Alright, LIST the perfect characteristics you want in a partner; (if you’re a guy, describe your perfect woman; if you’re a girl, describe your perfect man. If you’re gay, please don’t post.)

My perfect woman:
Knows more about theology than I do.
Enjoys going to a coffee shop with a stack of books and kick’n it.
Finds pleasure and satisfaction in curling up with me on the beach and watching the sunset.
Has no need for T.V. or newspapers because she finds literature more interesting.
Is somewhat hippy-like in a way to where she’s always down to try new things and be open to new ideas.
Enjoys art and museums, and good wine.
Is HUMBLE.. that’s hard to find in girls these days.
Passionate beyond all reason and enjoys foreplay as much as sex.
Considers learning a life experience and is always looking for new challenges.
Is somewhat sporty in the sense that she’s down to take hikes and go camping.
Loves animals and is compassionate to them.
Feels empathy.
Knows how to be patient, ladylike, respectable, and possesses integrity.
Is trustworthy to the point I can always count on her to do what she says.
Willing to put God before everything, and me second.
Has an open mind to other religions and philosophies.
Outspoken when she needs to be, and quiet when she needs to be – self control.
Doesn’t need me to make her feel good about herself, she possesses a natural sense of self.
She’s really got to love to snuggle and kiss and hold hands, I’m a really physical type of guy.
Loves romance and isn’t afraid to get a little corny every now and then for the sake of our relationship.
She has got to love poetry.
Will give me good advice, and also willing to take advice from me.
Must understand that the relationship is a balance, that both of us are equal.
Takes pleasure in the simple things of life – doesn’t need money or social status to make her feel like she’s important.
Will always put truth before personal comfort, and is of noble character.

50% of sincerity and 50% of my antithesis...I coudn't be with a person like me, with the same tastes and hobbies...

Soul mate

I hate it when I don't spell right.

my ex just hung up on me, cause i was paying attention to this thread, and i said under my breath "****in matt" but i guess he heard, so he thinks im with a new guy named Matt, hahahaa what a chupa.

:luvbed:

now he is texting me,"i cant believe you,why didnt u tell me" and "kim please call me", why do u think he i feeling right now?

That's real sweet, but that's not what this thread is about. Try starting a "kim's drama" thread.

no one cares about a ****ing soul mate MATT! so shut up

You don't, I know. This thread was made for people who believe in love, have a heart, and are passionate enought to admit that they actually have ideals and dreams that a significant other should meet. You on the other hand, well, it doesn't apply to you I guess. So step out if you're not going to allow yourself to dream or express your heart in here, but stop infecting the thread.

Catherine Zeta-Jones is my soul mate. I'm just gonna have to kill Michael Douglass first.

Catherine Zeta-Jones is my soul mate. I'm just gonna have to kill Michael Douglass first.


call me, I could put a bomb in his house of Mallorca...

Just make sure she is safe before it blows.

Michael Douglas's old ass is on borrowed time as we speak...

Hmmm, thoughts of Vida just popped in my mind though. Although Zeta-Jones accents, lips and eyes just drive me ****ing crazy.

None of you can think of a list that would make up your perfect mate? Are all of your standards so low, that you can’t even dream anymore?

What's the use to dream up a list of a perfect woman. No such things exist. If you're waiting on that perfect ***** to arrive, you'll be an old ****ing man paying 50 bucks for head for the rest of your life.

hahahhahaa your crazy

I've already found her, so it does happen.

VIda Guerra's ass and Sofia Vergara's breasts make up for the perfect body... My soul mate can be missing her head for all I care.

good for you

When you've been tainted so much in this life that you neglect to realize that there's more to life that what you perceive, I can understand where you guys would think that everything outside of the senses would be pointless. What doesn’t exist, I agree, is pointless. But there is more, it does exist, and you have to open up your heart to realize it. All of you are obviously to scared to open up.

It is a matter of perspective and how you feel at the moment... Someone who you thought was your soul mate can turn out to be a crazy ass *****. I am always open minded and truly enjoy the time I spend with a beatiful lady... I live one day at a time.

Zeta Jones, riding me like a cowgirl on a wild bronco, screaming the nastiest **** in spanish that I could ever imagine. Holy ****, I gotta go home and see a man about a dog. Later

I'm not talking about a list of reality and reason, I'm talking about a list of dreamery and imagination.

honestly i dont believe in that soul mate crap.

Why would Catherine Zeta Jones screaming **** out in spanish? Isn't she from Wales?

Mr. Bub, I am fully aware of that, but you are ****ing up my fantasy. So ichoose to ignore that last comment of yours. Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalaalalalalala, ananananananmananananaanananananananan.

