hey there. welcome. so this site has a pretty tight-knit set of 'usuals' around here. i feel it is my duty to properly introduce you people to our normal bunch of ****os so that way you know a lil about whom your yackin with. hopefully this will help you out in your newly acquired venture of friendly interaction. here ya go, in no order of significance:



Bluecifier- stupid name. his real name's BlueDawg. cool guy, pretty smart, and has good stories of strippers.



Dogg- aka Izlms. loves to fight. gets rousted all the time for being short and having brown colored skin. holds the record for the worst avatars on globalmma.com. loves puerto ricans and beer.



albert- aka Allison. serves two purposes to this site: 1- always there to point out everyone's screw-ups. 2- gives members posting material in reference to never-dying needs of wanting to **** her brains out.



Mouse- oh gawd where do we start...
ok switches personalities about once every 6 months. started as a pro fighter, then an S&M vampire, over to a reborn Christian, and now a some form of psuedo-intellectual-coffee.....dude. anywayz, don't bother gettin to know him too well cause you'll have ta start all over again in due time.



vulgar- guy makin pretty good in the fight scene. is totally ass-backwards when it comes to music and women but, besides that, he's a pretty cool cat.



squezze- used to be boring as **** until one day i pissed him off about canaduh. ever since then, he's been a blast. ****er knows his music real well too.



cesaro- fuuuuuuck. the ultimate enigma of our site. has that ****** "prince" name now. although he's the epitomy of rock bottom and we can't wait for him to die, he's probably our most popular member. likes elton john and mma. cesaro=****



hockeyfighter- great to watch this talk about his self-hatred. anytime you're feelin bad about yerself and need inspiration.........well there's hockey.



madcrewmom- the ultimate mom. anytime you wanna ***** about something.......well mom's always there.



agon- or agony. whatever. she's a vato-loco cholla from east los angeles. most popular for getting in boring arguements with other members. except for that time with albert. now that was some fuuuuun ****!





more to come shortly. i'm pretty sure some member will think they're clever and try to do an analysis on me. rest assured, whoever this member is, they're an idiot. don't listen to them cause my opinion is all that matters.

Creed- aka fallout. don't ask. and ohhhhhh man more fun than a barrel of monkeys!! this is our very own Private Pile. you can roust anything on this dude and then watch him get all butt-hurt. feeling bored? roust creed. he's got a good heart though deep down inside.



pugi- aka pugilist grappler. newest addition. pretty smart it seems.



kaps- great poster in the mma forum. total **** in any other forum. don't argue his mma stances. you'll lose.



bzob- best poster of this site. bzob kicks more ass than humaly possible. one day there will be a lot of dead skull-crushed cubans. you can thank bzob for that.



kato- bzob's wife. total sweetheart. we still can't figure it out.



tanner rhoden- sack of ****. nuff said.



2nd to none- cool dude, yet says the most useless **** on the planet. you can actually close your eyes, randomly hit keys on your keyboard, and still have an everlasting conversation with the guy



llama- oh yes. the great llama. known also as beezlebub. don't call him that cause it's a stupid name. call him Llama. good overall poster. thinks everyone's his son and is famous for ****ing fat ugly co-workers. wouldn't be globalmma without the llama.



nun-yo- or nuno. if llama's tweedle dee then he's tweedle dum. we love our nun-yo though. he's a hippy, doesn't shave or bath, has sex with trees and is just the nicest guy on the planet. great for arguing with in the political forum.




golden pear- or golden bear. the bear kicks ass too. knows his music and literature real well and is good for carrying smart conversations with. me and bear moshed to slayer at ozzfest this summer. bear rules!!



sheep****er- aka leather. another great poster that we're proud to have. loves ****ing sheep and is infactuated by the word "semen". he actually lives in spain so it's pretty cool hearing about how **** goes down there. it's also mildly funny watching him **** up his english from time ta time.

carlao- trains vulgar and stuff. great fighter from what i hear. if albert ever gets to have her dream **** session with hermes then we can all thank carlao.



wondermut- head honcho. you'll never see him.



the playa- used to go by the name Prime Cut. why he changed it is beyond us cause this new name ****in blows goats. parties pretty hard from what i hear and is a pretty cool cat.



pave hojak- who cares


gman- now known as handjobsfordollars. i hate that name more than anything. don't ever expect to see a complete sentence from him. if you do see one then it won't make sense. as a matter of fact, it's a lot easier to just reply with "um....ok" to everything he says.
if you're a girl, he fears you.



haru- swings by every once and awhile. haru kicks ass simply cause haru talks in the 3rd. mad haru propage.



general- way cool dude. helps out a lot with the site too. it's impossible to argue with this guy. and coming from me, that's a lot to say.



me- also known as mini-norton cause i look like......well........a mini ed norton. online, i enjoy consistent reminders to the majority of globalmma members that most of them are useless twits. people think that i'm some pompus ******* that's always stuck on my own egotistical opinions. they're wrong. i'm right.

Purity = :purity:

One hell of host.
Has a "Dude" that can take your finger off if you're stupid enough to put in the tank.
All around likes to rile everyone up and sit back :popcorn: and watch the show.
Can argue effectively, so watch your words.

All around great guy, IMHO. :cool2:

And that is what MOM says, so it goes. :) Even though he forgot to mention that I am a great seamstress...but I forgive him. :dunce:

i know most of you all personally but tried to keep it to just how you are all like online.

i know most of you all personally but tried to keep it to just how you are all like online.


