This is ****ing crazy. Make sure you read what the actual damage was to the guy. Poor bastard...

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/C/CHIMPANZEE_ATTACK?SITE=CARIE&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=US.html

That chimp must have been watching planet of the Apes and getting ideas into his head.

He shouldn't have been monkeying around

Severed his nose , foot and his testicles .... man these chimps are insane , ill think of this next time i go and see one lol ... im staying back and keeping my ground :confused:

Severed his nose , foot and his testicles .... man these chimps are insane , ill think of this next time i go and see one lol ... im staying back and keeping my ground :confused:

Getting attacked by chimps like that sounds like something out of a horror movie.

After that kind of damage, im not sure if I would even want to be alive anymore.

He shouldn't have been monkeying around

niiiiiiiiiccccceeeee!

i know chimps can be powerful as hell but how did it do so much damage, even to a 62 year old. i mean how did it take his foot off completly

Holy Hell, I don't think I will ever look at Chimps the same. That's insane, they must have been really pissed to rip apart his face and tear his foot off. They may have been pissed that Moe got the cake and they got ****. It's pretty funny in the article how they talk about the Chimps as if they are people:

"Moe was not involved in Thursday's attack, said Steve Martarano, a spokesman for the California Department of Fish and Game."

"Buddy, a 16-year-old male chimp, initiated the attack and after he was shot, Ollie, a 13-year-old male, grabbed the gravely injured man and dragged him down the road, authorities said."

"Two other chimps, females named Susie and Bones, also escaped from the cage they shared with Ollie and Buddy, prompting sheriff's deputies, animal control workers, and Fish and Game officials to launch a search."

that is crazy, no more monking around and playing monkeys in a barrel (or whatever the hell that game is called)

everyone just do me a favor, close your eyes and pictures this being done to a human while you are there watching.

Now picture it being done to you and you are completly helpless, what do you do?

ive been jumped by three big ass dogs before and no one was around to help and that was pretty bad. obviously chimps are much worse, thats gotta be very frightining bigd.

Holy Hell, I don't think I will ever look at Chimps the same. That's insane, they must have been really pissed to rip apart his face and tear his foot off. They may have been pissed that Moe got the cake and they got ****. It's pretty funny in the article how they talk about the Chimps as if they are people:

"Moe was not involved in Thursday's attack, said Steve Martarano, a spokesman for the California Department of Fish and Game."

"Buddy, a 16-year-old male chimp, initiated the attack and after he was shot, Ollie, a 13-year-old male, grabbed the gravely injured man and dragged him down the road, authorities said."

"Two other chimps, females named Susie and Bones, also escaped from the cage they shared with Ollie and Buddy, prompting sheriff's deputies, animal control workers, and Fish and Game officials to launch a search."

Oh great! Does this mean there's 2 more killer chimps on the loose?

i think it said they caught them 5 hours later, one was 2 miles away

Yeah, good thing, they caught them like 25 miles away, withing 5 hours, pretty far away

Yeah, good thing, they caught them like 25 miles away, withing 5 hours, pretty far away



yeah, they caught the chimps because they stopped running to have a few drinks with iron mike tyson..


"Animals bite, people bite, Mike Tyson bites. So what?" he said.


The chimps chewed off St. James Davis' nose and severely mauled his genitals and limbs Thursday before the son-in-law of the sanctuary's owner shot the animals to death, authorities said.


this is a sign of things to come...it's de-evolution, the chimps have finally learned how to be human

"Animals bite, people bite, Mike Tyson bites. So what?" he said.

He shouldn't have been monkeying around

BA-ZING....Nice...

I hate monkeys....

i know chimps can be powerful as hell but how did it do so much damage, even to a 62 year old. i mean how did it take his foot off completly


because those things are insanley strong gorillas can easily rip your limbs off also, if it were me personally i woulda punched that chimp right in his mother****in grill, then say your about to get beaten like a red headed step child you ****ing 4 legged tang commercial

I just heard, chimpanzees are 5x stronger than humans.

That chimp must have been watching planet of the Apes and getting ideas into his head.

Specifically, Conquest of the Planet of the Apes

so whats hppening with the chimps, are they going to jail?

This is ****ing crazy. Make sure you read what the actual damage was to the guy. Poor bastard...

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/C/CHIMPANZEE_ATTACK?SITE=CARIE&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=US.html


...Crazy ****!!! Even though they are strong as hell I would think you could leverage em due to their lack of height. I would like to think that a healthy young man could defend himself against any animal in an attack. It's a scary thought to know that in some cases their is nothing you can do. I was at the Columbus Zoo last summer and their were baby chimps right next to the glass. My son was up against the glass talking to one of the babies and it seemed like he was trying to communicate back. The baby chimps mother had no problem with it but another female chimp came running and threw herself against the glass and slapped where my son was leaning against the glass. Luckily he laughed his ass off and thought the whole thing was funny. It kind of scared the **** out of me because she came out of nowhere and pounded the glass hard enough to shake it.

I would poke the ****in monkeys eye out or something. I mean, GOD DAMN! Do something to the mother****er before it bites off your beanbag...

The apes need to be put into concentration camps before its too late!!!!

...Crazy ****!!! Even though they are strong as hell I would think you could leverage em due to their lack of height. I would like to think that a healthy young man could defend himself against any animal in an attack. It's a scary thought to know that in some cases their is nothing you can do. I was at the Columbus Zoo last summer and their were baby chimps right next to the glass. My son was up against the glass talking to one of the babies and it seemed like he was trying to communicate back. The baby chimps mother had no problem with it but another female chimp came running and threw herself against the glass and slapped where my son was leaning against the glass. Luckily he laughed his ass off and thought the whole thing was funny. It kind of scared the **** out of me because she came out of nowhere and pounded the glass hard enough to shake it.
well he was prolly nerdy and scrauny
i mean who else has a pet chimp besides some weirdo tryin to feel special and different