I'm almost a normal person but not quite. You could say that I'm upper white trash. On the verge (or cusp if you will) of being a full fledged regular run of mill white dude. I don't have a mullet but I have pretty bad hair. I don't have dirty diapers on the front lawn of my trailer but I live in "the bad part of town" and the bumper is about to fall off of my car. I used to have a cool car last October but I wrecked it because I was tired and drinking and I hit a tree going 50 mph. But I got out of most the charges because I have a great laywer. So now I drive a bucket. I don't wear wife beaters but sometimes when I lock myself away for days and days I'll wear the same clothes and I won't change them untill I can smell them. I change my undies everyday though, if I decide to wear them at all. I don't drink "PBR" but I do sometimes drink "Milwaukees Best". Sometimes I yell "Shut up you ****ing idiots" out of my apartment window when the neighbors get rowdy which is like all the time but I'll chat with them when I see em in the halls.

I don't know. I could go on and on. I think I am really stradling the line here. I'm sure there are many people that look down on me and think I'm trash while there are many that hate me because they think I have a superiority complex.

Whoa is me, I'm upper White Trash.


Benny

you chat with them in the hall after you cuss them out. funny :D
dont worry im white trash to, upper, but i live around alot of the worst ones :cool:

hahahahaha where do u guys live?

hahahahaha where do u guys live?

I live in Iowa.

They call it the heartland but it's more like an armpit.

Actually from your signature I would say your a geek, not white trash. A white trash computer is usually a microwave with a calculator taped to it.

nice one joe. :D sounds like something jeff foxworthy would say

Actually from your signature I would say your a geek, not white trash. A white trash computer is usually a microwave with a calculator taped to it.


Ohh, Im a geek too.

I think that's an aspect of me that actually helps maintain a an upper white trash balance. If I didn't have it then I'd be "mostly white trash" and probably "po white trash".

The real measure of white trashness is how big af a fan of NASCAR and "professional wrestling" you are.

if you say anything other than earnhart in alabama then you could easily start a riot but.......go mark martin!!

if you say anything other than earnhart in alabama then you could easily start a riot but.......go mark martin!!



Double wide? :D

if you say anything other than earnhart in alabama then you could easily start a riot but.......go mark martin!!

I outta kick your ass boy. And that Kornhusker friend of yours too if you talk **** on my man, the intimadator.

YEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
White trash test, is there any imbreeding that takes place in your neighborhood?

I outta kick your ass boy. And that Kornhusker friend of yours too if you talk **** on my man, the intimadator.


Lets do it :boxing:

I'm almost a normal person but not quite. You could say that I'm upper white trash. On the verge (or cusp if you will) of being a full fledged regular run of mill white dude. I don't have a mullet but I have pretty bad hair. I don't have dirty diapers on the front lawn of my trailer but I live in "the bad part of town" and the bumper is about to fall off of my car. I used to have a cool car last October but I wrecked it because I was tired and drinking and I hit a tree going 50 mph. But I got out of most the charges because I have a great laywer. So now I drive a bucket. I don't wear wife beaters but sometimes when I lock myself away for days and days I'll wear the same clothes and I won't change them untill I can smell them. I change my undies everyday though, if I decide to wear them at all. I don't drink "PBR" but I do sometimes drink "Milwaukees Best". Sometimes I yell "Shut up you ****ing idiots" out of my apartment window when the neighbors get rowdy which is like all the time but I'll chat with them when I see em in the halls.

I don't know. I could go on and on. I think I am really stradling the line here. I'm sure there are many people that look down on me and think I'm trash while there are many that hate me because they think I have a superiority complex.

Whoa is me, I'm upper White Trash.


Benny


...Sweet Dick Willy is back again under another screename!!!

if you say anything other than earnhart in alabama then you could easily start a riot but.......go mark martin!!


....Yeah, I have told some of my stranger Earnhardt loving friends that he got in that accident because of the way he drives and sooner or later someone was gonna run his ass off the track for the way he does it. They didn't appreciate that a whole lot.

Double wide? :D

how'd you know that skeeter? :D

Yeah, how can a guy be called the intimidator when he is like 5'9 and 135 soaking wet? He intimidated with his car and that's why he finally got whacked for it.

I'm white trash too. I don't care.

White trash is so relative...I consider some rednecks white trash, while Millionaires consider me white trash. ;)

Welcome to the brotherhood of white trash. Everyone I know is white trash including myself. If you eat from the McDonalds dollar menu 3 times a day you might be white trash.

do you drop baloons on the peoples head from your apartment window? Thats always fun!

For those of you who don't know White Trash is: Someone with one of the follow charcteristics:
1. Lives in a Trailer
2. Watches NASCAR
3. Listens to Country Music
4. Has less than 4 teeth left
5. Kisses another family member on the mouth
6. Engages in sexual intercourse with family
7. Uses food stamps
8. Goes to **** fights
9. No high school diploma
10. Is offended by Jeff Foxworthy






that's according to urban dictionary so don't bite my head off, white trash people..

I'm almost a normal person but not quite. You could say that I'm upper white trash. On the verge (or cusp if you will) of being a full fledged regular run of mill white dude. I don't have a mullet but I have pretty bad hair. I don't have dirty diapers on the front lawn of my trailer but I live in "the bad part of town" and the bumper is about to fall off of my car. I used to have a cool car last October but I wrecked it because I was tired and drinking and I hit a tree going 50 mph. But I got out of most the charges because I have a great laywer. So now I drive a bucket. I don't wear wife beaters but sometimes when I lock myself away for days and days I'll wear the same clothes and I won't change them untill I can smell them. I change my undies everyday though, if I decide to wear them at all. I don't drink "PBR" but I do sometimes drink "Milwaukees Best". Sometimes I yell "Shut up you ****ing idiots" out of my apartment window when the neighbors get rowdy which is like all the time but I'll chat with them when I see em in the halls.

I don't know. I could go on and on. I think I am really stradling the line here. I'm sure there are many people that look down on me and think I'm trash while there are many that hate me because they think I have a superiority complex.

Whoa is me, I'm upper White Trash.


Benny


Are you on the verge of suicide? You are really sounding suicidal right now.

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For those of you who don't know White Trash is: Someone with one of the follow charcteristics:
1. Lives in a Trailer
2. Watches NASCAR
3. Listens to Country Music
4. Has less than 4 teeth left
5. Kisses another family member on the mouth
6. Engages in sexual intercourse with family
7. Uses food stamps
8. Goes to **** fights
9. No high school diploma
10. Is offended by Jeff Foxworthy





that's according to urban dictionary so don't bite my head off, white trash people..


0 out of 10. :cool:

For those of you who don't know White Trash is: Someone with one of the follow charcteristics:
1. Lives in a Trailer
2. Watches NASCAR
3. Listens to Country Music
4. Has less than 4 teeth left
5. Kisses another family member on the mouth
6. Engages in sexual intercourse with family
7. Uses food stamps
8. Goes to **** fights
9. No high school diploma
10. Is offended by Jeff Foxworthy






that's according to urban dictionary so don't bite my head off, white trash people..
1 out of 10

0 of 10..word..