol :D

leff
03-15-2005, 05:03 PM
someone seems a bit angry :D
like pbds just said it is prob gym for euros, thats true right?

Im not angry i actualy feel good thinking about it.

Yeah its the subject you probably call sport ore games ore something.

leff
03-15-2005, 05:05 PM
Next time **** in the ****ers! Unless they want to do DNA testing they'll never know it's you!

Lol :D

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH i would love too but they would know its me for sure.

Im dreaming of ****ting in his waffel iron before turning it on.

The Fix
03-15-2005, 05:08 PM
Im not angry i actualy feel good thinking about it.

Yeah its the subject you probably call sport ore games ore something.

my school called it phys.ed short for physical education. sometimes they called it gym

bigdlb12
03-15-2005, 05:52 PM
steal his girl

.::EnRiQuE::.
03-15-2005, 06:02 PM
poop in a sandwich and force him to eat it....sounds delicious

leff
03-15-2005, 06:17 PM
steal his girl

ill try if/when he gets one.

leff
03-15-2005, 06:17 PM
poop in a sandwich and force him to eat it....sounds delicious

another good idea keep em coming

bigdlb12
03-15-2005, 06:50 PM
get him **** face drunk and let him pass out(pretend nothing is wrong and everything is cool), once he falls asleep get some K Y Jelly and Adult toys and get ready to take pics of him and post everywhere at school

Atwa_66
03-15-2005, 07:10 PM
how about going up to him and punching him in the face. i think that should make you feel better
I agree, do it

dodge
03-15-2005, 08:04 PM
HAHAHAHHAHAHAH i would love too but they would know its me for sure.

Im dreaming of ****ting in his waffel iron before turning it on.
lol, hahahahaha

abdiel2k3
03-15-2005, 08:10 PM
next time u guys r in gym class
and he attempts a triple vaulted spin back flip inverted handstand camel toe tally whacker
yell out "Boooo!"
thatll teachem

m00ks
03-15-2005, 08:30 PM
Lol you sure they were his?

leff
03-16-2005, 04:37 AM
get him **** face drunk and let him pass out(pretend nothing is wrong and everything is cool), once he falls asleep get some K Y Jelly and Adult toys and get ready to take pics of him and post everywhere at school

ore take him **** drunk to london bar (the worst gay bar in town and known for young boys being rapped in the toiletts). and send him alone to the toilett.

leff
03-16-2005, 04:44 AM
I agree, do it

Yeah, thats what i want to do but remember there are some complications.

we share 10 friends and we go in the same class.

besides id break the contract with my trainer, i would be kicked out of both school and gym and i would get the police on my neck.

the little bstards father is a lawyer.

leff
03-16-2005, 04:49 AM
Lol you sure they were his?

Yeah hundred procent sure, he just walked by me.

Very gay and very expensive italien brown shoes.

masterdirector
03-16-2005, 01:17 PM
Why not throw his shoes away?

Or better yet, okay it is gym class. If/when he showers, throw his clothes away. Or like do you guys have gym uniforms? While he is in it, throw his regular clothes away. And his backpack. Be easy enough.

Or you could always put some HCL in his drinking water...not sure what HCL is exactly, just remember it is clear and looks like water. It'd be funny...for you.

+= El Jefe=+
03-16-2005, 01:19 PM
....I'm guessing it's just Euro for Gym class.

hopefully
or we have the next Nadia Comaneci here :D

leff
03-16-2005, 04:39 PM
Why not throw his shoes away?

Or better yet, okay it is gym class. If/when he showers, throw his clothes away. Or like do you guys have gym uniforms? While he is in it, throw his regular clothes away. And his backpack. Be easy enough.

Or you could always put some HCL in his drinking water...not sure what HCL is exactly, just remember it is clear and looks like water. It'd be funny...for you.

well sure it would be fun, but people would know its me if i take his shoes ore/and clothes backpack.Escpecially when showering and everybody in there.

now we dont have uniforms.


what the hell is HCL?

Im looking for the sneaky tips.

Puting some weird stuff in his beer ore food would do fine.

All tips are aprecitated.

leff
03-16-2005, 04:41 PM
hopefully
or we have the next Nadia Comaneci here :D

Huh??????? dont get it

.::|ULTIMATE|::.
03-16-2005, 04:50 PM
drink more water next time, you must have peed half a teaspoon in each if they dried that fast.

