View Full Version : My nephew poops little footballs.


The Dark Knight
03-06-2005, 09:43 AM
I was over at my sisters the other day and I had to go to the bathroom but my 5 year old nephew was in there so I waited and when he got out I noticed he hadn't flushed. Well, I got a pretty good look and to me his turds look just like little footballs. I was pretty impressed with the color and shape. I almost stuck my hand down there to see if there was Wilson and some stitching on the side. It got me to thinking, Maybe all this Bronco stuff I've been getting him has been unconsciously controlling his bowels and digestive track. If that's the case then I guess I better keep on buying him stuff. Over time he might be able to crap me somthing really cool like a Tom Nalen jersey.



Benny

The Golden Bear
03-06-2005, 11:33 AM
I was over at my sisters the other day and I had to go to the bathroom but my 5 year old nephew was in there so I waited and when he got out I noticed he hadn't flushed. Well, I got a pretty good look and to me his turds look just like little footballs. I was pretty impressed with the color and shape. I almost stuck my hand down there to see if there was Wilson and some stitching on the side. It got me to thinking, Maybe all this Bronco stuff I've been getting him has been unconsciously controlling his bowels and digestive track. If that's the case then I guess I better keep on buying him stuff. Over time he might be able to crap me somthing really cool like a Tom Nalen jersey.



Benny

****ing Brilliant...

Mega Karma.

MlLkMan
03-06-2005, 11:36 AM
hahahahahahahahahahaha

jack_the_rippuh
03-06-2005, 04:36 PM
Maybe he's going to grow up to be a center for the Broncos...
Only I hope he hikes the ball..

Dr.Depravity
03-06-2005, 05:21 PM
Little footballs huh. That pretty cool, at lot cooler than the regular looking **** I expell. :D