Both of you are a couple of Scottish buttcracks.

i highly doubt you would say it their faces however :p

http://www.henniker.org.uk/images/places/local_a/ed-central/royal/bagpipesO0b.jpg

That's Rocky by the way.

So watch what you say, cunt.

http://www.henniker.org.uk/images/places/local_a/ed-central/royal/bagpipesO0b.jpg

That's Rocky by the way.

So watch what you say, cunt.

Pictured didnt work, so you fail.

And Mr Tom Jones, I'd like to see you say that to my face :)

rocky is an *******.

but he's my kind of *******.

Pictured didnt work, so you fail.

And Mr Tom Jones, I'd like to see you say that to my face :)

Picture did work when I posted it.

**** knows what happened;

http://www.henniker.org.uk/images/places/local_a/ed-central/royal/bagpipesO0b.jpg

Pictured didnt work, so you fail.

And Mr Tom Jones, I'd like to see you say that to my face :)

I'll be wearing a blue fred perry polo...................

If the constantly being pissed stories are true then i suspect you loo like this gentleman.

http://musicblog.merseyblogs.co.uk/macgowan.jpg

So no problem.

I'll be wearing a blue fred perry polo...................

If the constantly being pissed stories are true then i suspect you loo like this gentleman.

http://musicblog.merseyblogs.co.uk/macgowan.jpg

So no problem.

it'd be impossible for anyone to kick your teeth in.

I'll be wearing a blue fred perry polo...................

If the constantly being pissed stories are true then i suspect you loo like this gentleman.

http://musicblog.merseyblogs.co.uk/macgowan.jpg

So no problem.

Isn't that the singer from The Pogos or some ****?

yeah from the pogues. Derranged is his love child after the American tour in 87.

yeah from the pogues. Derranged is his love child after the American tour in 87.

That would make sense if I wasnt born in 1981.

And for ****s sake man I look nothing like him.

That would make sense if I wasnt born in 1981.

And for ****s sake man I look nothing like him.

Do I have to post your picture for confirmation?

Do I have to post your picture for confirmation?

No. And I would appreciate it if you deleted my pic from your computer.

Why dont you post a pic of yourself?

Do I have to post your picture for confirmation?

Derranged looks like a mix of Simon Cowell and the fat black woman from Scrubs.

Derranged looks like a mix of Simon Cowell and the fat black woman from Scrubs.

:scared:







derranged , a/s/l?

:scared:







derranged , a/s/l?

27/male/NY

27/male/NY

too far......

That would make sense if I wasnt born in 1981.

And for ****s sake man I look nothing like him.

Sorry it was a typo. Tour of 1980.

Sorry going to need photo confirmation.

Sorry it was a typo. Tour of 1980.

Sorry going to need photo confirmation.

My photo has been posted several times. Ask Demise, he actually has my pic saved on his computer, which I find disturbing.

Demise get his picture in this thread.

Both of you are a couple of Scottish buttcracks.

Lay of the drink m8 :banana:

Lay of the drink m8 :banana:

How did you know that the drink was involved when I made this thread?

How did you know that the drink was involved when I made this thread?

Because you wouldent have the balls to make it when you were sober :fing02:

Because you wouldent have the balls to make it when you were sober :fing02:

Where is the other buttcrack hiding?

Where is the other buttcrack hiding?

Hes on his way to NY to beat a ginny :cool:

Hes on his way to NY to beat a ginny :cool:

Id like to see him try.

When are you arriving in NYC?

Id like to see him try.

When are you arriving in NYC?

When i get a fulltime job :(

When i get a fulltime job :(

Things are bad in Scotland?

Come on out you coward.

But what if their the "buttcracks" of really good looking ladies?

Get out of my lounge you stupid yank cunt.

Get out of my lounge you stupid yank cunt.

lolol

Brutal...

I dont know the Rock but RD is my boy always got time for him

Get out of my lounge you stupid yank cunt.

**** you punk.

I'll invade your precious lounge if you keep pushing me.

Both of you are a couple of Scottish buttcracks.

One too many lemonades last night was it son ?

You got nothing from me, you are not a professional drinker like us two and never will be.

One too many lemonades last night was it son ?

You got nothing from me, you are not a professional drinker like us two and never will be.

I can drink for a yank. I challenge you to a drinking contest, in a Glasgow pub.

Name the time.

I can drink for a yank. I challenge you to a drinking contest, in a Glasgow pub.

Name the time.

Anytime you make it over here, me you and Rocky will hit the pub.

Do you drink Guinness ?

Anytime you make it over here, me you and Rocky will hit the pub.

Do you drink Guinness ?

I havent in a while.. I like black and tan.... women :)

I havent in a while.. I like black and tan.... women :)

I think any hole is a goal. Colour don't come into it :werd:

I think any hole is a goal. Colour don't come into it :werd:

Thats the spirit.. Rocky would disagree though.

Thats the spirit.. Rocky would disagree though.


Nah he wouldn't.

Thats the spirit.. Rocky would disagree though.

Not at all man, many fine women in all races :D

When you coming over derranged????:D

Not at all man, many fine women in all races :D

When you coming over derranged????:D

Thats a good question.

I have a feeling that if I go my chances of leaving Scotland alive are 50/50.

Thats a good question.

I have a feeling that if I go my chances of leaving Scotland alive are 50/50.

I would say more like 80-20 :lol1: only j/k.

Come on over ya italian fairy, well show you how to drink :fing02:

Don't ever directly insult me again;
I'll make your life on this forum hell
You cunt.

Don't ever directly insult me again;
I'll make your life on this forum hell
You cunt.

**** you ***** ass Englishman. You ever try anything I'll rip that mustache off your face. :439:

**** you ***** ass Englishman. You ever try anything I'll rip that mustache off your face. :439:
:chairshot

:chairshot

You welsh ass-breathed **** for brains jerkoff.

:)

You welsh ass-breathed **** for brains jerkoff.

:)

been on the pop again?

been on the pop again?

No I was not. Whatever the hell "the pop" is...

No I was not. Whatever the hell "the pop" is...

pop is what you folks call soda, it means beer when someone says you been on the pop again.

pop is what you folks call soda, it means beer when someone says you been on the pop again.

I see.. I plan on drinking lots of cognac this evening.

So one can expect another one of my famous threads that don't mean anything.

two days of drinking start tomorrow for me.

saturday i'm watching my team up in blackpool and going on the piss before/during/after the game.

Cool.. Let me ask you Sir Tom Jones..

I challenged The RealDeal and Rocky to a drinking contest in a Glasgow pub. What are my chances of ever waking up again?

scots are stubborn and good drinkers. deadly mix if you are trying to outdrink that person.

Cool.. Let me ask you Sir Tom Jones..

I challenged The RealDeal and Rocky to a drinking contest in a Glasgow pub. What are my chances of ever waking up again?



If you did wake up, you'd never be the same again.

I've been drinkin all week... Me stomach doesn't want to take anymore.