I went to my friends house last night to play some Madden and his dog just loves the hell out of me. I don't know why. I hate dogs and cats and kids and basically anything small and cute but anyway the dog wouldn't leave me alone and it would lay next to my leg and fart repeatedly. It was terrible, it smelled like another dog crawled up this dogs ass and died. I shooed away the dog but he kept coming back and he seemed to have that "I'm sorry" look in his eyes so I let him sit by my leg again. Well, of course after I let him he started up the fart factory. This happened a couple more times untill I was catching on, That the dog knew I didn't like him and so he thought it would be funny to make me smell like his ass. I'm gonna need some of the best detergent ever made to get this dog fart smell out of my clothes. Ha Ha very funny Dog.





Benny

Yes, and this topic reeks of ****.

tell that dog to wipe his ass next time

You shoulda used the uppercut on it..

You shoulda used the uppercut on it..
hell yeah, nothing a swift right uppercut couldn't fix

I went to my friends house last night to play some Madden and his dog just loves the hell out of me. I don't know why. I hate dogs and cats and kids and basically anything small and cute but anyway the dog wouldn't leave me alone and it would lay next to my leg and fart repeatedly. It was terrible, it smelled like another dog crawled up this dogs ass and died. I shooed away the dog but he kept coming back and he seemed to have that "I'm sorry" look in his eyes so I let him sit by my leg again. Well, of course after I let him he started up the fart factory. This happened a couple more times untill I was catching on, That the dog knew I didn't like him and so he thought it would be funny to make me smell like his ass. I'm gonna need some of the best detergent ever made to get this dog fart smell out of my clothes. Ha Ha very funny Dog.





Benny
Yeah , i kno what ur sayin thats one of the worst smells " dog farts "
lol ... have fun getting that smell out :cool:

:haha: hahahahha

:wtf:

LMAO

funny **** man, or should I say fart

smell it all up man

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Yeah , i kno what ur sayin thats one of the worst smells " dog farts "
lol ... have fun getting that smell out :cool:
Hmmm, I think cat piss might smell worse.

Hmmm, I think cat piss might smell worse.

Cat **** smells pretty bad too.. Am I the only one who thinks Cat **** smells worse than dog ****?

Hmmm, I think cat piss might smell worse.
I can see that, Cat piss smell is so distinctive, as soon as you get a small wiff of it, you know exactly what it is.

i think the aroma of a cat's urination or poop is quite satisfying. if it was a cologne i would wear it every day. i would cover my self with that stuff....ahhhh how refreshing.




j/k