I just had razz you on SOMETHING! Don't take what little fun I have away from me......
:nono:

I feel so left out

I feel so left out


Your s/n says it ALL!!!

Ensanity - Do you have any black in you?

Purity - 2 down 2 to go.....

I suppose this is where I am suppose to come in and be all like "Oh god I hate my life. I'm a sack of **** with no real world skills and will never amount to anything because I can't score with women and have no motivation to be a success. I hope I die in my sleep or get hit by a bus tomorrow" thereby backing up what you have just said about me. But none of that ****ing matters. I may not have any social skills, I may not have any women skills, I may not know how to cook or clean or wipe my ass properly or parallel park or look for a job or have any idea what I am gonna do with my degree but I'm most likely about 1000 times smarter than you and would whup most of your asses on the mat or in the ring. I BANG. Don't ****ing forget that.

cesaro- fuuuuuuck. the ultimate enigma of our site. has that ****** "prince" name now. although he's the epitomy of rock bottom and we can't wait for him to die, he's probably our most popular member. likes elton john and mma. cesaro=****



.

cesaro will never die, quite like he'll never get laid, have a job, be a catch with the ladies or be in good health.

the only time i drop below 200 pounds is when i'm stricken with a severe respiratory infection like chronic bronchitis.

i applied two times at a distribution center and was denied. i was apparently underqualified to lift boxes.

the only job i've ever had is sending out unsolicited e-mail.

i can meet women on the internet but am too afraid to meet up with them in real life. several fairly attractive asian girls, a 31 year old jap lady, and some white trash skanks all gone to waste. when they hint towards meeting me i usually go into a massive rant to deter them and try my best to come off as an unstable psycho so they won't mention it anymore.

i have an open invitation to train at sakurai's mach dojo in japan but won't train to get in shape to go.

i know most of you all personally but tried to keep it to just how you are all like online.
I love that no one here has met me because that way no one really knows how I am in my life. Hell I could be a 54 year old college prof with 5 kids and model wife. It's not true but you really don't know. I could be lying about making that up or the lie could be a lie or any combinations of lies could be lies that when denied are in fact denials of a preexisting lie of denial of a lie. I also have this inane ability to confuse the **** out of people with rambling nosense and to make myself smart by simply making up facts I know no one can verify or prove to be wrong. Another talent is my ability to convince people what happened in a fight without having actually seen it. For instance I was giving my opinion of vitor vs tito about 5 min after the fight happened when I actually just saw it 10 minutes ago. I'm about 500% more hostile on here then I really am which is a lie also. I am a very hostile person, just not openly so in real life. Inner rage is teh way I like to go which will one day culminate with my destruction of the human race and raping of the dead bodies of attractive women before mutilating them and feeding their remains to various carnivorous hominidae.

I feel so left out

well that's cause your punk ass never comes around anymore. alright fine, i'll give you this one but we better start seeing more of you:

the ensanity- first off, not black. has the most O.G. funkolastic stylee manner outta anyone here. sometimes tries too hard but who cares. he's one entertaining muther****er and makes mad strong pimp handage.








btw hockey, shut up and deal with the judgement that's been given to you. and cesaro........well......ummm..........die in a fire.

