Hello.

Um, Hi

You look pleasant this afternoon, how are you?

Quite well, thanks. Its a busy day though with work and school. How are you?

Oh, I can’t complain. Busy of course, as life would always have it for us. I haven’t seen you in here very often... you’re like a shadow that waits on the wall until finally it is gently stirred for all to see. So naturally I had to shed some light upon you and say hello; but I trust the light won’t ruin you too much?

Well, what would ya like to know about me? Do you have msn messenger? Might be easier to chat with that.

I’m sure others would like to know more about you as well, or join in on the conversation since most people here don’t know you very well either. However, I do have msn messenger but am not able to be on it right now, as I am at work and can only type my thoughts on these forums.

So general questions; what do you do for fun? What are your likes/dislikes? What are you doing with your life right now? Etc...

Well, what would ya like to know about me? Do you have msn messenger? Might be easier to chat with that.
orale. whats your msn messenger email?

As of now, I run an office for a small lab, and take a couple classes a semester for enjoyment. I spend alot of my time reading, playing in pool leagues, and having movie nights.
My likes be spicy thai food, ice skating, jogging in parks-regardless of how cliche that sounds, tatt's, dancing, art-festivals, gardening, motorcycles, and for reasons I'm not sure why cartoons like the Family Guy, Futurama, and the Simpsons.
My dislikes lately are slinkies! How horribly anti-climatic it is for them to stop just a step or two from the bottom!

With luv,
-Sara

You sound like an interesting person; what is your favorite art genre?

Sara. I always liked that name.

Is that your drag name?

As of now, I run an office for a small lab, and take a couple classes a semester for enjoyment. I spend alot of my time reading, playing in pool leagues, and having movie nights.
My likes be spicy thai food, ice skating, jogging in parks-regardless of how cliche that sounds, tatt's, dancing, art-festivals, gardening, motorcycles, and for reasons I'm not sure why cartoons like the Family Guy, Futurama, and the Simpsons.
My dislikes lately are slinkies! How horribly anti-climatic it is for them to stop just a step or two from the bottom!

With luv,
-Sara
whateverthe****. are ya gonna give me your msn email or what?

If I must choose a genre I'll go with surrealism.

Thanks Bluecifer, I like it too, and thanks for not adding an h ;)

Is that your drag name?

No, My drag name is Matt Jensen. Sarah Jones is just this nice girl I went to school with from kindergarten through college. I always liked her. She's nice and has nice knockers.

If I must choose a genre I'll go with surrealism.

Thanks Bluecifer, I like it too, and thanks for not adding an h ;)
did i just become a plague that everyone is avoiding?

mouse is as funny as those european ****ers over at IL.

Ah, finally a Dali fan!

I'm a Dali fan too mouse. Anyway, I like cartoons too. I actually never really watched Family Guy until recently. I rented all the DVD's I could get my hands on and LMAO. South Park is probably still my fav even though lately they haven't been as funny as usual. I also like Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Yeppers, I be a Dali fan. Bluecifer, did ya see the cartoon that came on after the simpsons last night? American Pride. Is Aqua Teen Hunger Force really that good? The premise just turns me away, haven't given it a fair shot.

Dogg, no ones avoiding ya hun. Just hadn't added it to my profile till now.

Yeah, it's pretty good. Aqua Teen Hunger Force is pretty good, though a bit more subtle in it's humor. Also a cartoon that I just netflixed. If you haven't seen it you should check out at least 2 episodes, it's pretty entertaining.

blue, what's up hoss?

ATHF ****ing owns. Carl is the greatest.

Dogg, no ones avoiding ya hun. Just hadn't added it to my profile till now.

Then get online so I can harass you.

blue, what's up hoss?

ATHF ****ing owns. Carl is the greatest.

Indeed! What's happening bro? Still training under John Huss and staring in those online indie movies for the chatroom recruits you entice with your acting and directing projects?

not so much of either one these days. i may end up getting a job.

