I just want to know if anybody thinks that masterbating to ****o is gross. I thought it was a thing that all guys did, but i guess im wrong. i got into an arguement cuz my gf said it was gross and she said she asked around and every guy she knows doesnt do that. I had to explain to her that they all just want to have sex with her and there just telling her what she wants to hear. So can you guys and girls tell me what you think :confused:

I just want to know if anybody thinks that masterbating to ****o is gross. I thought it was a thing that all guys did, but i guess im wrong. i got into an arguement cuz my gf said it was gross and she said she asked around and every guy she knows doesnt do that. I had to explain to her that they all just want to have sex with her and there just telling her what she wants to hear. So can you guys and girls tell me what you think :confused:


Everybody masturbates some just more than others. Of course a guy who is friends with a girl isnt going to say "hell yeah I jack off, infact I busted a nut last night thinking about you." Because if guys tell girls that they will be like eww gross or they believe that noone else does it.

Masturbation is a part of nature, everybody does it and will continue to do it.

As in the great words of Chris Rock: "Show me a man that has never said the word ****, and I will show you one full of ****!"

I just want to know if anybody thinks that masterbating to ****o is gross. I thought it was a thing that all guys did, but i guess im wrong. i got into an arguement cuz my gf said it was gross and she said she asked around and every guy she knows doesnt do that. I had to explain to her that they all just want to have sex with her and there just telling her what she wants to hear. So can you guys and girls tell me what you think :confused:

lol great analysis .

yeah everybody masturbates or masturbated .

even girls , even if they are not prone to admit it.

your girlfriend's wrong. and she bangs herself out all the time. maybe not to ****, but the act's still the same. girls like to think that we're gross and they're not because they make masterbation all intimate. they'll get in that right mood, eat some chocolate, light a few candles, and have a lil 'moment' in the bathtub while thinking about fabio. whatever. masterbation's masterbation and the only thing gross about it is walkin in on someone that's doing it.

your girlfriend's wrong. and she bangs herself out all the time. maybe not to ****, but the act's still the same. girls like to think that we're gross and they're not because they make masterbation all intimate. they'll get in that right mood, eat some chocolate, light a few candles, and have a lil 'moment' in the bathtub while thinking about fabio. whatever. masterbation's masterbation and the only thing gross about it is walkin in on someone that's doing it.


Amen Brother....Karma for you X 3

i just dont get it cuz for some reason its only every1 know that masterbates, i was like its not a big deal but to her its gettin off to two other people havin sex, thats supposed to be "sacried". i just dont get it

Sounds like your girlfriend doesn't have a clue. Every man masturbates. End of story. And the ones who say they dont masturbate to ****o are probably the guys jerkin off with their grammas bra over their head while wearing an eye patch sing god save the queen. You just dont find many sites like that on the net.

every1 does it, but few admit it

i just dont get it cuz for some reason its only every1 know that masterbates, i was like its not a big deal but to her its gettin off to two other people havin sex, thats supposed to be "sacried". i just dont get it



....I have known more than a few chicks that claimed not to like **** but watched with me anyway and they always end up wet and horny after watching it. I think it embarrases some chicks and they front like they don't like it. I haven't met a woman yet who didn't get her pilot lit by watching ****. My wife only likes it if it's more towards the soft **** side without the closeup penetration shots.

....I have known more than a few chicks that claimed not to like **** but watched with me anyway and they always end up wet and horny after watching it. I think it embarrases some chicks and they front like they don't like it. I haven't met a woman yet who didn't get her pilot lit by watching ****. My wife only likes it if it's more towards the soft **** side without the closeup penetration shots.
haha i can see why..

bums,fannys and dicks arent exactly pleasing to the eye.

so on a **** note whos seen bangbus?

cruel but incredibly funny.

if you dont control the flow of juices, when the right
girl comes along its like a "tsunami in the punani" :D

haha i can see why..

bums,fannys and dicks arent exactly pleasing to the eye.

so on a **** note whos seen bangbus?

cruel but incredibly funny.


...Yeah that is some funny ****. I'm sure it's all staged though so not really so cruel as it appears.

...Yeah that is some funny ****. I'm sure it's all staged though so not really so cruel as it appears.
dunno...they were telling this one girl,no bj and sex and
theyde dump her in the river..

look for the bangbus video called girls gone wild..

starts with some ***** in the street telling bangbus
they dont know who they ****ing with.

lol its easy to guess how it goes next lol

What the hell kind of thread is this? I know good topics are hard to come by lately, but have we really sunk to the point of a dolphin flogging thread? This is getting sad.

What the hell kind of thread is this? I know good topics are hard to come by lately, but have we really sunk to the point of a dolphin flogging thread? This is getting sad.
haha its because boxing has just started picking up.

it will be better when the fights are coming thick and fast

every1 does it, but few admit it



well who would want
to admit to that.

well who would want
to admit to that.