I remember this one time my friend Steve and I went camping with his family. It was outside some butt**** town named Roche Percee which is french for something but I am not too sure what it means. There are alot of french named towns around my hometown. Another one was Bienfait, pronounced bean-fate to non francophones it is actually suppose to be pronounced be-on-fay which means "well done" which is the name of the school there, "weldon school" haha get it. ****ing ******s. People from around my area think it's like the coolest thing ever only proving their idiocy. "Hey did you know that beinfait is french for well done and that's why the school is named weldon, hahahaha isn't that cool". Shut the **** up and have a left hook to the temple for your trouble you jackass. I remember having to do this assignment in grade 9 french class where he had to look at a map of Saskatchewan and find 10 places with french names. What I noticed is that there are alot of places in Saskatchewan with ****ing stupid names. "Hey everyone let's name our town Drinkwater because everyone should drink lots of water". Then along comes Joe ****wad and gets his own town "Hey everyone I heard about that place Drinkwater thinking they are all cool with their water, well I think our water is better so lets call our town Goodwater". I drive pasted Drinkwater everytime I go home. It has about 20 people and the main attraction is the ****ed up railroad crossing on the highway where you can catch air in your car if you hit it at about 70mph. Another great place is Fred. Fred isn't really the name of the town, it's actually called Ralph but apparently when I was a kid I used to call it Fred for whatever reason and so have continued to do so to present day. Fred is the representation of my life as a town. It's not even a town, or a village. I don't know what it is beacuse it's so goddamn small. I'll call it a settlement. Fred has 5 houses and Stan's Repair Shop. Apparently Stan fixed lawnmowers and chainsaws and small engine type **** because I can always see them sitting outside his 76% finished house that never gets any closer to being done. I thought he was gonna build an addition once when I was like 13. Stan started and got the framework up within the first 4 years, impressive for him. He has stalled out for the last few years however on the siding. He still has that black paper **** covering most of his house. You would think that when you live in a settlement with a population of 9 right beside the highway and thousands of people see your house everyday and laugh at you, not only for living in Fred but for never finishing your goddamn house it might provide some motivation to get the ****er done. Apparently Stan has less motivation then I do. Stan is probably the most successful person in Fred making it the worst place on earth probably. Even Purves, Manitoba, population 2, 1 house has more promise because it has a grain elevator and an abandon church from the 1930s. Purves is also cooler because it's close to sounding like Pervert but loses points because my retarded cousin loved close to there once and married the 16 year old from down the road that he knocked up when he was 22. I swear his wife wants to bang me everytime I see her but I would probably rather choke her with one of Stan's chainsaw chains. Anyway back to french class. This was taughy by one Bob Laush. Apparently Bobby and my dad never got alone which was just so prime for me. Bobby wasn't too bright, talked slow as hell and was an all around loser. After getting 96% in his class he cuts be from the 'A' hockey team in tryouts but keeps on his son and daughter who were just so terrible I can't even begin to explain, Kevin was so bad that Karen was actually about 4 times the player she was. But as luck would have it the 'AA' called me up to play for them, hahaha, **** you Bobby. So by him cutting me I got the chance to play at a higher level of hockey. Skills competition comes around, I dominate stopping 8 of 9 breakaways but Bobby "forgets" to announce me with the other winners and give me my prize. Whatever, I still got it eventually and what he doesn't know is that I cheated massive amounts of times in his class because he was too stupid to catch anyone. Only good thing Bobby ever did was bring in this french chick as an assistant once a week to teach class. She was 16 or 17 and god was she ****ing hot. The chicks hated her because she got all the guy's attention when she was there. I loved fridays that semester. Rumor had it that she started dating Mr.Love, a fat, lardass of a social teacher in his late 30's. Don't know if I put much merit in that rumor looking back but it was hot news at the time. I don't remember much about french class other than her except that I threw a marker at this kid named Mark and his him in the face leaving a red dot and when he threw it back he got yelled at. There weren't too many teachers I hated more than Bobby. I never liked Mr. Love at all because I knew I was smarter than him and because he was such a tub of **** that I hated looking in his general direction. I always regretted never having the pleasure of taking a class from Miss. Vandenhurk because she was pretty fine and apparently talked about alot of sex **** in class and allowed the students to make passes at her. Not that I would have because I was like 5'10 260 at the time but she was nice to look at. I did have a good looking homeroom teacher who I played slowpitch with a few years later. Nice ass, good body but the face was lacking. I was apparently one of the only guys that could see it though. She married some rich government worker and always drove a sweet ride to school. One of my favorite classes was economics in grade 12. At one point in class we were doing debates and on one issue everyone agreed so being the trooper I am I choose to take the opposition side, one that I didn't originally agree with, and take on the whole class since no one else would switch sides. Defeating the whole class would have been cool even if by a narrow margin but utterly destroying them in what turned out to be a total cakewalk was one of my best highschool moments. Like this wasn't even close people. From round 1 it was all me. I raped alot of people in arguements over the years but none of them compared to this. When they just kept bringing up the same crap over and over again it just made it too easy. I got a 99% in that class, which was cool in itself because I beat Brad Siepp who graduated with a 97.6% average, the highest in school history. I took a economics of sports class last year. That kicked ass too. My point is that economics is pretty cool. Well I could go on but that's enough for now. That's my story of the weekend I spent camping with Steve. Probably forgot where I started by now didn't you.

get over it lupe

Always wanted to make a huge mass of a post like that

i cannot believe hockey wrote all that ****.