As of now, I run an office for a small lab, and take a couple classes a semester for enjoyment. I spend alot of my time reading, playing in pool leagues, and having movie nights.
My likes be spicy thai food, ice skating, jogging in parks-regardless of how cliche that sounds, tatt's, dancing, art-festivals, gardening, motorcycles, and for reasons I'm not sure why cartoons like the Family Guy, Futurama, and the Simpsons.
My dislikes lately are slinkies! How horribly anti-climatic it is for them to stop just a step or two from the bottom!

With luv,
-Sara

****. like replace the ice skating with snowboarding and you gotta female version of me. well, with the exception of dancing...........unless i'm rollin.

and **** slinkies!!! everytime i pick one of those up it'll get tangled. and the more you try to untangle it, the worse it gets. the only good thing about slinkies is that scene in Ace Ventura When Nature Calls.

Ya might b right on the slinkies, its just when you get that elusive-perfect run, that makes it all the way down all dope and stuff... the only thing that beats that is a Snoopy Snoe Cone. yumm, Snoopy Snoe Cones. That had to be one of the coolest inventions of the eighties.

i hated snow cones. you always got that bite that had too much syrup......and then that watered down ice bite. plus they were all sticky.

i only ate snow cones at the zoo. so i have this very keen snowcone/animal-****-scent memory of it.

btw, spicy thai kicks ****in ass.

Who's Sara?

If I must choose a genre I'll go with surrealism.




Surealism??? Breton, Man Ray, Magritte, Buñuel, Dalí, Chirico...aaaaaaa...seminal art, lady!!



*Mow, take a gun and go out to the sreet and start to shoot everybody*

By the way...I've been at Dali house in Cadaqués...****ers...Long live the Great Masturbator!!!

And Gala was a *****....

Now everybody is a Dali fan...funny trend...

Carxoooooofes, que bones que són les carxoooofes!!!

*Mow, take a gun and go out to the sreet and start to shoot everybody*

What's wrong little girl, afraid to use your own hands?

Last night I did aerobics for 2 hours, lifted for 2 hours, then swam laps for 30 minutes. My hands feel more powerful than a gun right now, lol. Although I'm still completely broken.

What's wrong little girl, afraid to use your own hands?

Andre Breton, lil pseudo-snob....

Oh ok. One day I shall discover who Sara is and then; then, I shall woo her like she's never been wooed before ....



*Rick Flair style* WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ....

Surealism??? Breton, Man Ray, Magritte, Buñuel, Dalí, Chirico...aaaaaaa...seminal art, lady!!



*Mow, take a gun and go out to the sreet and start to shoot everybody*
Leather, you weird mother****er. What in the ****.

i'll put the meat on you , dogg

id hurt you son

By the way...I've been at Dali house in Cadaqués...****ers...Long live the Great Masturbator!!!

lucky spainiard

call him sheep****er

i've been a Dali fan ever since i can remember. When i used to go to church like around high school years, this lady got me very envious. My parents had some meeting at her place and i got dragged along. She has a Dali Print and underneath it is his autograph on a Metropolitan Museum of Art guide.

As luck would have it, she literally walked right into him as she wasn't paying attention, while strolling through the Met in NYC. She was shocked and had a long conversation with him and got his autograph on her little guide book.

O'de to have met the man himself....

(PS.. i majored in illustration and graphic design in college, even though i never completed either course, and he was the artist i picked for about every project. Him, MC Escher, and HR giger were pretty much the focus of any projects i did..)

Do you like Giger, General?? Have you seen the Taschen portfolio and the Icons book of giger?? So "beautiful". One of my target is visit his coffee museum, it has to be another great and special experience....

I have the first necronomicon book and want every other book hes got lol

I'd love to go to his museum in switzerland....but i've never left the USA, 'cept one time i wasted a day by walking over the border from maine into canadia.

someday :)

im tired, i wanna go home to sleep.

Dali’s work is nice and cute and everything, but he’s not demented enough. He’s more of a pop-art abstract painter than anything else. I like him, don’t get me wrong, but I prefer something a little more darker and deeper into the mind and soul of the painter. The best artists in my opinion, have all been extremely “off” in the head – therefore their work shows and screams more passion and excitement to me than a typical joe-shmoe abstract painter off the street like Dali. Give me the dark dungeon over the pink Disneyland any day of the week.

well, ive done an in depth research paper on Dali, and trust me. he's twisted, far from a typical joe schmoe, as you labeled him.

