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Infern0
07-03-2009, 05:15 PM
Will we ever learn?

Dubious-Dutch
07-03-2009, 05:28 PM
Will we ever learn?

It was the weight of the media that done him in, IMO. No one can bare a nations hopes on their shoulders without losing a set or two. Also, factor in Roddick's best performance to date, where he played the net like a ping pong match and served up a storm.

Chunk.
07-03-2009, 05:36 PM
It's why Murray will win the US Open before Wimbledon IMO.

Sparked_1985
07-04-2009, 11:02 AM
Murray probably will win Wimbledon though.

Roddick played the best game of tennis he possible could.

It's a shame because Roddick doesn't have the game to even remotely threaten Federer unlike Murray.

squealpiggy
07-04-2009, 01:49 PM
Monty Python once did a sketch about aliens who turned everyone into Scotsmen. They did this so they could win Wimbledon as everyone knows that scottish people can't play tennis. Forty years on and the best hope Great Britain has of winning Wimbledon is a scotsman. Irony.

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DonTaseMeBrah
07-04-2009, 01:56 PM
Stop blamig the media on why andy murray lost. u can start blaming andy roddick first then andy murray second.

i dont wanna hear none of this ohhh the pressure of winnning for england or the media pressure bullsh*t.

Andy Murray isnt the first athlete to have a nations hope. Lets just stop with the excuses. He lost because he wasnt better than andy roddick that day.

He's a whiny, spoiled, demonstrative little brat who hasnt won anything who feels along with his fans a false sense of entitlement.

People say he's only 22, thats like prime age in tennis years. he's no prodigy.

Southpaw Stinger
07-04-2009, 02:48 PM
Stop blamig the media on why andy murray lost. u can start blaming andy roddick first then andy murray second.

i dont wanna hear none of this ohhh the pressure of winnning for england or the media pressure bullsh*t.

Andy Murray isnt the first athlete to have a nations hope. Lets just stop with the excuses. He lost because he wasnt better than andy roddick that day.

He's a whiny, spoiled, demonstrative little brat who hasnt won anything who feels along with his fans a false sense of entitlement.

People say he's only 22, thats like prime age in tennis years. he's no prodigy.

Aye, when yer consider Becker won at 17. 22 should be Murray playing some of his best.

TheHoff'sGhost
07-04-2009, 03:08 PM
Aye, when yer consider Becker won at 17. 22 should be Murray playing some of his best.

I dunno about that. If yer look at the Murray fellas results then he is still improving. It took Federer 17 attempts at grand slams before he won his first. Murray I believe was playing his 15th grand slam at this Wimbledon.

I think Murray will win a grand slam. I also think he'll be world no.1 at some point.

Rocky...
07-04-2009, 03:21 PM
Murray is a sound cunt, hes a huge boxing fan always makes this knowing, and loves his football, you can see him before the matchs clowing about with his team having a laugh, he just cant stick the media asking him questions :D

Southpaw Stinger
07-04-2009, 03:30 PM
I dunno about that. If yer look at the Murray fellas results then he is still improving. It took Federer 17 attempts at grand slams before he won his first. Murray I believe was playing his 15th grand slam at this Wimbledon.

I think Murray will win a grand slam. I also think he'll be world no.1 at some point.

Aye, but Murray is Scottish. The beer and bum fun will bring him down before he hits 25.

Southpaw Stinger
07-04-2009, 03:30 PM
Murray is a sound cunt, hes a huge boxing fan always makes this knowing, and loves his football, you can see him before the matchs clowing about with his team having a laugh, he just cant stick the media asking him questions :D


Is this true?

TheHoff'sGhost
07-04-2009, 03:33 PM
Is this true?

Tis unsubstantiated me dear. There are only rumours that Mr. Personality laughs. It has never been witnessed.

TheHoff'sGhost
07-04-2009, 03:34 PM
Aye, but Murray is Scottish. The beer and bum fun will bring him down before he hits 25.

If it doesn't he's not a true haggis eating, penny pinching Scotsman.

Southpaw Stinger
07-04-2009, 03:35 PM
Tis unsubstantiated me dear. There are only rumours that Mr. Personality laughs. It has never been witnessed.

Never mind where Lord cuntin' Luken went. Murray's smile or lack there of is a bigger mystery so it is.

TheHoff'sGhost
07-04-2009, 03:41 PM
Never mind where Lord cuntin' Luken went. Murray's smile or lack there of is a bigger mystery so it is.

**** 'Where's Wally?', the real cunting question is 'Where's Murray's smile?'. No cunt is ever gonna figure that one out Southpaw. We'll find out who killed JFK, Martin Luther King Dosia and the Jolly Green Giant before we find out where Murray's smile has scarpered off to.

Rocky...
07-04-2009, 03:42 PM
Is this true?

Here you go ya engilsh cunt :boxing:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbX3U0_Zhss&feature=related

Southpaw Stinger
07-04-2009, 03:45 PM
Here you go ya engilsh cunt :boxing:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbX3U0_Zhss&feature=related

Amazing what CGI can do nowadays, init?

TheHoff'sGhost
07-04-2009, 03:47 PM
Here you go ya engilsh cunt :boxing:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbX3U0_Zhss&feature=related

You biased Scottish haggis eating slag. I never saw Murray laugh there.

Southpaw Stinger
07-04-2009, 03:51 PM
You biased Scottish haggis eating slag. I never saw Murray laugh there.

He was too busy enjoying himself to laugh.

TheHoff'sGhost
07-04-2009, 03:56 PM
He was too busy enjoying himself to laugh.

