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The Mouse
03-01-2005, 05:51 PM
What’s your favorite thing to do with your partner that really turns you on during sex?

nance
03-01-2005, 10:08 PM
What’s your favorite thing to do with your partner that really turns you on during sex?


um....not telling

kaps
03-01-2005, 10:34 PM
Oral sex, both ways...

Fallout
03-01-2005, 11:29 PM
Beating the **** out of her.........ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I mean cuddling.

Awwwwww who am I kidding, I'll take anything I can get.

Purity
03-02-2005, 01:08 AM
What’s your favorite thing to do with your partner that really turns you on during sex?

nothing is better than having a girl look into your eyes as she's cumming while you're inside her. nothing.

Leather
03-02-2005, 03:37 AM
Doggy style and then leave her in the farm...

VulgarTheClown
03-02-2005, 10:09 AM
just me personally, i like stuffing her in the glad bag after chopping her up with the chainsaw. I dunno what it is, it just so erotic.

puppy_dogg
03-02-2005, 10:11 AM
take it out and let her sit on my washboard abs. you know it :D

AgonYx0
03-02-2005, 02:39 PM
waking him up by giving him head. :confused:

Carlao
03-02-2005, 05:25 PM
waking him up by giving him head.
Ha the nice!!!

Shaolin Bushido
03-02-2005, 10:53 PM
Leave all of her shackles unlocked except one around one of her ankles and act like I didn't know it til she nearly rips her limb off going for the door.


That **** rules!!11!!

Shaolin Bushido
03-02-2005, 10:54 PM
waking him up by giving him head. :confused:I meant to thank you for that btw.

Thanx.

Shaolin Bushido
03-02-2005, 10:55 PM
nothing is better than having a girl look into your eyes as she's cumming while you're inside her. nothing.... except staring in her surprised eyes as you come in her mouth!

Priceless.

neils7147933
03-03-2005, 09:12 AM
I like it when a pay this hooker to swallow whole kernels of corn for like two days. Then she comes over and I give her an enema. Then she craps out this runny corn mess which I fry up like they're poppers and toss the hot popper-like snack into her gaping ******* that she has been working throughout the entire cooking sequence.

Then I grab her ass cheeks and shake the corn poppers around like a pair of dice in a travel board game, stopping to use chop sticks to hurl the appetizers into my girl's ***** - then I have the hooker retrieve them while wearing a clothespin on her nose.

As I watch, I jack off dressed in nothing but a Strawberry Shortcake bonnet, a french tickler, and a pair of roller blades. I nut into a kitty food dish, lick the semen out with my tongue and stick it out for the hooker to orally transfer the corn poppers to my facial opening.

And that's how I spend my Thursdays.

DOGGx0
03-03-2005, 11:00 AM
Doggy style and then leave her in the farm...


hahahahahahaha


waking him up by giving him head. :confused:

damn. we need to kick it more often.

VulgarTheClown
03-03-2005, 11:06 AM
waking him up by giving him head. :confused:

mabey you are worth something

AgonYx0
03-03-2005, 11:18 AM
hahahaha ;)

AgonYx0
03-03-2005, 11:48 AM
I meant to thank you for that btw.

Thanx.


why are u thanking me?

puppy_dogg
03-03-2005, 11:53 AM
do you keep the mma guys happy over there agony?
*sucky sucky*.......just j/k :D

AgonYx0
03-03-2005, 11:58 AM
only dogg, and thats cause he is my ex husband, we didnt last very long, he is to much of a player, and the other guys, i just tell them what they wanna hear. lol ;)























jk

puppy_dogg
03-03-2005, 12:04 PM
let me hear some of that goodness sometime :cool:

AgonYx0
03-03-2005, 12:08 PM
huh ok if u think u can hang lol :p

Shaolin Bushido
03-04-2005, 12:52 AM
why are u thanking me?uh ... you know. Ok, it'll be our secret.

Bluecifer
03-06-2005, 01:07 PM
nothing is better than having a girl look into your eyes as she's cumming while you're inside her. nothing.

Except looking into her eye's while I'm coming.....on her face...

Anyways, Mouse aren't you supposed to practicing the discipline of sweet denial? Whci personality are we talking to here? Is this seminary Mouse or suicidal/homicidal dungeon S&M mouse?

