Worst Movies (http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom)

"Manos, Hands of Fate" looks so cheap, I might hang myself if I saw it.

Haha...I used to love Cop & 1/2. Whats up with that?

Haha...I used to love Cop & 1/2. Whats up with that?


Im not sure.

If you scan the list, you will see "You Got Served"

and rightfully so. :boxing:

The imdb lists are fun, but in no way should they be considered authorities on movie rankings.

They are all done by ordinary voters. When Lord of the Rings came out, there were people creating accounts to vote 'The Godfather' a 1/10 to get the one of the fantasy films in the top spot. The lists are far too biased against older films.

That being said, here are the films (non documentary) I've given a 1/10 to on this site (around 2000 films voted on - they have to be obscenely bad for me to vote a 1/10):

Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe (1991); Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (1970)/Cabin Boy (1994)/Cop & 1/2 (1993)/Corky Romano (2001)/The Craft (1996)/Dead Man on Campus (1998)/The Devil's Rain (1975)/Glen or Glenda (1953)/Glitter (2001)/Going Overboard (1989)/I Spit on Your Grave (1978)/It's Pat (1994)/Joe's Apartment (1996)/Jury Duty (1995)/Mortal Kombat Annhilation (1997)/ Mother's Day (1980)/MP Da Last Don (1998)/National Lampoon's Van Wilder (2002)/Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)/Police Woman (1974)/Reefer Madness (1938)/Rhinestone (1984)/Romeo Must Die (2000)/Santa Claus (1959)/The Screaming Skull (1958)/Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997)/Wild Things 2 (2004)/Wired (1989)

Wild Things 2 (2004
I threw up after I saw that pathetic garbage.

what a complete waste of time. My goodness.

worst movie of 2004

As bad as Reefer Madness is, it's actually kind of funny.

As bad as Reefer Madness is, it's actually kind of funny.

I prefer Sex Madness in the "so bad it's good" rewatchability-type of movies. There are also a bunch of "educational" and "documentary" films that were made in the old days that must have been filmstrips at high schools and churches that are so wretched they are laugh-out loud ridiculous. Some of my favorites (you can get them at archive.org: What Makes a Good Party? (1950)/Let's Be Good Citizens at School (1953)/Are You Popular? (1947)/Duck and Cover (yes, a nuclear war preparedness film strip with an animated duck as the mascot)(1951) 1/10/Cindy Goes to a Party (1955)

My voted 2/10 movies (a greater number than the 1s):

Armageddon (1998)/Bank Robber (1993)/Barney's Great Adventure (1998)/Blade II (2002)/Bordello of Blood (1996)/Boxing Helena (1993)/Bringing Up Baby (1938)/Car 54, Where Are You? (1994)/CB4 (1993)/Celtic Pride (1996)/The Christine Jorgensen Story (1970)/Class of Nuke 'Em High II: Subhumanoid Meltdown (1991)/Club Paradise (1986)/The Country Bears (2002)/Cruising (1980)/Demon Knight (1995)/The Doom Generation (1995)/Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)/Eddie (1996)/Excess Baggage (1997)/Eye for an Eye (1996)/Fair Game (1995)/The First Power (1990)/Getting Even With Dad (1994)/Getting In (1994)/Gigli (2003)/Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman (2000)/Junior (1994)/Legally Blonde 2: Red, White, and Blonde (2003)/Leprechaun (1993)/Leprechaun in the Hood (2000)/Little Nicky (2000)/Masters of the Universe (1987)/Meatballs Part II (1984)/Mom and Dad Save the World (1992)/Never Talk to Strangers (1995)/No Holds Barred (1989)/North (1994)/Nothing But Trouble (1991)/The Preacher's Wife (1996)/Ringmaster (1998)/Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion (1997)/Say Anything (1989)/Say It Isn't So (2001)/Scooby-Doo (2002)/Senior Trip (1995)/Soul Man (1986)/The Substitute (1996)/Suburban Commando (1991)/Summer Catch (2001)/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993)/Thinner (1996)/Top Dog (1995)/The Wash (2001)/White Man's Burden (1995)

Neil, whats wrong with you! Okay its me, I'm the one person who got a kick out "Little Nicky"... :( and Zoolander.

Zoolander.

I wasted two whole boxes of tissues crying at what a waste of time it was;

to watch that disgraceful movie. Shame on Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson.

they did a good job in Starsky&Hutch though.

Shame on Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson.

I honestly have no idea why, but Owen Wilson just annoys me for some reason.

Wow, you guys watch a lot of ****ty movies. I've really only seen a handfull of ****ty movies in my entire life. :p

Here are the ones I can remember:

Rocky V - Come on people Rocky I was great and Rocky III was entertaining but this one was a joke!

The Onion Field - The only time I've ever actually left the movie theater in the middle.

