View Full Version : You know you're Mexican.....


Cleto_Reyes
08-28-2009, 10:10 AM
You might of already seen this but i'l post it anyway



You Know You're Mexican When...

You have ever been hit by a chancla.

You grew up scared by something called "El Cucuy." (AKA the boogie man)

Others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking.

You light a candle on the night of the Lotto drawing.

You use your lips to point something out.

You constantly refer to cereal as "con fleis".

Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if it's a one bedroom apartment.

You can dance ranchera, cumbia or salsa without music.

You use "manteca" (lard) instead of olive oil and can't figure out why your booty is getting bigger.

You call your sneakers "tenees".

You have at least thirty cousins.

You can't imagine anyone not liking spicy food.

You are in a 5-passenger car with 7 people in it and a person shouting "subanse, todavia caben".

Whenever you feel under the weather, you compulsively dab on some "Vics" vapor rub all over your chest and inside your nostrils.

Your mom packs your "lonchera" everyday.

You or someone you know uses "Tres Flores" in their hair.

Tamales, champurrado, posole and menudo (all Mexican foods) are must haves on Thanksgiving.

There is more Corona than punch at little Juanito's birthday party.

There is at least one member in your family name Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, or Jesus.


You've gone to the Pulgamarket every weekend for years.

You step into a house that has all those little figurines taking up every inch of space on/under the TV.

You have a porcelain cat, dog, Buddha, or elephant in your living room.

You have plastic slipcovers on your sofas.

You swear "Choco Mil" is the same as Slim Fast and try to lose weight by drinking it. (Choco Mil is more or less Chocolate milk)

You have a drunk uncle/aunt.

You're still afraid to open that umbrella in your house.

You not only know who Don Francisco from Sabado Gigante is, but you tell people he's your tio.

Your mother, tia (aunt) or hermana's hair is blackcherry, "Sun in" red or a burgundy that would make Celia Cruz jealous.

You always try to find out what town another fellow Latino's family is from.

You have ever had to "beepiar" a friend on their pager.

You wear your Sunday best to do laundry at the laundrymat and go grocery shopping.

You have told your kid not to walk the floor barefoot or they'll catch a cold.

You go to a wedding or Quinceañera, gossip about how bad the comida is, but be the first to take a plato (plate) to go.

You have a bottle of Tapatio in your purse.

Your cousins are delinquents / hootchies.

You have a chola (gangster) in your barrio (neighborhood) named "La Flaca" who's bigger than a house.

You think Cristina trumps Oprah any day.

Just about everyone you meet can't understand that Mexican is an ethnic group not a race and that Mexicans come in all shades and physical features.

You know a chola named "La Shy Girl" who is loud and obnoxious.

You need to point out how much something you just bought cost.

You go to a gringa friend's house for dinner and don't understand the concept of sitting at a table.

You've tried to bring a mango back to the US from Mexico, and a bonus point if you actually made it all the way home with it.

You have a bottle of Bacardi or Tequila in your house right now.

You drive a "Cheby", an "Ohsmobeel" or a "Bolswahgon"

Nemisis
08-30-2009, 06:15 PM
pretty funny. Every time I see George Lopez I think he knows my family. the Wait for me people.lol

xcaret
08-30-2009, 09:12 PM
You've tried to bring a mango back to the US from Mexico, and a bonus point if you actually made it all the way home with it.


My mom never listens, always gets caught lmfao

shyboirank#1
08-30-2009, 11:25 PM
im mexican 100% hahah

..El Chacal..
08-31-2009, 01:22 AM
LMAO I drive a Cheby!..

those are maad precise!..lol..good ****

Boxer1590
08-31-2009, 05:08 AM
I'm assuming a chancla is the same thing as a chancleta? Where I grew up we call them chancletas.

Cleto_Reyes
08-31-2009, 12:20 PM
I'm assuming a chancla is the same thing as a chancleta? Where I grew up we call them chancletas.

Yeah... Flip flops

Derranged
08-31-2009, 12:32 PM
................When you think George Lopez is funny.

:banana:

Cleto_Reyes
08-31-2009, 12:39 PM
................When you think George Lopez is funny.

:banana:


He's Hilarious. Dont you think?

Derranged
08-31-2009, 12:56 PM
He's Hilarious. Dont you think?