i will never read it. ****in canadian

I remember this one time my friend Steve and I went camping with his family. It was outside some butt**** town named Roche Percee which is french for something but I am not too sure what it means. There are alot of french named towns around my hometown. Another one was Bienfait, pronounced bean-fate to non francophones it is actually suppose to be pronounced be-on-fay which means "well done" which is the name of the school there, "weldon school" haha get it. ****ing ******s. People from around my area think it's like the coolest thing ever only proving their idiocy. "Hey did you know that beinfait is french for well done and that's why the school is named weldon, hahahaha isn't that cool". Shut the **** up and have a left hook to the temple for your trouble you jackass. I remember having to do this assignment in grade 9 french class where he had to look at a map of Saskatchewan and find 10 places with french names. What I noticed is that there are alot of places in Saskatchewan with ****ing stupid names. "Hey everyone let's name our town Drinkwater because everyone should drink lots of water". Then along comes Joe ****wad and gets his own town "Hey everyone I heard about that place Drinkwater thinking they are all cool with their water, well I think our water is better so lets call our town Goodwater". I drive pasted Drinkwater everytime I go home. It has about 20 people and the main attraction is the ****ed up railroad crossing on the highway where you can catch air in your car if you hit it at about 70mph. Another great place is Fred. Fred isn't really the name of the town, it's actually called Ralph but apparently when I was a kid I used to call it Fred for whatever reason and so have continued to do so to present day. Fred is the representation of my life as a town. It's not even a town, or a village. I don't know what it is beacuse it's so goddamn small. I'll call it a settlement. Fred has 5 houses and Stan's Repair Shop. Apparently Stan fixed lawnmowers and chainsaws and small engine type **** because I can always see them sitting outside his 76% finished house that never gets any closer to being done. I thought he was gonna build an addition once when I was like 13. Stan started and got the framework up within the first 4 years, impressive for him. He has stalled out for the last few years however on the siding. He still has that black paper **** covering most of his house. You would think that when you live in a settlement with a population of 9 right beside the highway and thousands of people see your house everyday and laugh at you, not only for living in Fred but for never finishing your goddamn house it might provide some motivation to get the ****er done. Apparently Stan has less motivation then I do. Stan is probably the most successful person in Fred making it the worst place on earth probably. Even Purves, Manitoba, population 2, 1 house has more promise because it has a grain elevator and an abandon church from the 1930s. Purves is also cooler because it's close to sounding like Pervert but loses points because my retarded cousin loved close to there once and married the 16 year old from down the road that he knocked up when he was 22. I swear his wife wants to bang me everytime I see her but I would probably rather choke her with one of Stan's chainsaw chains. Anyway back to french class. This was taughy by one Bob Laush. Apparently Bobby and my dad never got alone which was just so prime for me. Bobby wasn't too bright, talked slow as hell and was an all around loser. After getting 96% in his class he cuts be from the 'A' hockey team in tryouts but keeps on his son and daughter who were just so terrible I can't even begin to explain, Kevin was so bad that Karen was actually about 4 times the player she was. But as luck would have it the 'AA' called me up to play for them, hahaha, **** you Bobby. So by him cutting me I got the chance to play at a higher level of hockey. Skills competition comes around, I dominate stopping 8 of 9 breakaways but Bobby "forgets" to announce me with the other winners and give me my prize. Whatever, I still got it eventually and what he doesn't know is that I cheated massive amounts of times in his class because he was too stupid to catch anyone. Only good thing Bobby ever did was bring in this french chick as an assistant once a week to teach class. She was 16 or 17 and god was she ****ing hot. The chicks hated her because she got all the guy's attention when she was there. I loved fridays that semester. Rumor had it that she started dating Mr.Love, a fat, lardass of a social teacher in his late 30's. Don't know if I put much merit in that rumor looking back but it was hot news at the time. I don't remember much about french class other than her except that I threw a marker at this kid named Mark and his him in the face leaving a red dot and when he threw it back he got yelled at. There weren't too many teachers I hated more than Bobby. I never liked Mr. Love at all because I knew I was smarter than him and because he was such a tub of **** that I hated looking in his general direction. I always regretted never having the pleasure of taking a class from Miss. Vandenhurk because she was pretty fine and apparently talked about alot of sex **** in class and allowed the students to make passes at her. Not that I would have because I was like 5'10 260 at the time but she was nice to look at. I did have a good looking homeroom teacher who I played slowpitch with a few years later. Nice ass, good body but the face was lacking. I was apparently one of the only guys that could see it though. She married some rich government worker and always drove a sweet ride to school. One of my favorite classes was economics in grade 12. At one point in class we were doing debates and on one issue everyone agreed so being the trooper I am I choose to take the opposition side, one that I didn't originally agree with, and take on the whole class since no one else would switch sides. Defeating the whole class would have been cool even if by a narrow margin but utterly destroying them in what turned out to be a total cakewalk was one of my best highschool moments. Like this wasn't even close people. From round 1 it was all me. I raped alot of people in arguements over the years but none of them compared to this. When they just kept bringing up the same crap over and over again it just made it too easy. I got a 99% in that class, which was cool in itself because I beat Brad Siepp who graduated with a 97.6% average, the highest in school history. I took a economics of sports class last year. That kicked ass too. My point is that economics is pretty cool. Well I could go on but that's enough for now. That's my story of the weekend I spent camping with Steve. Probably forgot where I started by now didn't you.The mother of all posts.

My daughter got an A in her French class. :-)

Led Zeppelin.

