Man dies after tequila drinking contest in the D.R. He took 50 shots!!! :eek: I think I'd rather be dead than alive after that.
http://www.wral.com/news/4262892/detail.html

Holy ****ing Baby Jesus!! 50 shots!!!

My record stands at 12 shots, and my prize was going home with a 200 lbs. woman... Needless to say, my ass is not getting drunk ever again... Not to the point where I think a Penguin looking ***** looks like Mariah Carey at least.

I drank a lot of rum in Punta Cana and I almost took this ugly ass Hindu girl from Canada... I think I become an ugly chick magnet when I am drunk. And I have the type of friends that encourage this behavior so they can laugh at me the next morning while I bathe myself in clorox and cry like a *****.

You know you got a thing for big women.

haha

All the girls get prettier at closing time. :p

I ****in hate Tequila...

Man dies after tequila drinking contest in the D.R. He took 50 shots!!! :eek: I think I'd rather be dead than alive after that.
http://www.wral.com/news/4262892/detail.html****! Me too! Can you imagine the ****en hangover ... I mean ... if you don't die or nothin.

At least he got first place right. I mean that's something.

At least he got first place right. I mean that's something.Hahahaha, yeah. A helluva epitaph!