Not particularly. With him its all the same ****:

"Eehh... Look at me.. Mexicans do this.. lalala... White people do that.. brat da da..."

WE GET IT. WHITE PEOPLE DIFFER FROM LATINO PEOPLE.

deezdominates
08-31-2009, 12:59 PM
.... when you scored diaz winning ( malignagi)

.... when you scored chavez winning (whitaker)

Derranged
08-31-2009, 01:01 PM
.... when you scored diaz winning ( malignagi)

.... when you scored chavez winning (whitaker)

I scored Diaz over Malignaggi and I'm Italian-American.

Cleto_Reyes
08-31-2009, 01:27 PM
Not particularly. With him its all the same ****:

"Eehh... Look at me.. Mexicans do this.. lalala... White people do that.. brat da da..."

WE GET IT. WHITE PEOPLE DIFFER FROM LATINO PEOPLE.


Most Comedians used the same material over and over

Cleto_Reyes
09-02-2009, 11:47 AM
.... when you scored diaz winning ( malignagi)

.... when you scored chavez winning (whitaker)


http://cdn3.knowyourmeme.com/i/7773/original/fail.jpg

Cleto_Reyes
02-26-2013, 06:57 PM
When you or a family member has a pair of these

<img src="https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQeywtVSbWeqlZq4_gOgdiTHJ-yNOhiCtyGVJG-Q-4scL9Ecz7uqQ">

elgranluchadore
02-27-2013, 12:45 AM
"You need to point out how much something you just bought cost."
damn
this is me alright, i do it subconsciously

Cuauhtémoc1520
02-27-2013, 02:14 PM
When you are REALLY Mexican you don't get hit with a chancla, you get hit with a Huarache upside the head.

<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2b/Huarache_Izq.PNG/220px-Huarache_Izq.PNG">

bigsmoothh
02-27-2013, 11:53 PM
or whenever you keep sayin "ya vamonos ama" or the famous "ala verga"

bigsmoothh
03-03-2013, 01:08 AM
when you say "pacon" intead of saying popcorn......

jtcs1981
03-04-2013, 07:33 AM
You might of already seen this but i'l post it anyway



You Know You're Mexican When...

You have ever been hit by a chancla.

You grew up scared by something called "El Cuco." (AKA the boogie man)

Others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking.

You constantly refer to cereal as "con fleis".

You can dance ranchera, cumbia or salsa without music.

You use "manteca" (lard) instead of olive oil and can't figure out why your booty is getting bigger.

You call your sneakers "tenis".

You have at least thirty cousins. ( I have 50 on my moms side alone)

Whenever you feel under the weather, you compulsively dab on some "Vics" vapor rub all over your chest and inside your nostrils.

Your mom packs your "lonchera" everyday.

There is more Cerveza than punch at little Juanito's birthday party.

You have told your kid not to walk the floor barefoot or they'll catch a cold.

You go to a wedding or Quinceañera, gossip about how bad the comida is, but be the first to take a plato (plate) to go.



We share some. I change some names, but still the same

Derranged
03-04-2013, 08:00 AM
Not particularly. With him its all the same ****:

"Eehh... Look at me.. Mexicans do this.. lalala... White people do that.. brat da da..."

WE GET IT. WHITE PEOPLE DIFFER FROM LATINO PEOPLE.

:haha: :haha:

Vintage George.

Cleto_Reyes
03-11-2013, 02:54 PM
:haha: :haha:

Vintage George.

just no....

Granite
03-11-2013, 08:23 PM
You might of already seen this but i'l post it anyway





You use "manteca" (lard) instead of olive oil and can't figure out why your booty is getting bigger.


watttttttttt

Derranged
03-19-2013, 10:09 AM
just no....

Go sodomize yourself with a frozen tamale.

Cleto_Reyes
03-20-2013, 12:19 PM
Go sodomize yourself with a frozen tamale.

Talking big behind a keyboard really suits your cowardness well..

-Huey-
03-21-2013, 12:29 PM
Not particularly. With him its all the same ****:

"Eehh... Look at me.. Mexicans do this.. lalala... White people do that.. brat da da..."

WE GET IT. WHITE PEOPLE DIFFER FROM LATINO PEOPLE.

I agree, Yuri.

NearHypnos
03-21-2013, 12:46 PM
When you think you can throw a left hook to the body like Julio Cesar Chavez....