I remember this one time my friend Steve and I went camping with his family. It was outside some butt**** town named Roche Percee which is french for something but I am not too sure what it means. There are alot of french named towns around my hometown. Another one was Bienfait, pronounced bean-fate to non francophones it is actually suppose to be pronounced be-on-fay which means "well done" which is the name of the school there, "weldon school" haha get it. ****ing ******s. People from around my area think it's like the coolest thing ever only proving their idiocy. "Hey did you know that beinfait is french for well done and that's why the school is named weldon, hahahaha isn't that cool". Shut the **** up and have a left hook to the temple for your trouble you jackass. I remember having to do this assignment in grade 9 french class where he had to look at a map of Saskatchewan and find 10 places with french names. What I noticed is that there are alot of places in Saskatchewan with ****ing stupid names. "Hey everyone let's name our town Drinkwater because everyone should drink lots of water". Then along comes Joe ****wad and gets his own town "Hey everyone I heard about that place Drinkwater thinking they are all cool with their water, well I think our water is better so lets call our town Goodwater". I drive pasted Drinkwater everytime I go home. It has about 20 people and the main attraction is the ****ed up railroad crossing on the highway where you can catch air in your car if you hit it at about 70mph. Another great place is Fred. Fred isn't really the name of the town, it's actually called Ralph but apparently when I was a kid I used to call it Fred for whatever reason and so have continued to do so to present day. Fred is the representation of my life as a town. It's not even a town, or a village. I don't know what it is beacuse it's so goddamn small. I'll call it a settlement. Fred has 5 houses and Stan's Repair Shop. Apparently Stan fixed lawnmowers and chainsaws and small engine type **** because I can always see them sitting outside his 76% finished house that never gets any closer to being done. I thought he was gonna build an addition once when I was like 13. Stan started and got the framework up within the first 4 years, impressive for him. He has stalled out for the last few years however on the siding. He still has that black paper **** covering most of his house. You would think that when you live in a settlement with a population of 9 right beside the highway and thousands of people see your house everyday and laugh at you, not only for living in Fred but for never finishing your goddamn house it might provide some motivation to get the ****er done. Apparently Stan has less motivation then I do. Stan is probably the most successful person in Fred making it the worst place on earth probably. Even Purves, Manitoba, population 2, 1 house has more promise because it has a grain elevator and an abandon church from the 1930s. Purves is also cooler because it's close to sounding like Pervert but loses points because my retarded cousin loved close to there once and married the 16 year old from down the road that he knocked up when he was 22. I swear his wife wants to bang me everytime I see her but I would probably rather choke her with one of Stan's chainsaw chains. Anyway back to french class. This was taughy by one Bob Laush. Apparently Bobby and my dad never got alone which was just so prime for me. Bobby wasn't too bright, talked slow as hell and was an all around loser. After getting 96% in his class he cuts be from the 'A' hockey team in tryouts but keeps on his son and daughter who were just so terrible I can't even begin to explain, Kevin was so bad that Karen was actually about 4 times the player she was. But as luck would have it the 'AA' called me up to play for them, hahaha, **** you Bobby. So by him cutting me I got the chance to play at a higher level of hockey. Skills competition comes around, I dominate stopping 8 of 9 breakaways but Bobby "forgets" to announce me with the other winners and give me my prize. Whatever, I still got it eventually and what he doesn't know is that I cheated massive amounts of times in his class because he was too stupid to catch anyone. Only good thing Bobby ever did was bring in this french chick as an assistant once a week to teach class. She was 16 or 17 and god was she ****ing hot. The chicks hated her because she got all the guy's attention when she was there. I loved fridays that semester. Rumor had it that she started dating Mr.Love, a fat, lardass of a social teacher in his late 30's. Don't know if I put much merit in that rumor looking back but it was hot news at the time. I don't remember much about french class other than her except that I threw a marker at this kid named Mark and his him in the face leaving a red dot and when he threw it back he got yelled at. There weren't too many teachers I hated more than Bobby. I never liked Mr. Love at all because I knew I was smarter than him and because he was such a tub of **** that I hated looking in his general direction. I always regretted never having the pleasure of taking a class from Miss. Vandenhurk because she was pretty fine and apparently talked about alot of sex **** in class and allowed the students to make passes at her. Not that I would have because I was like 5'10 260 at the time but she was nice to look at. I did have a good looking homeroom teacher who I played slowpitch with a few years later. Nice ass, good body but the face was lacking. I was apparently one of the only guys that could see it though. She married some rich government worker and always drove a sweet ride to school. One of my favorite classes was economics in grade 12. At one point in class we were doing debates and on one issue everyone agreed so being the trooper I am I choose to take the opposition side, one that I didn't originally agree with, and take on the whole class since no one else would switch sides. Defeating the whole class would have been cool even if by a narrow margin but utterly destroying them in what turned out to be a total cakewalk was one of my best highschool moments. Like this wasn't even close people. From round 1 it was all me. I raped alot of people in arguements over the years but none of them compared to this. When they just kept bringing up the same crap over and over again it just made it too easy. I got a 99% in that class, which was cool in itself because I beat Brad Siepp who graduated with a 97.6% average, the highest in school history. I took a economics of sports class last year. That kicked ass too. My point is that economics is pretty cool. Well I could go on but that's enough for now. That's my story of the weekend I spent camping with Steve. Probably forgot where I started by now didn't you.


MOOOOOTHER OF THE GREEN LAMBS!!!! WTF is it??!?!?! My eyes are crying blood !!!








Semen....(in E Minor)

Good attempt at starting a classic thread... As it usually happens a Canananadian ****ed it all up.

Yeah I suck at choosing usernames, but my av's rock.