Titanic - Just awful. And so freaking long.

The Godfather III - Doesn't even deserve to have the name "Godfather" in the title. Embarrassing.

I honestly have no idea why, but Owen Wilson just annoys me for some reason.

He annoys me as well. He has his funny moments......IE: shanghai nights, S&H, and that Eddie Murphy movie where Murphy is a boxer.

other than that.

he sucks.

I would add Vanilla Sky, Adventures of Pluto Nash, Ocean's 12 (booooring!!), Half Past Dead, Desperado, Lone Ranger (latest version)...there are more but I don't wish to remember them anymore! :eek:

Manos the Hands of fate was on an episode of Mystery Science THeatre 3000, so I have seen it. It actually was amazingly awful.

I mean the movie actually manages to make a catfight between a bunch of toga-clad, decent looking women unnapealing.

I would add Vanilla Sky, Adventures of Pluto Nash, Ocean's 12 (booooring!!), Half Past Dead, Desperado, Lone Ranger (latest version)...there are more but I don't wish to remember them anymore! :eek:

THere are WAAAAAAY worse movies out there.

Vanilla Sky? THat was a great flick.

THere are WAAAAAAY worse movies out there.

Vanilla Sky? THat was a great flick.

Well, it's a matter of personal taste I suppose. I tried hard to understand the film but maybe it's beyond my intellect, he-he. :D Penelope Cruz though was so sexy in her nude scenes! :p

The imdb lists are fun, but in no way should they be considered authorities on movie rankings.

They are all done by ordinary voters. When Lord of the Rings came out, there were people creating accounts to vote 'The Godfather' a 1/10 to get the one of the fantasy films in the top spot. The lists are far too biased against older films.

That being said, here are the films (non documentary) I've given a 1/10 to on this site (around 2000 films voted on - they have to be obscenely bad for me to vote a 1/10):

Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe (1991); Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (1970)/Cabin Boy (1994)/Cop & 1/2 (1993)/Corky Romano (2001)/The Craft (1996)/Dead Man on Campus (1998)/The Devil's Rain (1975)/Glen or Glenda (1953)/Glitter (2001)/Going Overboard (1989)/I Spit on Your Grave (1978)/It's Pat (1994)/Joe's Apartment (1996)/Jury Duty (1995)/Mortal Kombat Annhilation (1997)/ Mother's Day (1980)/MP Da Last Don (1998)/National Lampoon's Van Wilder (2002)/Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)/Police Woman (1974)/Reefer Madness (1938)/Rhinestone (1984)/Romeo Must Die (2000)/Santa Claus (1959)/The Screaming Skull (1958)/Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997)/Wild Things 2 (2004)/Wired (1989)
what
that movies fukin awsome
def more then a 1 outta 10

I think Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller are a good team in the movies they do, and I think it's cool how Owen, Ben, and Will Farrell all show up in each others movies. For Example: Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson starred in "Starsky and Hutch", and Will Farrell played the part of a inmate. In Will Farrells "Anchorman" Ben Stiller made an appearance as a spanish gangster in the one gang fight. Pluse, Ben Stiller and I don't know the other guys name, but he is the other star in "Dodgeball" Well the dude from Dodgeball also plays a part in "Anchorman"

I think Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller are a good team in the movies they do, and I think it's cool how Owen, Ben, and Will Farrell all show up in each others movies. For Example: Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson starred in "Starsky and Hutch", and Will Farrell played the part of a inmate. In Will Farrells "Anchorman" Ben Stiller made an appearance as a spanish gangster in the one gang fight. Pluse, Ben Stiller and I don't know the other guys name, but he is the other star in "Dodgeball" Well the dude from Dodgeball also plays a part in "Anchorman"
first i thought u were talkin like u and ben were buds n ****
lmao
the dudes name is
vince vaughn

yeah there it is! Thanks abdiel, coming through in the clutch. And btw, me and Ben do chill alot, you should hang with us one time man, me owen and ben go wayyyy back. ;)

I loved Will Farrell in Old School

Wow, you guys watch a lot of ****ty movies. I've really only seen a handfull of ****ty movies in my entire life. :p

Here are the ones I can remember:

Rocky V - Come on people Rocky I was great and Rocky III was entertaining but this one was a joke!

The Onion Field - The only time I've ever actually left the movie theater in the middle.

Titanic - Just awful. And so freaking long.

The Godfather III - Doesn't even deserve to have the name "Godfather" in the title. Embarrassing.

didnt titanic have a ***** shot in it? if so how is it bad?

didnt titanic have a ***** shot in it? if so how is it bad?

I don't think so but maybe. Even if it does a 1 second tit/cunt shot doesn't make up for 3 and a half hours of mind-numbing garbage.

i liked "the wash" especially that part where the guy couldnt say the number 4 on the car phone. or that part where he couldnt say boruogh.