Bluecifer
03-06-2005, 01:09 PM
I like it when a pay this hooker to swallow whole kernels of corn for like two days. Then she comes over and I give her an enema. Then she craps out this runny corn mess which I fry up like they're poppers and toss the hot popper-like snack into her gaping ******* that she has been working throughout the entire cooking sequence.

Then I grab her ass cheeks and shake the corn poppers around like a pair of dice in a travel board game, stopping to use chop sticks to hurl the appetizers into my girl's ***** - then I have the hooker retrieve them while wearing a clothespin on her nose.

As I watch, I jack off dressed in nothing but a Strawberry Shortcake bonnet, a french tickler, and a pair of roller blades. I nut into a kitty food dish, lick the semen out with my tongue and stick it out for the hooker to orally transfer the corn poppers to my facial opening.

And that's how I spend my Thursdays.


YOU TOO?!?! I thought I was the only one!!!

kaps
03-12-2005, 07:33 PM
.

Anyways, Mouse aren't you supposed to practicing the discipline of sweet denial? Whci personality are we talking to here? Is this seminary Mouse or suicidal/homicidal dungeon S&M mouse?

What do you expect from Mouse. I guess he got tired of the Jesus trend...

czars_salad
03-12-2005, 07:42 PM
nothing is better than having a girl look into your eyes as she's cumming while you're inside her. nothing.
and her eyes are popping out when both of you are having your orgasms.... the best

czars_salad
03-12-2005, 07:46 PM
I like it when a pay this hooker to swallow whole kernels of corn for like two days. Then she comes over and I give her an enema. Then she craps out this runny corn mess which I fry up like they're poppers and toss the hot popper-like snack into her gaping ******* that she has been working throughout the entire cooking sequence.

Then I grab her ass cheeks and shake the corn poppers around like a pair of dice in a travel board game, stopping to use chop sticks to hurl the appetizers into my girl's ***** - then I have the hooker retrieve them while wearing a clothespin on her nose.

As I watch, I jack off dressed in nothing but a Strawberry Shortcake bonnet, a french tickler, and a pair of roller blades. I nut into a kitty food dish, lick the semen out with my tongue and stick it out for the hooker to orally transfer the corn poppers to my facial opening.

And that's how I spend my Thursdays.
great dinner bro!

kaps
03-12-2005, 07:49 PM
I also love it when they look up at you while giving head....

Shaolin Bushido
03-13-2005, 05:18 PM
I also love it when they look up at you while giving head....Damn! Me too!

Bernie Mac said that when they look at him like that, he says, "Whatcha won't me to do ... Tell ya you're doin a good job!"

czars_salad
03-13-2005, 07:59 PM
I also love it when they look up at you while giving head....
then giving you a wink! ;)

Shaolin Bushido
03-13-2005, 08:11 PM
then giving you a wink! ;)Dude ....

.... Great ****in av!fwapfwapfwap ....

Shaolin Bushido
03-13-2005, 08:14 PM
then giving you a wink! ;)No. Then their eyes roll back in their head and they start choking violently as semen explodes from their nostrils!

I've seen that happen. For real.

czars_salad
03-13-2005, 08:17 PM
No. Then their eyes roll back in their head and they start choking violently as semen explodes from their nostrils!

I've seen that happen. For real.
LOLZ!!!! their eyes roll back and as soon as you explode inside their ****ing mouth, their eys pop up like this :eek:

Shaolin Bushido
03-13-2005, 08:27 PM
LOLZ!!!! their eyes roll back and as soon as you explode inside their ****ing mouth, their eys pop up like this :eek:BHWAAAAAAAAAAA .... *BUMPS KNUX WHILE LAUGHING HEARTILY*

czars_salad
03-13-2005, 08:43 PM
but the best part of it all, is when after the explosion, the ***** will tighten her grip on your butt then squezzing it then pushing your front inside her ****ing throat.... deep throat.

it will make you crazy, dude

Shaolin Bushido
03-14-2005, 12:15 AM
It's ALL gravy after you come and see some **** that damn funny!

Shaolin Bushido
03-14-2005, 12:15 AM
Ay, who's that girl in your av?