"I could sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating."
-Unkown Person

your girlfriend's wrong. and she bangs herself out all the time. maybe not to ****, but the act's still the same. girls like to think that we're gross and they're not because they make masterbation all intimate. they'll get in that right mood, eat some chocolate, light a few candles, and have a lil 'moment' in the bathtub while thinking about fabio. whatever. masterbation's masterbation and the only thing gross about it is walkin in on someone that's doing it.

HAHA **** YEAH DUDE, hell im proud i masturbate.

this topic should be changed to:

My Girlfriend Won't Admit She's a Bean-Fiddler

"I could sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating."
-Unkown Person
lmao
fukin jacko

....I have known more than a few chicks that claimed not to like **** but watched with me anyway and they always end up wet and horny after watching it. I think it embarrases some chicks and they front like they don't like it. I haven't met a woman yet who didn't get her pilot lit by watching ****. My wife only likes it if it's more towards the soft **** side without the closeup penetration shots.
This man is right. They act all embarressed but you will be getting some by the end of the night.

"I could sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating."
-Unkown Person
mike tyson said that

girls seldom admits they do it and actually enjoys doing it. the problem with masturebating is the guilt feelings that come after performing such act. and I bet, it's worse for the girls

girls seldom admits they do it and actually enjoys doing it. the problem with masturebating is the guilt feelings that come after performing such act. and I bet, it's worse for the girls


Guilt? I never feel guilty, unless I dont clean up afterwards. But thats because I feel like a slob.

Guilt? I never feel guilty, unless I dont clean up afterwards. But thats because I feel like a slob.
well, as for me, i also did not feel any guilt doing it...
i had just read something like it... that most people, men are women alike, feel guilty after doing... and one factor is insecurity and lack of self-esteem, or whatever

Guilt? I just pray that none is still sticking to my fingers later, when I'm eating.

Guilt? I just pray that none is still sticking to my fingers later, when I'm eating.
LOL!! :D :D

I know some people who actually dont choke da chicken. They just feel stupid doin it or can only get off through sex with another person. Its rare but it happens.

I only feel guilty when i dont jerk off.

Oh, and for anyone who uses torrents for downloading stuff, Priate Bay.com has ****in THOUSANDS of **** films, free!!

Bangbus aint nearly cruel. Anyone seen Back Romm Facials?? Or Night Prowler??
Night Prowler is the only actual reality **** ive seen. The girls are ****in ugly.
Oh and Crack Whore Confessions.....some seriously ****ed up stuff.

I know some people who actually dont choke da chicken. They just feel stupid doin it or can only get off through sex with another person. Its rare but it happens.

I only feel guilty when i dont jerk off.

Oh, and for anyone who uses torrents for downloading stuff, Priate Bay.com has ****in THOUSANDS of **** films, free!!
is it the complete ad?

is it the complete ad?

http://tracker.piratbyran.org/frame.html

This should be it. (if thats wat u meant)

Youdont even have to register. BUT, the text is nearly all in Swedish! Porr means ****...thats all u need to know!

They also got alot of films old and new.

http://tracker.piratbyran.org/frame.html

This should be it. (if thats wat u meant)

Youdont even have to register. BUT, the text is nearly all in Swedish! Porr means ****...thats all u need to know!

They also got alot of films old and new.
thanks bro! :D

Bangbus aint nearly cruel. Anyone seen Back Romm Facials?? Or Night Prowler??
Night Prowler is the only actual reality **** ive seen. The girls are ****in ugly.
Oh and Crack Whore Confessions.....some seriously ****ed up stuff.
Ive seen Back room facials and crackwhore confessions, Ill have to check out Night Prowler though.

Ive seen Back room facials and crackwhore confessions, Ill have to check out Night Prowler though.
haha yeah bangbus is at the bottom of the "sick" ladder.

pipe violent,bukkake snuff and max hardcore rings a few
bells...lol

Everybody masturbates some just more than others. Of course a guy who is friends with a girl isnt going to say "hell yeah I jack off, infact I busted a nut last night thinking about you." Because if guys tell girls that they will be like eww gross or they believe that noone else does it.

Masturbation is a part of nature, everybody does it and will continue to do it.

As in the great words of Chris Rock: "Show me a man that has never said the word ****, and I will show you one full of ****!"

Excatly. Everyone at some point in thier life has rubbed one out. Its against human nature not too.

My girlfriend jerks me off all the time with something called a vagina...bwa ha ha ha ha...I'm Rick James beeactthhhh :D

My girlfriend jerks me off all the time with something called a vagina...bwa ha ha ha ha...I'm Rick James beeactthhhh :D

i like that kinda action. but my last chick.. well i was her number 63.

i like that kinda action. but my last chick.. well i was her number 63.