Ive seen a lot of ****ty movies. Neils, I think you vote too harshly. Some of the movies you gave 1's I would have given a 3 or a 4. Some of the worst Ive seen are:
The Forgotten, completely absurd.
Pure Race, Check this out on IMDB. Its got a rating of 8.3 This is pure bull****. The only people who have voted on this piece of **** would be the director and actors.
Blood Lake Looks like it was shot with a 1983 Sears home video camcorder. Horrible.
Boogeyman Edited bad bad bad, I could hardly tell what was going on.

The transporter is one of the absolute worst movies i've ever seen, ****, it's crap...Reefer Madness is bad, but it's so bad it's funny though

i hated magnolia :dunno:

i dont care about the other 99 as long as ghost rider is number one on the list.

the stupids:ugh:

epic movie should be in the bottom 20. it was so horrible I stopped watching after 30 minutes

epic movie should be in the bottom 20. it was so horrible I stopped watching after 30 minutes

yeah it was baaaaad and it had the dumbest ending i've ever seen.

Benchwarmers took stupid humor to another level. One of the worst movies I've ever seen.

Benchwarmers took stupid humor to another level. One of the worst movies I've ever seen.

Neils said he liked it, which i thought was weird.

The worst movie Ive ever seen has to be The Hitcher, it makes no ****ing sense what so ever.**** whoever made that movie.

Sadly I've seen about 20 movies on this list. I agree with every one. All horrible...

Neils said he liked it, which i thought was weird.

The worst movie Ive ever seen has to be The Hitcher, it makes no ****ing sense what so ever.**** whoever made that movie.

I knew Neils had it in his avy, but damn...

I can't see how anyone would like that movie.

I knew Neils had it in his avy, but damn...

I can't see how anyone would like that movie.
It was worth watching once - actually I saw it a second time when it was on Cinemax. David Spade's haircut, Nick Swardson's "in-the-closet" (literally) character - it makes a good second-half of a double feature with "BASEketball" if you're in that kind of mood...

It was worth watching once - actually I saw it a second time when it was on Cinemax. David Spade's haircut, Nick Swardson's "in-the-closet" (literally) character - it makes a good second-half of a double feature with "BASEketball" if you're in that kind of mood...

Neils, I highly recommend the Hitcher.

Neils, I highly recommend the Hitcher.
I re-activated my satellite. Will tape & watch next time it's on...

The last Don.It's a movie with Master P.The acting if phawking Terrible!

Nobody knows what a ****ty movie is until you seen The Creeping Terror. I wanted to kill myself after seeing it....and thats seeing it on Mystery Science Theater. It was absolutely terrible. I honestly couldn't believe a movie could be that bad, it actually made me angry. I'm actually getting pissed off right now, just thinking about it. I ****ing dare someone to sit through that ****ing piece of **** movie, even with the MTK one. I have to stop before I punch something...

guys you dont even need to see this movie to make it one of the worst movies....brockback mountain...ugh!

Kazam with shaquille o'neal

The last Don.It's a movie with Master P.The acting if phawking Terrible!
Yeah, and it's like 40 minutes too. I remember buying that when it came out, then getting rid of it shortly thereafter.

The Last Don miniseries with Danny Aiello is good, though.

This one was called "MP Da Last Don"

Neils, I highly recommend the Hitcher.
The 1986 movie The Hitcher is coming on in a couple hours. You mean that one or the 2007 one?

I saw another bad one not too long ago. It was a rip off of Scary Movie. Had Simon Rex in it. Had Coolio in it too, horrible movie...

I watched The Hitcher, the Rutger Hauer/C. Thomas Howell/Jennifer Jason Leigh version. Not bad. Far-fetched, but watchable...

save the last dance i hate that

My top 3 **** films:

1 Con Air
2. Shutter
3. Rocky Balboa

XXX should be on there somewhere.

whether you like action or not, some of the worst movie dialogue of all time.

plus it's got Vin Diesel in it, who IMO is 1 of the worst actors

Blues Brother 2000. Unbelieveably bad.

only movie i seen from that list is kazaam
i was around 10 when i watched so i enjoyed it alot

anyway how dare u criticize zoolander its my favorite movie of all time
"A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?" :rofl:

Armageddon would top my list of worst movies. It had a big budget, big special effects, and a big name cast. It also had one of the worst plots ever... sending a rag tag group of oil drillers to ****in outer space in order to save the whole damn world, not very likely. The really bad wannabe emotional scene with Affleck and the gay ass song by Aerosmith were the cherry on top.

Batman & Robin starring Clooney was a bad one and Battlefield Earth was also another stinker. well, pretty much any Travolta film post Pulp Fiction sucks.