View Full Version : nearly had a scrap with Joe Calzaghe today


Sir Tom Jones
07-27-2009, 07:16 PM
Okay so the title is an over exaggeration.

Popped down to Blackwood to get a pizza and other **** from asda, then decided to pop into blockbuster. So i pick up pineapple express there, not a bad film not exactly great tho.

Get to the car. My mrs tells me that she gave the bloke outside a stinking look and called him disgusting. I asked why. She tells me he was grabbing his nuts, gangster style. So i look outside the parked car to find a blue audi with the number plate 'box3r' with none other than Joe Calzaghe calling his kappa wearing uncle over to his car. We drive off.

If my mrs hadn't been such a bint i would have had a photo with him and show of our sheep shagging sexiness.

Old Joe is looking a bit bigger than the last time i saw him down blackwood. pre- hopkins. Bigger but not in a fat way.

Anyway made my trip for a film a little more interesting.

Dem Eyes
07-27-2009, 07:24 PM
Shoulda started some ****.

You'd be on national news if you sparked Joe out.

:lol1:

Sir Tom Jones
07-27-2009, 07:27 PM
Shoulda started some ****.

You'd be on national news if you sparked Joe out.

:lol1:

would have been funny. I'm just about taller but he's way bigger built than me at the moment,

shoulda threw the pizza at him. probably been locked up for hate crimes then tho.

sick-
07-27-2009, 08:49 PM
Stll not bumped into lockett or gavin rees yet?

Sir Tom Jones
07-27-2009, 10:02 PM
well no. might start up boxing seriously when i am back in uni. if i do might see him down the gym that i would go. thinking about just concentrating on footie tho.

as for gavin rees a loads of the rough cunts up pant look like him.

Sane Man
07-28-2009, 05:14 AM
well no. might start up boxing seriously when i am back in uni. if i do might see him down the gym that i would go. thinking about just concentrating on footie tho.

as for gavin rees a loads of the rough cunts up pant look like him.

Me and some mates were going to go to his book signing in Waterstones in Cardiff a few years ago, but then we couldn't be arsed.

Monkz
07-28-2009, 05:21 AM
would have been funny. I'm just about taller but he's way bigger built than me at the moment,

shoulda threw the pizza at him. probably been locked up for hate crimes then tho.

To hell with the pizza, you should threw the DVD :D

WhoreUs
07-28-2009, 05:29 AM
you ain't a senior citizen.

joe would have wanted none.

Sir Tom Jones
07-28-2009, 07:46 AM
you ain't a senior citizen.

joe would have wanted none.

haha.

To be honest he would be about 2 weight divisions above me right now.

I could take his skinny ass uncle tho.:boxing:

Sir Tom Jones
07-28-2009, 07:46 AM
To hell with the pizza, you should threw the DVD :D

Not a fan? lol

-PedoBear-
07-28-2009, 07:48 AM
good **** man.... i saw him at the cotto v clottey fight but that was bout it... no 'real life' scenario!

WhoreUs
07-28-2009, 07:59 AM
haha.

To be honest he would be about 2 weight divisions above me right now.

I could take his skinny ass uncle tho.:boxing:

joe ain't even that big.

he's what 200 lbs.? skinny lad.

Rocky...
07-28-2009, 08:09 AM
joe ain't even that big.

he's what 200 lbs.? skinny lad.

Compared to you hes a skeleton :D

Sir Tom Jones
07-28-2009, 08:40 PM
Compared to you hes a skeleton :D

haha.

he's a little muscular like. must be the singing keeping him in shape.

to be honest seen joe a few times down blackwood. would be more chuffed if i saw Enzo (his dad not the jack bastard)

The RealDeal
07-29-2009, 05:21 PM
Somehow I can't imagine Joe Calzaghe grabbing his nuts like Dr. Dre.

sick-
07-29-2009, 05:38 PM
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Derranged
07-29-2009, 08:39 PM
You should have said "have a nice day sir" then went and kicked the **** outta Enzo.

Sir Tom Jones
07-30-2009, 05:58 PM
You should have said "have a nice day sir" then went and kicked the **** outta Enzo.

Enzo wasn't about sadly. it was his brother.

Derranged
07-30-2009, 06:24 PM
I say track Enzo down and rip off that stupid little mustache of his..

Shadow boxer 3
07-30-2009, 06:29 PM
you ain't a senior citizen.

Joe would have wanted none.

lol !!! .

Sir Tom Jones
07-30-2009, 06:58 PM
I say track Enzo down and rip off that stupid little mustache of his..

i got respect for enzo, unlike his Kappa Italy top wearing brother.

squealpiggy
07-31-2009, 01:34 AM
I met Joe Calzaghe. He said something really amazing. He said "Listen, isn't it? Is it? Listen. Jeff Lacy. Listen."