View Full Version : HBO's Jim Lampley vs WWE's JR Jim Ross


m00ks
11-18-2004, 09:31 PM
Who's better at what they do?

http://www.wrestlinginformer.net/Jim_Ross.jpg

http://www.hbo.com/boxing/img/commentator_photo_lampley.jpg

neils7147933
11-18-2004, 09:43 PM
Ross can call a slobberknocker like no other.

http://www.gerweck.net/jimross.jpg

The Fix
11-18-2004, 09:55 PM
lampley is a good hype man. ross kinda slurs

m00ks
11-18-2004, 10:01 PM
Jim Ross has the gift of making wrestling sound sooo much worst than it is. He really livens it up. Ic an't watch wrestling if he's not commentation. ****ing Michael Cole sucks.

The Fix
11-18-2004, 10:17 PM
i cant watch wrestling period. no stars anymore

jack_the_rippuh
11-18-2004, 10:23 PM
I feel like beating up Jim Ross...
I kind of feel like beating up Jim Lampley too..

neils7147933
01-03-2005, 11:45 AM
J.R.'s TOP 50 SAYINGS - WRESTLING365 FEATURE


One of the greatest announcers in the history of the business Jim Ross
celebrates his birthday today. As a tribute to Good Ol' J.R. and just
for fun Wrestling365 has compiled a list of his Top 50 favorite
sayings...


"Good God almighty! That killed him!"

"As God is my witness he's broken in half!"

"It's a normal Saturday night on pay-day weekend!"

"Look at the carnage!"

"He's got a vicious meanstreak!"

"It looks like a God-damn car/plane/train wreck!"

"This is going to be a slobberknocker!"

"There is no where I'd 'sooner be' than Oklahoma!"

"He's crazier than a pet coon!"

"He almost decapitated him with that clothesline!"

"This will not be for the weak of heart!"

"From where I sit..."

"The 82nd airborne couldn't stop him!"

"He's a bloody mess!"

"The intensity is off the page!"

"Through hell, fire and brimstone!"

"What an arrogant ass!"

"What is she not wearing?"

"He's being whipped like a government mule!"

"Folks business is about to pick up!"

"Somebody stop the damn match!"

"I've never seen anything like that in my life!"

"He's a vile human being!"

"Kiss my big Oklahoma butt!"

"This ain't gonna be no wrestling match!"

"I don't believe what we've just witnessed!"

"He's nothing more than a corporate butt-kisser!"

"What else will happen?"

"What a vile, detestable act..."

"I'll bet the farm on it!"

"He's just a cry-baby!"

"Need some chapstick King?"

"He's an incredible athlete, I'll give you that..."

"(anyone) played football at (anywhere)"

"He got folded up like an accordion!"

"He's been busted wide open!"

"Someway, somehow, he kicked out!"

"Good God, what a suplex/powerslam/ddt!"

"Have you ever seen anything like this, King?"

"He's running like a scalded dog..."

"Take him to the woodshed!"

"He's on dream street!"

"This kid has a lot of heart!"

"He's out of his damn mind!"

"This has turned into a street-fight!"

"You won't see too many holds in this match!"

"Some idiot drinking a beer at home is saying they know how to fall!"

"You've got to be kidding me..."

"Stone Cold! Stone Cold! Stone Cold!"

"From myself Good Ol' J.R. and The king, goodnight everybody!"

oldgringo
01-03-2005, 04:20 PM
The thing is...I think I can remember Ross saying every one of those lines. He actually said a lot of them when The Undertaker and Mankind would meet.

Ross sure could call a hell of a slobberknocker.

I loved the one where The Heartbreak Kid got smoked by a chair and Ross goes, "Holy cow he cold-****ed him!!!"

julDilla
01-03-2005, 04:25 PM
Ross can call a slobberknocker like no other.

http://www.gerweck.net/jimross.jpg


MY GAWD!!! MY GAWD!!! thats all j.r says

RobbieD
01-05-2005, 03:21 PM
lampley is a good hype man. ross kinda slurs

The guy did get Bells Palsey three times so the slur came with it.

4 or 5 year ago, Jim Ross was the best announcer out there. He has lost his edge now. I think Michael Cole is better when he is on form and not constantly being fed lines. Plus he seems to be getting better. Tazz is the best announcer in the biz by a mile though.

The1God
01-05-2005, 04:27 PM
He is a serious icon in the wrestling world and not just in the WWE. He is a very rich man, and even has his own BBQ sauce and a cookbook. I respect JR a great deal for all he has done and gone through. Since I have heard JR for over 20 years, I have to go with him.

Mr. Ryan
01-05-2005, 06:05 PM
Jim Lampley, because when he overhypes Juan Diaz and Jarmain Taylor, I believe him. When Ross hypes Stone Cold Steve Austin, I get the feeling I could kick his ass.

boxing fan
01-08-2005, 08:33 AM
I liked it when JR pinned The Coach.