Yup the *****es these days bang alot...It's like Dice Clay says "They're always jumping from **** to ****." :boxing:

Yup the *****es these days bang alot...It's like Dice Clay says "They're always jumping from **** to ****." :boxing:

the big problem is i think i like her.

the big problem is i think i like her.



Hit it...don't quit it. :chomp:

Sounds like your girlfriend doesn't have a clue. Every man masturbates. End of story. And the ones who say they dont masturbate to ****o are probably the guys jerkin off with their grammas bra over their head while wearing an eye patch sing god save the queen. You just dont find many sites like that on the net.


ROFL THAT **** IS FUNNY

Hit it...don't quit it. :chomp:
spit it, hit it then let her **** it :D

ok could of been bedda. :mad:

I just want to know if anybody thinks that masterbating to ****o is gross. I thought it was a thing that all guys did, but i guess im wrong. i got into an arguement cuz my gf said it was gross and she said she asked around and every guy she knows doesnt do that. I had to explain to her that they all just want to have sex with her and there just telling her what she wants to hear. So can you guys and girls tell me what you think :confused:

Your right and your GF's a moron. All guys beat it, and **** only makes it better.

guys who say they dont toss off are quite frankly wankers :eek: :D :confused:
it just aint a spectator sport.

everybody masturbates

I just want to know if anybody thinks that masterbating to ****o is gross. I thought it was a thing that all guys did, but i guess im wrong. i got into an arguement cuz my gf said it was gross and she said she asked around and every guy she knows doesnt do that. I had to explain to her that they all just want to have sex with her and there just telling her what she wants to hear. So can you guys and girls tell me what you think :confused:
all guys jack off, awake or in their dreams

Tell your girl to come on this site to see for her self

lol great analysis .

yeah everybody masturbates or masturbated .

even girls , even if they are not prone to admit it.

Yeah, girls flick the bean.

How else would they know what to do when you ask them to do it for you.

I knew a guy who was profoundly deaf, hearing aid in each ear type of thing. he worked night shift and got a ****o flick off one of the guys. Comes home from work, waits until wife goes out for some shopping, puts film in, takes hearing aids out (?wtf), and settles down for some prolonged monkey spanking! he's just getting going and wife comes into room to find him on the settee nursing a large one! Turns out she'd forgot her purse! Still, if he'd had his hearing aids in he would have heard her :D

Lol :D

Everything i read so far was hilarious!

After my gf come on here and read this with me and then she yelled at me cuz its not sick cuz i do it its sick cuz i would do it once or twice a week when shes not giving me some.
"Its ok to do it once in a while but once or twice a week is ****ing gross" -gf
pisses me off cuz there is no gettin through to her

After my gf come on here and read this with me and then she yelled at me cuz its not sick cuz i do it its sick cuz i would do it once or twice a week when shes not giving me some.
"Its ok to do it once in a while but once or twice a week is ****ing gross" -gf
pisses me off cuz there is no gettin through to her
That's 4 "cuz"'s....

What BWHAHAHAH. I do it every day usually. Ive done it like 3 times a day before I dont know. Your girlfriend is just being annoying. Like 96% of huys masterbate.

What BWHAHAHAH. I do it every day usually. Ive done it like 3 times a day before I dont know. Your girlfriend is just being annoying. Like 96% of huys masterbate.

and the other 4% are lying!

If masturbating to **** is gross then I'm content to be a dirtbag.

Some girls pretend to be "better" and more romantic while in reality they own a dildo and take it up the ass.

and the other 4% are lying!

or are ***s.

Everyone does it, I hate how there's girls that are all like ew that's nasty. Someone's tried it before.

I just want to know if anybody thinks that masterbating to ****o is gross. I thought it was a thing that all guys did, but i guess im wrong. i got into an arguement cuz my gf said it was gross and she said she asked around and every guy she knows doesnt do that. I had to explain to her that they all just want to have sex with her and there just telling her what she wants to hear. So can you guys and girls tell me what you think :confused:

****in liars...

I just want to know if anybody thinks that masterbating to ****o is gross. I thought it was a thing that all guys did, but i guess im wrong. i got into an arguement cuz my gf said it was gross and she said she asked around and every guy she knows doesnt do that. I had to explain to her that they all just want to have sex with her and there just telling her what she wants to hear. So can you guys and girls tell me what you think :confused:

yeh its natural especcially when your a teenager alot of young guys would be up hjalf the day if they didn't.
some guys do it once a week others do it 3 times a day!
oh and BTW your girlfriend probably does it to!

Neils, I'm diggin all aspects of your new sig, especially the Brainwashed America one.