I was bored and I started ****ing with one of the mods, calling him a ***** and making fun of him.

I guess I got no other place to go than here now.

Someone give me a hug, I feel rejected.

Is it just me or does MCM's new AV give you the creeps?

I guess they don't need to post their stuff over here anymore then.

Curly is my hero.


HAHA, It's all good Curls. Let's not be like Sherdog.

Beelzebub = doggnutz

Beelzebub = doggnutz

***** list time.

IP Banned, son. ME > You

Long live Bubulú "El AntiSistema"!!! Ole tus huevos!! jiajiajaija

Leather is by far the coolest european dude in the internet.

Gurgle gurgle.

Leather is by far the coolest european dude in the internet.
:headbang:

Who's the guy in your AV Leather?

Alfred Jarry...the master, the irreverent, the pataphysic....

Got it..... ;)

Alfred Jarry, known primarily for his Ubu plays, began writing in 1888 at the age of fifteen with two fellow pupils at the Rennes lycee. Their project, a comic satire of their physics teacher, Monsieur Hebert, was nothing more than a childish prank. Eventually, however, this "piece alquemique" would become the world's first absurdist drama.

The first and most famous of Alfred Jarry's Ubu plays is Ubu Roi or Ubu Rex. This strange parody of Shakespeare's Macbeth let loose upon the world the grotesque figure of Pa Ubu, a foul old man set on conquering Poland by any means necessary--and a personification of all that is base and stupid in mankind. The play premiered at the Theatre de L'OEuvre on December 10, 1896 to mixed results from an angry and violent crowd. Some audience members were outraged. Others were intrigued. But no one had ever seen anything like this before. The next day, the debate raged on in the papers and the cafes.

In 1898, Ubu Roi was performed again at the Theatre de Pantins--this time with marionettes. Around the time of this second performance, Jarry completed the second play in his Ubu trilogy--Ubu Cuckolded. The first play, however, had generated such a heated reaction that he failed to find a publisher. The third play of the cycle, Ubu Enchained, was completed in September of 1899. Neither Ubu Cuckolded nor Ubu Enchained was ever performed during the playwright's lifetime.

Alfred Jarry's career was brought to an unfortunate and early end when he died in 1907 at the age of 34, but his legacy lives on in the works of such playwrights as Eugène Ionesco and Samuel Beckett. Jarry was the first prophet of the Theatre of the Absurd. Today, his plays are considered an integral step in the evolution of the modern theatre.

Ubu Roi is the **** and the Soliloquios of Doctor Faustroll is the delirium tremens....

Is it just me or does MCM's new AV give you the creeps?


What's creepy about it?

You're normally smiling. You look kinda pissed in this one.

MCM has to leave Santa Marijuana....Yonki av !!! ;-)

You're normally smiling. You look kinda pissed in this one.


Dammit...I was trying for the sultry look.

I guess I'd better give up my dreams of being a sexy middle aged model.

http://www.lacosaweb.com/peliculas/javi-Aznar-Maligno.jpg

Dammit...I was trying for the sultry look.

I guess I'd better give up my dreams of being a sexy middle aged model.

Oh.....sorry. I'm just used to the happy/smiley MCM.

Oh.....sorry. I'm just used to the happy/smiley MCM.


Awww....Thanks.

But my kids are starting to fly the coop. Time to be more than just MOM....although I'll always be mom. :-)

http://www.lacosaweb.com/peliculas/javi-Aznar-Maligno.jpg


PUTOOOO!!!! LO ODIO CON TODA MI OSCURA ALMA!! A PATADAS LE HINCHABA LA CABEZA!!!

IronLife sucks monkey balls anyways. If it wasn't for the mad ****, nobody would go there.

IronLife sucks monkey balls anyways. If it wasn't for the mad ****, nobody would go there.

Damn right, that place has the most retarded posters in the MMA community.

mmmmmmmm monkey balls

Who banned you?

Who banned you?


Probably one of those English dudes with the horrible teeth.

Only a couple people there can ban people.

Beelz, any idea who it was? Do you want me to get you back in?........or do you not even care?

Let me back in, Tanner. I promise I won't start **** with those english **** anymore.

I was talking **** to Gsus and then Erasmus joined in. I guess it was him.

Mofo got mad cause I told him that a skinny white kid from england wasn't allowed to do the running man while listening to Red Man.

It's cool if I am let back in, though. I go there from time to time.

I just made a thread in the staff forum. I doubt they will keep you banned there.

Sorry about all this.

so tanner,r u like one of the big bosses there or what?

No, not at all. I just go there to read and post about MMA. I **** around in some of the other forums. They made me a mod in the ask the fighters forum but we haven't had a lot of fighters visiting the site recently. This weekend in Vegas I'll end up handing out a ****load of business cards and for a couple weeks after fighters will probably show up regularly to check things out. Then they always fade out. Sherdog and the Underground are the only two places fighters are always at.

so why do u say "sorry about all this"?

