I hope this prank wasn't done by you, Dan... aka thunder from down under..


http://news.aol.com/article/man-glued-to-toilet-seat-in-australia/636439

Glue on Toilet Seat Called 'Sick Joke'

CAIRNS, Australia (Aug. 24) - A man who used a public toilet in a shopping mall was taken to a hospital to have the toilet seat removed from his backside after someone smeared it with glue in what an official condemned Monday as a sick joke.
Police urged possible witnesses to come forward after the 58-year-old man was humiliated in the northeastern city of Cairns by the prank.
An ambulance was called to help the man after he was found stuck by fast-acting adhesive glue to a toilet seat on Saturday in the busy shopping mall.
Paramedics removed the seat from the toilet and took him to a hospital, where medical staff used industrial solvents to get it off.
Cairns local government official Di Forsyth said the man, who was not identified, was not injured but was "extremely embarrassed" by his experience.
"I'm disgusted that a gentlemen has had to go through that because someone thinks it's funny," Forsyth said. "It's a sick joke."

The man was in a sticky situation.

Reported for false accusation.

The man was in a sticky situation.

Sure you wouldn't be saying that if it happened to you. Poor bastard. If the dude was a total cunt than fair enough, but to do it to some random dude like that is totally uncool.

Reported for false accusation.

I never accused, I merely entertained the possibility it may have been you..

That's pretty funny, hate to be the bloke it happened to though.

I never accused, I merely entertained the possibility it may have been you..

Fine.




















Reported for ****** behaviour.

Yeha! my first post lol

i couldnt stop laughing when i heard bout his!!

poor dude...

Fine.




















Reported for ****** behaviour.

Is this glue to toilet thing a common Australlian joke?

Oh yea, reported for racism. Better start thinking of another account name, you are finished.

Is this glue to toilet thing a common Australlian joke?

Oh yea, reported for racism. Better start thinking of another account name, you are finished.

Its cool dude we can go to war.

I got this.

Its cool dude we can go to war.

I got this.

I challenge you to a fist fight. Meet me in Central Sydney tommorow afternoon.

This is why you don't take dumps in public bathrooms.

I challenge you to a fist fight. Meet me in Central Sydney tommorow afternoon.

OK but I'm not signing up for your round the world thing.

Just so you know, this is a one off.

This is why you don't take dumps in public bathrooms.

You know it never occurred to me that someone might actually glue a public toilet seat.

I only **** in a public bathroom when it is absolutely necessary.

OK but I'm not signing up for your round the world thing.

Just so you know, this is a one off.

Fair enough. I dont have it in me to race around the world anymore :sad:

Fair enough. I dont have it in me to race around the world anymore :sad:

You never really had it son.

You never really had it son.

One time at a bar, this Aussie walked in on me girl while she was on the pisser.

Im not kidding, when I went up to him I noticed he had an accent and he told me he was from Australlia. He was like "Im sorry mate"...

Anyway, what is it with you Australlians and bathroom **** ups?

One time at a bar, this Aussie walked in on me girl while she was on the pisser.

Im not kidding, when I went up to him I noticed he had an accent and he told me he was from Australlia. He was like "Im sorry mate"...

Anyway, what is it with you Australlians and bathroom **** ups?

We only just started using proper toilets out here, taking us a while to get the hang of them.

We only just started using proper toilets out here, taking us a while to get the hang of them.

Lol.. Fair enough. I wasn't joking though, that really did happen. Kinda strange, not too many Australlians in New York.

Lol.. Fair enough. I wasn't joking though, that really did happen. Kinda strange, not too many Australlians in New York.

I wasn't joking either. I was pissing in a laundry sink until I recently got my own place.

NY is one of the two places in th US I would actually want to visit. The other is Vegas obv.

I wasn't joking either. I was pissing in a laundry sink until I recently got my own place.

NY is one of the two places in th US I would actually want to visit. The other is Vegas obv.

:haha: :haha: Sorry I found that funny..

Vegas is nice I been there twice. I heard Australlia is a great place to visit, me friend went there.

:haha: :haha: Sorry I found that funny..

Vegas is nice I been there twice. I heard Australlia is a great place to visit, me friend went there.

I love Australia. The only thing I would change about where I live is the heat. It can get pretty oppressive up here in Brisbane, particularly when the humidity gets high.

WHat is the coldest it gets??

thats unlucky

From now on I will inspect every toilet before I sit on it, even the ones in me house.

From now on I will inspect every toilet before I sit on it, even the ones in me house.

Stop saying me for my.

Stop saying me for my.

And if I don't?

And if I don't?

You will go down in my estimation as a poster.

You will go down in my estimation as a poster.

Fair enough.

Something tells me Oasis Lad had something to do with this.

Obviously he would not made the trip to Australlia, but Im sure he knows cunting chavs and neds from all over the world..

I won't officially name him as suspect, but I might have some questions for him.