hahahahhahahaa

I remember this one time my friend Steve and I went camping with his family. It was outside some butt**** town named Roche Percee which is french for something but I am not too sure what it means. There are alot of french named towns around my hometown. Another one was Bienfait, pronounced bean-fate to non francophones it is actually suppose to be pronounced be-on-fay which means "well done" which is the name of the school there, "weldon school" haha get it. ****ing ******s. People from around my area think it's like the coolest thing ever only proving their idiocy. "Hey did you know that beinfait is french for well done and that's why the school is named weldon, hahahaha isn't that cool". Shut the **** up and have a left hook to the temple for your trouble you jackass. I remember having to do this assignment in grade 9 french class where he had to look at a map of Saskatchewan and find 10 places with french names. What I noticed is that there are alot of places in Saskatchewan with ****ing stupid names. "Hey everyone let's name our town Drinkwater because everyone should drink lots of water". Then along comes Joe ****wad and gets his own town "Hey everyone I heard about that place Drinkwater thinking they are all cool with their water, well I think our water is better so lets call our town Goodwater". I drive pasted Drinkwater everytime I go home. It has about 20 people and the main attraction is the ****ed up railroad crossing on the highway where you can catch air in your car if you hit it at about 70mph. Another great place is Fred. Fred isn't really the name of the town, it's actually called Ralph but apparently when I was a kid I used to call it Fred for whatever reason and so have continued to do so to present day. Fred is the representation of my life as a town. It's not even a town, or a village. I don't know what it is beacuse it's so goddamn small. I'll call it a settlement. Fred has 5 houses and Stan's Repair Shop. Apparently Stan fixed lawnmowers and chainsaws and small engine type **** because I can always see them sitting outside his 76% finished house that never gets any closer to being done. I thought he was gonna build an addition once when I was like 13. Stan started and got the framework up within the first 4 years, impressive for him. He has stalled out for the last few years however on the siding. He still has that black paper **** covering most of his house. You would think that when you live in a settlement with a population of 9 right beside the highway and thousands of people see your house everyday and laugh at you, not only for living in Fred but for never finishing your goddamn house it might provide some motivation to get the ****er done. Apparently Stan has less motivation then I do. Stan is probably the most successful person in Fred making it the worst place on earth probably. Even Purves, Manitoba, population 2, 1 house has more promise because it has a grain elevator and an abandon church from the 1930s. Purves is also cooler because it's close to sounding like Pervert but loses points because my retarded cousin loved close to there once and married the 16 year old from down the road that he knocked up when he was 22. I swear his wife wants to bang me everytime I see her but I would probably rather choke her with one of Stan's chainsaw chains. Anyway back to french class. This was taughy by one Bob Laush. Apparently Bobby and my dad never got alone which was just so prime for me. Bobby wasn't too bright, talked slow as hell and was an all around loser. After getting 96% in his class he cuts be from the 'A' hockey team in tryouts but keeps on his son and daughter who were just so terrible I can't even begin to explain, Kevin was so bad that Karen was actually about 4 times the player she was. But as luck would have it the 'AA' called me up to play for them, hahaha, **** you Bobby. So by him cutting me I got the chance to play at a higher level of hockey. Skills competition comes around, I dominate stopping 8 of 9 breakaways but Bobby "forgets" to announce me with the other winners and give me my prize. Whatever, I still got it eventually and what he doesn't know is that I cheated massive amounts of times in his class because he was too stupid to catch anyone. Only good thing Bobby ever did was bring in this french chick as an assistant once a week to teach class. She was 16 or 17 and god was she ****ing hot. The chicks hated her because she got all the guy's attention when she was there. I loved fridays that semester. Rumor had it that she started dating Mr.Love, a fat, lardass of a social teacher in his late 30's. Don't know if I put much merit in that rumor looking back but it was hot news at the time. I don't remember much about french class other than her except that I threw a marker at this kid named Mark and his him in the face leaving a red dot and when he threw it back he got yelled at. There weren't too many teachers I hated more than Bobby. I never liked Mr. Love at all because I knew I was smarter than him and because he was such a tub of **** that I hated looking in his general direction. I always regretted never having the pleasure of taking a class from Miss. Vandenhurk because she was pretty fine and apparently talked about alot of sex **** in class and allowed the students to make passes at her. Not that I would have because I was like 5'10 260 at the time but she was nice to look at. I did have a good looking homeroom teacher who I played slowpitch with a few years later. Nice ass, good body but the face was lacking. I was apparently one of the only guys that could see it though. She married some rich government worker and always drove a sweet ride to school. One of my favorite classes was economics in grade 12. At one point in class we were doing debates and on one issue everyone agreed so being the trooper I am I choose to take the opposition side, one that I didn't originally agree with, and take on the whole class since no one else would switch sides. Defeating the whole class would have been cool even if by a narrow margin but utterly destroying them in what turned out to be a total cakewalk was one of my best highschool moments. Like this wasn't even close people. From round 1 it was all me. I raped alot of people in arguements over the years but none of them compared to this. When they just kept bringing up the same crap over and over again it just made it too easy. I got a 99% in that class, which was cool in itself because I beat Brad Siepp who graduated with a 97.6% average, the highest in school history. I took a economics of sports class last year. That kicked ass too. My point is that economics is pretty cool. Well I could go on but that's enough for now. That's my story of the weekend I spent camping with Steve. Probably forgot where I started by now didn't you.