Well, it depends upon who you contrast him with.

Pop-art abstract?? WTF?? It's pathetic...Then Chirico, Magritte and Chagal were graffiti painters...was Dali was a PURE surrealist before he left the group. Surrealism isn't the same of demented or twisted, surrealism is the true expression of all we think and we don't see around us, it's the deepest of our mind and dreams, it can be dark or happy, happynes or sadness,...

I'm not talking bad about Dali; I actually think his works are cute. But I've seen better.

I know, but ...abstract pop-art???

Yea, he's a bit too pop-art(ish) for my taste. When I think of surreal I think of emotional complexity that reaches through the depths of the subconscious mind and vomits out onto a canvas. Dali doesn't really do that for me, I think his idea of surrealism is nice but it's a bit too cliché for me. Give me something original and passionate and I'll be happy; Dali says, "Well, I'll give you something that even little kids can enjoy; I don't want to offend anyone so I'm going to have to water it down a bit." I like it raw, risqué, and dark... Dali is none of those.

Well, the pop-art take the contemporary consumer culture and tendences and Dalí didn't anything of this, the surrealism didn't try to expose a clear sadness and "black" feelings, at least in the paint art. mm...maybe your point want to say some art like Giger, Am I wrong? Dark feelings and agressive characters from the mind...

posting this here cause its already titled "sara"....

clean out your inbox so i can reply lol

:)

Hello.
It would have been cool too if you'd just had, "smile", instead of Hello. Hello's cool too.




Sa-Ra .... smi-ileeeee, "won't cha smile awhile for me, Saraaaaaaa ....."

:)

So my class was cancelled tonight, I run some errands, than go to pick up my room mate up from the bar. He's toasted, has a half dozen people doing shots at a table, I join in, woo hoo!

Next thing I know, we're getting kicked out of the bar over some stupid pool table ****... this blows. So tonights, Dodgeball, Anchorman, a bottle of yager, and a case :) If ya can't have fun out, ya have to have fun at home :)

you gotta female version of me. '

Dali’s work is nice and cute and everything, but he’s not demented enough. He’s more of a pop-art abstract painter than anything else. I like him, don’t get me wrong, but I prefer something a little more darker and deeper into the mind and soul of the painter. The best artists in my opinion, have all been extremely “off” in the head – therefore their work shows and screams more passion and excitement to me than a typical joe-shmoe abstract painter off the street like Dali. Give me the dark dungeon over the pink Disneyland any day of the week.

Like Michael Parks?

****. like replace the ice skating with snowboarding and you gotta female version of me. well, with the exception of dancing...........unless i'm rollin.

and **** slinkies!!! everytime i pick one of those up it'll get tangled. and the more you try to untangle it, the worse it gets. the only good thing about slinkies is that scene in Ace Ventura When Nature Calls.

<3

WTF. "The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 10 characters."
**** that.

Hi Tony and hi everyone else.

hello hun. yes i agree, these message character restrictions blow goats.

<3

WTF. "The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 10 characters."
**** that.

Hi Tony and hi everyone else.
Ciao Bella; (Pugilist Grappler here) glad to hear from you again. Don't think I've ever interacted with you but I'm glad to see a Global vet check back in from time to time.

Ciao Bella; (Pugilist Grappler here) glad to hear from you again. Don't think I've ever interacted with you but I'm glad to see a Global vet check back in from time to time.

Just pop in here every now and again to raise some hell.

So sweet...

Post a pic, Sara, so that we may all bathe in the warmth of your smile.

If you've got steamy shower pics, that would be cool, too.

I got mad pics of Sara.

I got mad pics of Sara.PM yo. Sup?

this girl is turning up to win the popularity contest here

I got mad pics of Sara.
My PM is now cleared :D

I got mad pics of Sara.
would you like to share it with us bro? :D

meh. He's just ****in wit us.