View Full Version : [PLEASE HELP] ATTENTION: WANKERs & HELPING HANDs!


RiZΟ
08-13-2009, 10:18 AM
How do I stop ejaculating in such high quantities? Every time I blow my load I need to call the cleaners in.

Dem Eyes
08-13-2009, 10:19 AM
Ask your Mum to swallow next time?

:lol1:

RiZΟ
08-13-2009, 10:20 AM
Ask your Mum to swallow next time?

:lol1:

She isn't here. I just had to have another shower and bring out the cleaning wipes.

fadan80
11-05-2009, 02:59 PM
No problem here, its female ejaculation standards, you should be ok

Sαntα
11-05-2009, 03:01 PM
I thought there was an impostor RiZO for a second there.
I had to bring out the cleaning wipes again today.

Oasis_Lad
11-05-2009, 03:03 PM
Stop eating celery.

Sαntα
11-05-2009, 03:06 PM
Never had any celery in my life. Smells like piss.

It doesn't shoot out like **** stars. It's sort of dribbles out...bit like a waterfall.

kid_labangal
11-17-2009, 04:22 AM
use a condom dude!

MANGLER
12-23-2009, 08:21 PM
Why this a problem Zoom?

Paint her entire back homey. I luv doin that ****, neck to booty.

:D

Sir Flabbers
01-14-2012, 06:52 PM
Still having trouble with this guys. its putting me off wanking

RIZO24
01-14-2012, 07:01 PM
Still having trouble with this guys. its putting me off wanking

You a sikk ****.. By the way im the OG Rizo Biatch!!!

???
01-14-2012, 07:14 PM
Still having trouble with this guys. its putting me off wanking

Do it in a sock :nonono:

Sir Flabbers
01-14-2012, 07:23 PM
Do it in a sock :nonono:

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

- v e t -
01-14-2012, 07:25 PM
Why this a problem Zoom?

Paint her entire back homey. I luv doin that ****, neck to booty.

:D

:lol1:

classic mang

apparently he doesnt have this option ;)

Sir Flabbers
01-14-2012, 07:33 PM
:lol1:

classic mang

apparently he doesnt have this option ;)

Rub it in why don't ya. :grr:


(I hear it's good for the skin)

???
01-14-2012, 08:11 PM
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Okay then, do it in a bottle.

- v e t -
01-14-2012, 08:12 PM
Rub it in why don't ya. :grr:


(I hear it's good for the skin)

ZIIIIIIIIIIIIING

:3some: :3some:

???
01-14-2012, 08:12 PM
Rub it in why don't ya. :grr:


(I hear it's good for the skin)

Why don't you try it out and tell me if works?

Sir Flabbers
01-22-2012, 11:47 PM
I had to change my clean bedsheets last night.

I'm ****ing cursed with giant sperm producing machines. Clearly I was made to spread my seed. That's gonna be my defence when I get charged with rape.

Sir Flabbers
01-22-2012, 11:55 PM
FAO Mods:

Change thread title to "Ejaculation diaries" please.

sick-
01-23-2012, 03:15 PM
you obviously aren't wanking enough...