Okay, Kimee forget the term "soul mate" .. to be politically correct for you, what's the list of "your perfect man, if you could have him, (not that I'm saying you will, it's merely hypothetical in dream format)" ... nevermind, I now realize that all of you are not able to perform such a task.

I've been married for nearly 20 years...(that's scary)

Soul mate..........never heard the phrase until a few years ago when his ex-girlfriend called him up for lunch. (Turns out she lived here too...they're from AZ) She asked him if he was married to his. She was divorcing and was searching.....guess she wanted him back or something. All he could do was talk about me and the kids. :-)

Don't know if I believe in it myself.....but it's a neat idea.

because we dont talk about our dreams it means we cant perform such a task, how do u figure, just cause ur living in lala land, doesnt mean we are.

And your list Matt.....that is a lot to expect from a woman these days. What would you give in return?

Semen...

yeah Matt you cant turn a hoe into a house wife, DREAM ON CHUPA!

And your list Matt.....that is a lot to expect from a woman these days. What would you give in return?

I've said about 5 times in this thread already that it's not realistic.. any man who thinks dreams are realistic is a fool! Therefore I've said over, and over again in this thread to make a list as if it were a dream and not realistic. What part of that don't you understand? Is it that complex? Dreams defy logic and reason for the very fact that they are A DREAM!!! It's not a realistic list because those are no fun and get borring... I asked this to see if you guys could have an imagination for a second, if you could dream for a few minutes.. obviously that's too complex for you.

yeah Matt you cant turn a hoe into a house wife, DREAM ON CHUPA!

You must not have read this:
Okay, Kimee forget the term "soul mate" .. to be politically correct for you, what's the list of "your perfect man, if you could have him, (not that I'm saying you will, it's merely hypothetical in dream format)" ... nevermind, I now realize that all of you are not able to perform such a task.

Notice the words, "hypothetical" and "dream format"

im just messin around with cha MattHew, relax.

"realistic dreams" are goals, son. I am looking for a woman that understands me just like most men outthere, I just don't have the time to fantasize about it all the time.

I am not desperately looking for the perfect mate... Good things happen to those who wait.

My dream girl has big old,perky fun bags and a thin waist, nice round hips that make her butt looking like a juicy apple when you look at it from behind. Cinnamon skin, light eyes, nice full lips... And she is a mute.

"realistic dreams" are goals, son.

Homie, I never said I was talking about realistic dreams.

I am not desperately looking for the perfect mate... Good things happen to those who wait.

Did I make reference to searching or making a realistic list to measure up to every girl? No wait, I said dream list just for fun, that's right.. I almost forgot.

Side note: waiting is biblical - "Do not arouse or awaken love until is so desires." Song of Songs 2:7, 3:5

waiting is not biblical... It is mention in the Bible (completely different).

I guess my dream list involve big brests and a nice round ass.

That's all.

waiting is not biblical... It is mention in the Bible (completely different).

Where?

Perfect doesn't exist, but for a lack of anything else to do here goes.
1) She must love THE(THE being my) ****. Especially giving knowledge. She must love sucking dick so much that I must physically restrain her from putting her big juicy lips on my dick. She must also love to ****, alot, but sucking dick is much more important.
2) Face must be beautiful, ass must be fat, titties I'd like them big but not a must.
3) She must really like to cook and clean almost as much as she loves THE ****.
4) She must wash and fold all my clothes.
5) She must speak only when spoken to.
6) She must be into smoking weed, and be able to roll a great blunt.
7) She must have alot of money. Enough that my life could consist of MMA, smoking weed and generally doing whatever the **** I please.

Is that really too much to ask for?

lol @ matt. dude yer making no sense. but you did start a great thread i just don't have time to describe my perfect girlie. so i will return later. until then, i leave you all with this: agon, yer boyfriend has no self-esteem. tell him to get some ****in balls.

The moment you suspect there is such a thing as a soulmate is the moment you start filling your head of what that person will be like... and all of this in the end will lead to dissapointment...

The moment you suspect there is such a thing as a soulmate is the moment you start filling your head of what that person will be like... and all of this in the end will lead to dissapointment...

Correct.

I don't believe in the term anymore. Not sure what I believe anymore on that front.

What I do believe is that you often find brilliant people you connect with and all any of us have is a brief glimmer of it and then it fades. Nothing lasts for ever and not all that glitters is gold. Those that try to cling to it after it is said and done only invite more pain on themselves. Especially those that throw the term "soulmates" a lot.