Or it was the wrong shoes.

The1God
03-16-2005, 04:56 PM
Slip a bunch of Exlax into a drink of his.

Hire a *** to rape him

Spread rumors about him coming on to you

Jerk off in your hand and throw it in his face right before class

Put "Kick Me" signs on him

If he drives, put powdered Jello in his gas tank

Get him in the shower and jam a broom handle in his ass
Then say, "I told you it would hurt but you insisted!"

Throw banana peels on the floor

masterdirector
03-16-2005, 04:56 PM
Hydrochloric acid I think. NaCL would mess him up too. Any clear acid and base mixture should do.

leff
03-16-2005, 04:58 PM
drink more water next time, you must have peed half a teaspoon in each if they dried that fast.

Or it was the wrong shoes.

NONONo it was the right ones (pieing in wrong ones would be kind of stupid).

Its winter so his shoes was allready wet.

leff
03-17-2005, 04:51 PM
Slip a bunch of Exlax into a drink of his.

Hire a *** to rape him

Spread rumors about him coming on to you

Jerk off in your hand and throw it in his face right before class

Put "Kick Me" signs on him

If he drives, put powdered Jello in his gas tank

Get him in the shower and jam a broom handle in his ass
Then say, "I told you it would hurt but you insisted!"

Throw banana peels on the floor

LOL many good ideas here keep em coming.

What is exlax????

leff
03-17-2005, 04:52 PM
Oh and god i forgot..... whats powered jelly????

DR. FREECLOUD
03-18-2005, 10:16 AM
you should put visine in his drink. at least half a bottle. although a few drops will have him on the toilet, i would use more.

leff
03-18-2005, 10:33 AM
you should put visine in his drink. at least half a bottle. although a few drops will have him on the toilet, i would use more.

visine???
Is that the kind of stuff that will give explosive diaria???

Atwa_66
03-18-2005, 11:11 AM
Yeah, thats what i want to do but remember there are some complications.

we share 10 friends and we go in the same class.

besides id break the contract with my trainer, i would be kicked out of both school and gym and i would get the police on my neck.

the little bstards father is a lawyer.
Send him my way, i'll **** that ***** up
Your friends should step in and say it's not cool
They aren't being the best friends in the world are they?

leff
03-18-2005, 09:39 PM
Send him my way, i'll **** that ***** up
Your friends should step in and say it's not cool
They aren't being the best friends in the world are they?

Well they dont like him but his kinda stil in the gang,
my best friends hate him.
But some are friends off both.so......

joeboxer
03-18-2005, 10:08 PM
The best thing you can do is focus on yourself. Try hooking up with all the girls you can. I know he stole this one, but you had it first anyway right? Go hook up with like all the girls in your school while he is distracted with this one. That way when he is done with her, whoever he hooks up with will be your leftovers. Let him know this. And ask him in front of everybody if he wants the last half of your sandwhich too.

joeboxer
03-18-2005, 10:10 PM
Also you should tell everyone that you did his mom. That **** is the best. Especially if you did.

goku13
03-19-2005, 02:46 PM
lol good **** dude

MlLkMan
03-19-2005, 06:40 PM
gymnastics, HAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

leff
03-23-2005, 07:52 AM
The best thing you can do is focus on yourself. Try hooking up with all the girls you can. I know he stole this one, but you had it first anyway right? Go hook up with like all the girls in your school while he is distracted with this one. That way when he is done with her, whoever he hooks up with will be your leftovers. Let him know this. And ask him in front of everybody if he wants the last half of your sandwhich too.

well i thought so too, the week after i got **** wasted and slept with someone i shouldnt (a friends little sister).and it didnt realy help either i was stil crushed.

No that was damn stupid.

And after that i havent been the same with girls.

Not sure what it is, it just wont work.

leff
03-23-2005, 07:53 AM
gymnastics, HAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

I wrote wrong okay.

Unless you speak more than 3 langueges, shut upp.

leff
03-23-2005, 07:54 AM
Also you should tell everyone that you did his mom. That **** is the best. Especially if you did.

Dude his mom is 45-50 and im 18 that would **** upp my reputation.