Cause, I don't want him banned.

oh i see, so how you been?

You're such a sweetheart.

Been sick......was running a 104.0 four days ago. My mom had to rush me to urgent care. I'm on 4 medications right now. It seems to be leaving my body now though.....perfect timing too. I leave for Vegas on friday morning.

How about you?

Cause, I don't want him banned.

****, it's just a llama.

You love me, short stuff.

ive been good, just working.

You love me, short stuff.

llama-llama-DUCK

I got banned from UFC. I think that's the only time I got banned, except from a cat forum.

What's up tanner? Been a while since i talked to you.

I got banned from UFC. I think that's the only time I got banned, except from a cat forum.



How does one go about getting banned from there anyways? You'd think that'd be about as common as getting a rim job from a nun.

UFC that is. Not the cat forum.

What's up tanner? Been a while since i talked to you.


Who are you?

Hey Tanner...glad to hear your okay. Nasty stuff going around....saw tons of people in the ER with that when I took my dad in last week for his heart. (he's fine, just a scare)

Have fun in Vegas!

I made a gay gimmick named Phillip McCrack and was constantly trolling saying that everyone there was gay for enjoying watching men in their underwear grappling. I thought that field was ripe for humor, but apparently someone got offended as I can't log in under the gimmick or my normal user name anymore. C'est la vie.

Thanks MCM...Vegas should be great.

Bryan

I made a gay gimmick named Phillip McCrack and was constantly trolling saying that everyone there was gay for enjoying watching men in their underwear grappling. I thought that field was ripe for humor, but apparently someone got offended as I can't log in under the gimmick or my normal user name anymore. C'est la vie.


UFC died anyways. Server crashed I think, and a message on the main board says that the forum is gone. **** if I know anyways.

Update: I went in undercover and read that I was banned case I am a tool and a complete *******. I guess you're the only people who truly understand me.

You are King here sir, and that is all that matters in life.

Damn, they banned me again. My undercover account was banned in 10 minutes.

Those ****ers are really touchy.

**** those people over there they are worthless, now come to mama baby.

Baby want la teta, Mommy :)

:bottle: bad bad baby

Sweet, I could totally get to second base with you.

Pics please...

I want a pic of Kimmie dropping it like it's hot and throwing some gang signs.

i dont throw up no damn gang signs, i dont wanna die
BUT i can drop it like its hot, and i do a nice job doing it :p

Damn, they banned me again. My undercover account was banned in 10 minutes.

Those ****ers are really touchy.


IronLife is ****ing horrid. I only go there to see those "Soup of the Day" threads anyways.

i dont throw up no damn gang signs, i dont wanna die
BUT i can drop it like its hot, and i do a nice job doing it :pYum, I bet you can.



*pulls up chair with dollar in teeth and leans back in that way we all do when we hope to make penis/cunt contact(looking disinterested but sexy)*

I'd like to see that.

I got banned from UFC. I think that's the only time I got banned, except from a cat forum.
bull****. you can't get banned from there and especially not for trolling.
animal mother posted kiddy **** and he didn't get banned but ufc did shut down temp. to go under investigation due to it.

Let me back in, Tanner. I promise I won't start **** with those english **** anymore.

I was talking **** to Gsus and then Erasmus joined in. I guess it was him.


gsus is a ******. why would anybody troll gsus for?
it's like trolling a soft ass my ballz poster like purity.
if they banned you for trolling the asylum, that would prove how much ****ing horrible they've got since my demise.

erasmus is an *******, mofo will ban you in a drop beat.
he banned me 3 times. and like sherdog once banned always banned.


so tanner,r u like one of the big bosses there or what?

he was the jock cleaner.

Yeah, turns out that it was some sorta mix up when they changed **** around. They sent me an e-mail to let me know what was going on. I can log in now ok, but not on under my gimmick.

Yeah, turns out that it was some sorta mix up when they changed **** around. They sent me an e-mail to let me know what was going on. I can log in now ok, but not on under my gimmick.Tht's a cool "kiss" av, blue.

Thanks bro

I think I might be getting banned from here pretty soon, fellas.

HAHAHAHA!!

why what did you do?

People get offended easily on the f'n internet... I promise I'll behave from now on, mom.

Here Kimee, have some Jesus juice....

Here Kimee, have some Jesus juice....


:confused:


that would suck if we all end up getting banned, they need to understand we are useto different **** then they are. This sucks.

http://www.bumperart.com/ProductImages/2004040912_Display-25.gif

**** Jesus and **** his juice...I want blue whale semen from a 6 meters (I don't know the feet) titanic penis!!!

hahahaha


huh your av is very disturbing.



god im so sensative latley :confused:

I think I might be getting banned from here pretty soon, fellas.

HAHAHAHA!!Naw, the other off topic forum isn't moderated so ours isn't either ... is it?