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LuKahnLi 02-14-2005, 11:36 PM What are some rules you can think of which will solve problems for your country or even the world?
For the US, here are some of mine.
1-Abolish the Electoral College- This way, when we talk about spreading democracy through the world we sound a LITTLE bit less hypocrital.
2-Abolish Term Limits for the Presidency- Let the people decide! If they like one guy enough so that he sticks around for 12 or 20 years, GO FOR IT! Maybe something will actually get done.
3-Solving the Abortion issue- Okay, lets stop the speculation and let the public decide once and for all. Have each state hold a referendum and have the people of that state vote. Allow it to be decided by the states. The referendum has only one catch.....ONLY WOMEN CAN VOTE ON IT. Think about it, whatever the result a state has, NEITHER side can say it is unfair.
To the Right-To-Lifers - "The majority has spoken."
To the Pro-Choicers - "Its a woman's right to choose right? Well they chose to make it illegal."
4-The President and War- The president is commander and chief of the armed forces right? Well lets make sure he acts like it! We should make it a law that any president who orders a military action MUST remain on the front lines for the duration of the engagement. He will be allowed leave like any other soldier of course. Domestic leadership will be handled by the vice president (Ain't like the vice presidents do much else anyways.)
Purity 02-15-2005, 12:55 AM great thread!!
1. voting is no longer a right, it's a privledge. from now on, you can only vote if you take/pass state-sponsored exams that give you the basics on the issues that you wish to participate in. this immediately eliminates the 75% media-tool voting class that exists today and ensures that only educated democracy enacts educated policies.
2. driver's license immediately revoked for your 65th birthday.
3. child molestors/kidnappers/killers are immediately executed in a 45-day long disembowelment proceedure.
4. no more "filling in the public" to the happenings in the middle east. from now on, we eliminate terrorists and their families in stealth-like mafia fashions before anybody realizes anything. no exposure. anyone in the media making us look bad will disappear too.
5. Annual Led Zepplin Appreciation Day. **** off if you don't like it.
6. the production of the following automobiles are immediately ceased: minivans, miatas, vw bugs, anything kia, anything suburau (**** off, you're still not a bimmer), porcshe boxters, and honda elements. f-150 owners are shipped away to live on the island of Crete.
7. massive public ridicule of vegitarians and other self-rightous hippy ****wads.
8. corporate mergers are replaced by CONCERT mergers. ozzfest, the jagermeister tour, warped tour, weenie roast, dynamo, anger management and tattoo the earth will merge into 10 days of pure hardcore forehead stomping. mikey muir from suicidal tendencies will control everything.
9. White Entertainment Television. can't deny WET.
10. no more sympathy for mulitple personalities, bi-polar bull****, unbalanced chemistries and other pseudo babble that insists on justifying stupid people making stupid decisions. if you **** up, you get your ass kicked. nuff said.
BrickJungleGorilla 02-15-2005, 01:51 AM I like how you boys think.
1. If you do 15 mph under the speed limit, you get pulled over and KTFO.
2. Anybody that says "IM RICK JAMES BIATCH" more than twice in 45 minutes get thrown off a bridge.
3. It shall be legal for me to kill my braincells if i dam well please!!!!!:439:
.::|ULTIMATE|::. 02-15-2005, 02:27 AM 1) You dont mess with us we dont mess with you attitude for every country. Everyone fights their own battles in their own country. They wanna take down their dictatorship or whatever they can do it themselves. History has taught us, even the mightiest of the mighty fall.
2) Immigration reform and eventually open borders across the world when some how miraculously everyone starts working for the common goal. Weather it be space exploration, or something bigger that unites the world as one.
3) We already produce more than enough food to not let anyone die of hunger in the world, taxes or food is now collected worldwide to not allow a single person to go hungry.
4) Airline tickets have become so cheap it is now required to graduate highschool to spend a year in one or twor foreign countries and learn the languages.
5) ultra low energy devices that allow a satellite to track you are implanted into every child born in the world. Kidnapping is a thing of the past.
6) A 100% fool proof way of lie detection is developed, hard core criminals are immidiately killed and disposed of as soon as found guilty. Huge prison savings around the world. Crime rate = very low.
7) Steroids of every kind are prohibited and easily detectable by every sport in the world.
8) Every country develops a space research program.
+= El Jefe=+ 02-23-2005, 09:43 AM wow
im telling you should rule the world.
jack_the_rippuh 02-23-2005, 10:08 AM 1. Go back to 15 rounds
jabsRstiff 02-23-2005, 10:26 AM Judges who decide civil suits can also decide the frivolity of each each suit.
If the judge decides it goes above a certain level, he may then levy fines against both the claimant and the attorney who, more than likely, goaded the claimant into filing.
Explosivo 02-23-2005, 10:39 AM Stop incarcerating people for Marijuana crimes.
End the bull**** drug war!!!
LuKahnLi 02-23-2005, 11:09 AM Damn, I am glad this topic is popular now. There were no takers when I posted it originally.
Explosivo 02-23-2005, 11:41 AM Inventors of spyware and homepage hijackers should all be killed.
jabsRstiff 02-23-2005, 12:19 PM Inventors of spyware and homepage hijackers should all be killed.
Right now, with what I'm experiencing.......I'd do the killing of these scumbags, myself.
+= El Jefe=+ 02-23-2005, 12:22 PM 1. Go back to 15 rounds
dude look at our heavyweights now
they are ****ign having hearth attacks
by the 8th imagine them by the 15th
they would have to ****ing give them cpr
every round after the 10th, in the corner before sending them out.
.::EnRiQuE::. 02-23-2005, 03:38 PM Inventors of spyware and homepage hijackers should all be killed.
awesome! sounds like a f*cking plan.
also
1.) no homewrk
2.) prostitution legal evrywhere
3.) Marijuana is legal
LuKahnLi 02-23-2005, 04:08 PM Jabs
http://www.lavasoft.com
Ad-Aware helps.
http://www.safer-networking.org/en/download/
Spybot is good as well.
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