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...your wife sends you flowers?
I got her a card, a little stuffed dog, and a nice cuban dinner.
What did you do for your loved ones?
Mr. Beelzebub 02-15-2005, 04:17 PM I took this chick out last night and I missed TUF so that sucked mad yambag. I got this other chick I care a lot about a bottle os nice french perfume (those smelly ****s know about perfumes).
Mr. Beelzebub 02-15-2005, 04:18 PM Oh yeah, it's not gay if you get flowers.
The people at my job are getting on my nerves because of them. They're going home tonight.
2nd II none 02-15-2005, 04:34 PM flower power :dance:
Mr. Beelzebub 02-15-2005, 04:36 PM That dancing white thing reminds me of Leather... Comeback Leather.
Bluecifer 02-15-2005, 04:37 PM Getting flowers isn't gay, but if you get flowers AND love teh MAD ****, than yes it is gay.
Mr. Beelzebub 02-15-2005, 04:49 PM Blue is wise beyond his years, listen to the man.
2nd II none 02-15-2005, 04:55 PM blue has stripper knowledge.
Shaolin Bushido 02-16-2005, 09:58 AM ...your wife sends you flowers?
I got her a card, a little stuffed dog, and a nice cuban dinner.
What did you do for your loved ones?
Hmmm, well I DID'NT borrow anything(not much, anyway) or feign ignorance so they would help me due to feeling sorry for me.
And no, that's not ghey bro. *feeling envious*
Shaolin Bushido 02-16-2005, 10:04 AM ... I mean, What could you do if that dainty little woman takes it to mind to force some flowers on you?
You're a VICTIM mang! REVERSE FLATTERIZATION!
Mr. Beelzebub 02-16-2005, 10:18 AM You're a big ol' post whore, son... Keep up the good work.
Shaolin Bushido 02-16-2005, 10:41 AM It's a sickness; hehhehheh
Just think if I had a COMPUTER instead of this puny webtv!*thinks about it*
Mr. Beelzebub 02-16-2005, 10:53 AM Web TV? DAaaAaAaAammmnn!! I have never seen one of those up close.
If I ever do I would kick a field goal with it.
nance 02-16-2005, 11:02 AM I got mine a card and poker set. Chips, cards, all in a nice silver box.
VulgarTheClown 02-16-2005, 12:23 PM What did you do for your loved ones?
15th street fisheries - for an apatizer we has lobster with bre on toast. For the main course She ordered Aligator Tail (which is what I wanted but now couldn't order because she did.) and I got 2 8ox lobster tails.
flowers - 3 long stem roses in a vase
gift - lotion basket and a card.
she got me Aqua Di Gio from gorgio armani and a gift certificate for a pedicure.
now is that gay? my g/f got me a pedicure (only because i said iwas takin her for manacure pedacure for her b-day and she didn't want me to pay for it)
Shaolin Bushido 02-17-2005, 08:50 PM Web TV? DAaaAaAaAammmnn!! I have never seen one of those up close.
If I ever do I would kick a field goal with it.I will too as soon as I get a replacement for my posting pleasure.
VulgarTheClown 02-18-2005, 02:18 AM but is getting a pedicure gay if your g/f bought it for you?
Shaolin Bushido 02-18-2005, 03:17 AM but is getting a pedicure gay if your g/f bought it for you?*looks left, then right and nods in unison with Mr Beelzebub, 2nd2none, Blucifer, Madcrewmom and Nuno*
nance 02-18-2005, 03:19 AM *looks left, then right and nods in unison with Mr Beelzebub, 2nd2none, Blucifer, Madcrewmom and Nuno*
ack! I must have nodded off. I've been very tired lately. What's going here guys?
Mr. Beelzebub 07-15-2005, 05:13 PM COmeback Nuncio :(
Squezze 07-15-2005, 05:14 PM COmeback Nuncio :(
I miss Nuno like I miss chicken pox.
neils7147933 07-15-2005, 05:16 PM No, but it's gay if your boyfriend sends you this postcard at your place of work:
http://www.instinctmag.com/cards/butt.jpg
nance 07-15-2005, 05:32 PM COmeback Nuncio :(
I miss him too....where did he go?
SonnyG8R 07-15-2005, 06:20 PM I think it is kind of gay to get flowers as a man. I mean you really have no control over what your women gets you but If I had them delivered to me at work they would go home that day and be given to her to put wherever she thought they look nice.
A women giving a man flowers is like a man giving a women power tools, there really a gift to yourself. :D
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