that's a hoss post you got there, son

I remember this one time my friend Steve and I went camping with his family. It was outside some butt**** town named Roche Percee which is french for something but I am not too sure what it means. There are alot of french named towns around my hometown. Another one was Bienfait, pronounced bean-fate to non francophones it is actually suppose to be pronounced be-on-fay which means "well done" which is the name of the school there, "weldon school" haha get it. ****ing ******s. People from around my area think it's like the coolest thing ever only proving their idiocy. "Hey did you know that beinfait is french for well done and that's why the school is named weldon, hahahaha isn't that cool". Shut the **** up and have a left hook to the temple for your trouble you jackass. I remember having to do this assignment in grade 9 french class where he had to look at a map of Saskatchewan and find 10 places with french names. What I noticed is that there are alot of places in Saskatchewan with ****ing stupid names. "Hey everyone let's name our town Drinkwater because everyone should drink lots of water". Then along comes Joe ****wad and gets his own town "Hey everyone I heard about that place Drinkwater thinking they are all cool with their water, well I think our water is better so lets call our town Goodwater". I drive pasted Drinkwater everytime I go home. It has about 20 people and the main attraction is the ****ed up railroad crossing on the highway where you can catch air in your car if you hit it at about 70mph. Another great place is Fred. Fred isn't really the name of the town, it's actually called Ralph but apparently when I was a kid I used to call it Fred for whatever reason and so have continued to do so to present day. Fred is the representation of my life as a town. It's not even a town, or a village. I don't know what it is beacuse it's so goddamn small. I'll call it a settlement. Fred has 5 houses and Stan's Repair Shop. Apparently Stan fixed lawnmowers and chainsaws and small engine type **** because I can always see them sitting outside his 76% finished house that never gets any closer to being done. I thought he was gonna build an addition once when I was like 13. Stan started and got the framework up within the first 4 years, impressive for him. He has stalled out for the last few years however on the siding. He still has that black paper **** covering most of his house. You would think that when you live in a settlement with a population of 9 right beside the highway and thousands of people see your house everyday and laugh at you, not only for living in Fred but for never finishing your goddamn house it might provide some motivation to get the ****er done. Apparently Stan has less motivation then I do. Stan is probably the most successful person in Fred making it the worst place on earth probably. Even Purves, Manitoba, population 2, 1 house has more promise because it has a grain elevator and an abandon church from the 1930s. Purves is also cooler because it's close to sounding like Pervert but loses points because my retarded cousin loved close to there once and married the 16 year old from down the road that he knocked up when he was 22. I swear his wife wants to bang me everytime I see her but I would probably rather choke her with one of Stan's chainsaw chains. Anyway back to french class. This was taughy by one Bob Laush. Apparently Bobby and my dad never got alone which was just so prime for me. Bobby wasn't too bright, talked slow as hell and was an all around loser. After getting 96% in his class he cuts be from the 'A' hockey team in tryouts but keeps on his son and daughter who were just so terrible I can't even begin to explain, Kevin was so bad that Karen was actually about 4 times the player she was. But as luck would have it the 'AA' called me up to play for them, hahaha, **** you Bobby. So by him cutting me I got the chance to play at a higher level of hockey. Skills competition comes around, I dominate stopping 8 of 9 breakaways but Bobby "forgets" to announce me with the other winners and give me my prize. Whatever, I still got it eventually and what he doesn't know is that I cheated massive amounts of times in his class because he was too stupid to catch anyone. Only good thing Bobby ever did was bring in this french chick as an assistant once a week to teach class. She was 16 or 17 and god was she ****ing hot. The chicks hated her because she got all the guy's attention when she was there. I loved fridays that semester. Rumor had it that she started dating Mr.Love, a fat, lardass of a social teacher in his late 30's. Don't know if I put much merit in that rumor looking back but it was hot news at the time. I don't remember much about french class other than her except that I threw a marker at this kid named Mark and his him in the face leaving a red dot and when he threw it back he got yelled at. There weren't too many teachers I hated more than Bobby. I never liked Mr. Love at all because I knew I was smarter than him and because he was such a tub of **** that I hated looking in his general direction. I always regretted never having the pleasure of taking a class from Miss. Vandenhurk because she was pretty fine and apparently talked about alot of sex **** in class and allowed the students to make passes at her. Not that I would have because I was like 5'10 260 at the time but she was nice to look at. I did have a good looking homeroom teacher who I played slowpitch with a few years later. Nice ass, good body but the face was lacking. I was apparently one of the only guys that could see it though. She married some rich government worker and always drove a sweet ride to school. One of my favorite classes was economics in grade 12. At one point in class we were doing debates and on one issue everyone agreed so being the trooper I am I choose to take the opposition side, one that I didn't originally agree with, and take on the whole class since no one else would switch sides. Defeating the whole class would have been cool even if by a narrow margin but utterly destroying them in what turned out to be a total cakewalk was one of my best highschool moments. Like this wasn't even close people. From round 1 it was all me. I raped alot of people in arguements over the years but none of them compared to this. When they just kept bringing up the same crap over and over again it just made it too easy. I got a 99% in that class, which was cool in itself because I beat Brad Siepp who graduated with a 97.6% average, the highest in school history. I took a economics of sports class last year. That kicked ass too. My point is that economics is pretty cool. Well I could go on but that's enough for now. That's my story of the weekend I spent camping with Steve. Probably forgot where I started by now didn't you.

That **** is raw as ****, *****.

Team Kenny Loggins 4 life

sup bro's

Yo friend. Long time no see. How's life?

sup bro'sSup'

Y'know, It's some cool mofos that drop thru here. I'm gonna post some cool threads today(my day off).



At least I'll post alot of em to increase my chances, heheheh.

My daughter got an A in her French class. :-)

I gave her that A.

oh Tony, just so you know, Carlao is my manager not my trainer.

ha.

Holy **** Where Did You Come From!!??!!

Where Have You Been!?

I know many of your personally and I have no love. For shame.

Tom is a rooster

TTT for Purity

Creed- aka fallout. don't ask. and ohhhhhh man more fun than a barrel of monkeys!! this is our very own Private Pile. you can roust anything on this dude and then watch him get all butt-hurt. feeling bored? roust creed. he's got a good heart though deep down inside.



pugi- aka pugilist grappler. newest addition. pretty smart it seems.



kaps- great poster in the mma forum. total **** in any other forum. don't argue his mma stances. you'll lose.



bzob- best poster of this site. bzob kicks more ass than humaly possible. one day there will be a lot of dead skull-crushed cubans. you can thank bzob for that.



kato- bzob's wife. total sweetheart. we still can't figure it out.



tanner rhoden- sack of ****. nuff said.