I'm seeing someone right now that in earlier days I would say was a soulmate, down to a T. Something far better and far more real than anything I've ever known. Even now, I find myself mentally using that word to describe her. Would I say it aloud or admit it? Hell no. I'm not that stupid. :)

Gay people cant post in this??

typical.

agon, yer boyfriend has no self-esteem. tell him to get some ****in balls.



tell me about it, then the fool had the nerve to TELL me not ASK me to stop talking to other guys, i asked him why and he says "cause i said" i laughed so hard at him, them he hung up on me again. hahaha but i love u so thats all that matters.
:devil:

I wish this thread would die. Damnit. I've never started a thread before that is too complex for you guys until this one. Now it's just getting raped and twisted by your incompetence and unwillingness to read my damn posts. Damn it to hell, and to hell it be damned!!!

calm down chupa.

i read yer posts matt. and this thread aint doin too bad considering the trainwrecks that global members have turned previous ones into.

agon, is there something that............ummm.......attracts you to guys like that?

Chupa? I'm white, I dunno what that is.. I forgot you were Mexican.

I forgot you were Mexican.

excuse me, it's CHOLLA. not messican. CHOLLA.

im not mexican so eat ****.

Tony, this dude was real cool at first them he busted transfirmer on me outta no where, thats why he is my EX.

But you talk like a Mexican, and act like a Mexican. Therefore you must be a Mexican.

i called u a suck, but it sounds better chupa. No big deal.

But you talk like a Mexican, and act like a Mexican. Therefore you must be a Mexican.

I dont talk like a mexican, and i sure in the hell dont act like a mexican, so what the hell are u talking about?

I'm eating granola and drinking my green tea. Eat the sun and shine like a cookie!

go read the bible loser

Slit your wrists and die, *****. I can play like that too.

**** its about time you stop being a ****ing bible readin *****, hahahahaha


Gods gonna punish u **** FACE!!!

Ladies first.

so your done i take it?

With what? How can I argue with a girl who can’t even read, spell, or understand a simple train of thought? You’re an ignorant dumbass, sweetheart; but you’re cute, so I don’t find anything worth while to say to you anymore unless you have any questions. What set me off was that you used the Bible against me, but now I can’t pursue any philosophical justice because you probably think that even the word “philosophical” is too big to understand. I’d argue with a retard who’d only be able to moan and drool back at me before I’d try and argue with you on any matters.

Just sit there and look pretty, smile, and call me daddy.

hahaha i cant read or spell huh, hahahaha have u seen the tiltle of this thread, now who the **** cant spell, and just cause u think ur god all the sudden doesnt mean u can correct people when u make just as many mistakes on this fourm, u are a idiot, u come here with ur lame ass "born again cristian ****" thinking ur better and smarted then everyone else, well son im sorry to say GOD LIED TO U!!

I hate it when my women talk back to me.

Come, let's sit at the table and talk over a sip of coffee. Let's talk about your feelings... how are you feeling right now?

you are a true psyco

That's not nice.. no more name-calling, okay sweetheart? Now, you know I'm here for you. You know I love you; I just want to help you. I don't even want to talk about me anymore, I want to talk about you because you are my priority and I care. So open up to me, just open up.. tell me what's on your heart, tell me your feelings.

oh man ur dumb

Someone should lock this piece of **** thread.

someone should delete it.

Oh...But, why?

BECAUSE ITS STUPID, why else

Why ask "why" when you could just talk to me and enjoy a nice little chat?

Someone should lock this piece of **** thread.


:bryce:

Solo para joderte Bubulú, porque la verdad es que este tema es una pedazo de mierda...

thats why it should be deleted :twak: because its a piece of ****! and your the *****

Me? Am I the *****? The Real *****? The Biggest *****? wow...I love it...

:damnit1:

:wank: :mad4: :pissleft:

you no your a mean mean man! i hate u

I couldn't wait another thing...but in th edeepest of your heart, you desire me...

who told you? that was a secret! lol

HA!!...Never try to keep a secret with The Seminal Saint. Your period can reveal a lot of things...

what the hell hahahahaha

Purdy
Smart but not TOO smart
Rich & Generous
Big tits
LOVES sex & performing Fellatio
Atheist, but spiritual
Ok with my borderline alocohlism
Likes my animals but doesn't have any of her own
Neat freak that doesn't mind cleaning up after a slob like me
co-dependent enabler
no piercings, but tattoos are ok

I could kiss you Blue... I really could.

Feel free Mathew.

no piercings, but tattoos are ok

Belly piercings are mad sexy!!!

Leather has butt ****ed the correct.

Belly piercings are mad sexy!!!

That depends on the belly hermano.

LOL!! Ok ok!!

The half-black, half-asian babe on "College Hill". Sexy as a mofo. That was the question, right?