2nd to none- cool dude, yet says the most useless **** on the planet. you can actually close your eyes, randomly hit keys on your keyboard, and still have an everlasting conversation with the guy



llama- oh yes. the great llama. known also as beezlebub. don't call him that cause it's a stupid name. call him Llama. good overall poster. thinks everyone's his son and is famous for ****ing fat ugly co-workers. wouldn't be globalmma without the llama.



nun-yo- or nuno. if llama's tweedle dee then he's tweedle dum. we love our nun-yo though. he's a hippy, doesn't shave or bath, has sex with trees and is just the nicest guy on the planet. great for arguing with in the political forum.




golden pear- or golden bear. the bear kicks ass too. knows his music and literature real well and is good for carrying smart conversations with. me and bear moshed to slayer at ozzfest this summer. bear rules!!



sheep****er- aka leather. another great poster that we're proud to have. loves ****ing sheep and is infactuated by the word "semen". he actually lives in spain so it's pretty cool hearing about how **** goes down there. it's also mildly funny watching him **** up his english from time ta time.Oh yeah, Let the truth SHINE!

That Pugi guy is cute too! :grouphug:

Nobody can claim avatar consistantcy like me. I've had the same dude in my avatar since early 2002. No matter what forum. Word to yo mutha.

Looks like Kaps has met his match in Wizard there.

http://brendanmcdowell.com/images/stories/funny/pictures/eminem_old.jpg

stfu n00b

9 10

hahahhahahhaa


11 12 :confused:




i dont get it :rolleyes:

stfu n00b

9 10

http://brendanmcdowell.com/images/stories/funny/pictures/justin.jpg

http://www.gossipnews.it/senzatrucco/vip/images/ophra_winfrey_1.jpg

you guys can stop already!!!

you guys can stop already!!!


http://www.wackyweaselworld.com/tonyDanza.jpg

hahahaha STOP!!!!

I think I'd do Oprah

First thing; That post was wrong and long. If I'm going to read that **** it better count for grad school.

2nd that picture of Emenim he looks like a punk ass Mayhem Miller. And nobody should ever say that they would do Oprah. Well maybe for a mil, but you get the point!

And I do manage Ben along with a few other fighters. Ben will be fighting in April 30th in Fort Lauderdale, Fl!

What event? Good luck Ben.....

yeah ban i hope u get ur ass kicked. :)

yeah well I hope you get your ass licked

:eek: nasty ass

What event? Good luck Ben.....

AFC

1234567

:eek: nasty assTell the truth ... YOU'D LOVE HAVING YOUR SALAD TOSSED!

You have had it tossed before, right?

Tell the truth ... YOU'D LOVE HAVING YOUR SALAD TOSSED!

You have had it tossed before, right?

she has tossed before, i can tell ya that much. and she does a damn good job at it too. well, for a chola, shes alright.

ewwwwww your a jerk off!! And i'm not a chola. :mad:

Creed- aka fallout. don't ask. and ohhhhhh man more fun than a barrel of monkeys!! this is our very own Private Pile. you can roust anything on this dude and then watch him get all butt-hurt. feeling bored? roust creed. he's got a good heart though deep down inside.



pugi- aka pugilist grappler. newest addition. pretty smart it seems.



kaps- great poster in the mma forum. total **** in any other forum. don't argue his mma stances. you'll lose.



bzob- best poster of this site. bzob kicks more ass than humaly possible. one day there will be a lot of dead skull-crushed cubans. you can thank bzob for that.



kato- bzob's wife. total sweetheart. we still can't figure it out.



tanner rhoden- sack of ****. nuff said.



2nd to none- cool dude, yet says the most useless **** on the planet. you can actually close your eyes, randomly hit keys on your keyboard, and still have an everlasting conversation with the guy



llama- oh yes. the great llama. known also as beezlebub. don't call him that cause it's a stupid name. call him Llama. good overall poster. thinks everyone's his son and is famous for ****ing fat ugly co-workers. wouldn't be globalmma without the llama.



nun-yo- or nuno. if llama's tweedle dee then he's tweedle dum. we love our nun-yo though. he's a hippy, doesn't shave or bath, has sex with trees and is just the nicest guy on the planet. great for arguing with in the political forum.




golden pear- or golden bear. the bear kicks ass too. knows his music and literature real well and is good for carrying smart conversations with. me and bear moshed to slayer at ozzfest this summer. bear rules!!



sheep****er- aka leather. another great poster that we're proud to have. loves ****ing sheep and is infactuated by the word "semen". he actually lives in spain so it's pretty cool hearing about how **** goes down there. it's also mildly funny watching him **** up his english from time ta time.




BWAHAHAAHAHAHAH **** YOU :D

to the top this goes

think i started that thread sometime last year. everyone's still the same. cept Pugi cause he's not really new anymore.

think i started that thread sometime last year. everyone's still the same. cept Pugi cause he's not really new anymore.

Old school, beeyotches.

nun-yo- or nuno. if llama's tweedle dee then he's tweedle dum. we love our nun-yo though. he's a hippy, doesn't shave or bath, has sex with trees and is just the nicest guy on the planet. great for arguing with in the political forum.