Tis true. If the wee kilt wearing slag found a penny during that interview it would have tipped him over the edge right there and then. He would have got way too excited to be able control himself.

What a jolly fella!

Southpaw Stinger
07-04-2009, 04:03 PM
Tis true. If the wee kilt wearing slag found a penny during that interview it would have tipped him over the edge right there and then. He would have got way too excited to be able control himself.

What a jolly fella!

Would love to have a beer and some banter with that Fella.

Stinger: Y'alright Andy, me dear?

Murray: Yeah

Stinger: You gonna win Wimbledon next year, mate?

Murray: No

Stinger: ................

TheHoff'sGhost
07-04-2009, 04:08 PM
Who d'yer reckon would be the best tennis player to have a few beverages with Southpaw?

I'd quite fancy going to the boozer with Leighton so I would. The aussie cunt!

Southpaw Stinger
07-04-2009, 04:09 PM
Hewitt? Aye, I reckon he'd be a good'un.

I'd probably go with Ivanavic and Sharapova as I could put me special pills in their drinks and offer them a ride home.

TheHoff'sGhost
07-04-2009, 04:11 PM
Hewitt? Aye, I reckon he'd be a good'un.

I'd probably go with Ivanavic and Sharapova as I could put me special pills in their drinks and offer them a ride home.

Good choices me dear. I'd like to hear Sharapova's grunts up close so I would.

Southpaw Stinger
07-04-2009, 04:14 PM
Aye, and after it all I'd call 'play let' and we could start all over again. Magic.

TheHoff'sGhost
07-04-2009, 04:17 PM
Aye, and after it all I'd call 'play let' and we could start all over again. Magic.

Aye, after I'd shot me bolt I'd probably call on hawkeye and ask for the point to be replayed. It's only fair.

Southpaw Stinger
07-04-2009, 04:20 PM
Yer could get that Jason Good'for****'all cunt to do an indepth analysis for yer.

Rocky...
07-04-2009, 04:22 PM
Id love to go our for a drink with youse english cunts, a left and right would all it take to put use 2 cunts to sleep :boxing:

English *****s canny fight, euro 96 scots took the piss that day eh fellas, chelsea on the back foot right through out trafulgar square, while boro holed up in a boozer pissing their panties :rofl:

Mon the scots, always doing use cunts:D

Might go watch braveheart :beerchug:

TheHoff'sGhost
07-04-2009, 04:28 PM
Id love to go our for a drink with youse english cunts, a left and right would all it take to put use 2 cunts to sleep :boxing:

English *****s canny fight, euro 96 scots took the piss that day eh fellas, chelsea on the back foot right through out trafulgar square, while boro holed up in a boozer pissing their panties :rofl:

Mon the scots, always doing use cunts:D

Might go watch braveheart :beerchug:

Southpaw, do you understand this drivel? I didn't catch a bleeding word of what this cunt is saying. Is he foreign or something? What a cunt eh...

Southpaw Stinger
07-04-2009, 04:30 PM
Southpaw, do you understand this drivel? I didn't catch a bleeding word of what this cunt is saying. Is he foreign or something? What a cunt eh...

Haven't a clue, babes. Might be Welsh.

TheHoff'sGhost
07-04-2009, 04:33 PM
Haven't a clue, babes. Might be Welsh.

Possibly me dear. It's baffling me so it is though. I'm gonna try and communicate with him through sign language. You think he'll understand this?

http://www.granitegrok.com/pix/the%20finger.jpg

Southpaw Stinger
07-04-2009, 04:38 PM
Possibly me dear. It's baffling me so it is though. I'm gonna try and communicate with him through sign language. You think he'll understand this?

http://www.granitegrok.com/pix/the%20finger.jpg

Tis universal language, babes. That's always worked well for me when I've encountered a Welsh bloke.

Rocky...
07-04-2009, 04:42 PM
http://i41.tinypic.com/347b7z7.jpg


ALBU GU GRATH

TheHoff'sGhost
07-04-2009, 04:43 PM
Tis universal language, babes. That's always worked well for me when I've encountered a Welsh bloke.

Jolly good. If that didn't work I thought I'd have to send Exige round to drill home the message with one of his famous left hooks.

Southpaw Stinger
07-04-2009, 04:44 PM
http://i41.tinypic.com/347b7z7.jpg


ALBU GU GRATH

I'm glad they've finally took that cuntin' Dragon off their flag.

Rocky...
07-04-2009, 04:44 PM
http://i41.tinypic.com/2nr0ydg.jpg

:wank:

TheHoff'sGhost
07-04-2009, 04:46 PM
The most famous Scotsman is a bleeding Aussie cunt. That says it all really doesn't it.

**** Mel Gibson up the arse! When it comes to action film heroes Bruce is where it's at.

Southpaw Stinger
07-04-2009, 04:47 PM
The most famous Scotsman is a bleeding Aussie cunt. That says it all really doesn't it.

**** Mel Gibson up the arse! When it comes to action film heroes Bruce is where it's at.

Aye, Bruce would conquer Wales single handed, so he would.

TheHoff'sGhost
07-04-2009, 04:49 PM
Aye, Bruce would conquer Wales single handed, so he would.

That he cunting would...he'd go in there bare footed, wearing a vest and yelling "yippee kay yay mother ****er" and all those welsh slags would run off into the sunset and leave him to it.

Southpaw Stinger
07-04-2009, 04:53 PM
That he cunting would...he'd go in there bare footed, wearing a vest and yelling "yippee kay yay mother ****er" and all those welsh slags would run off into the sunset and leave him to it.

Aye, and that Aussie William Wallace cunt would soil his skirt when faced with the Mighty Bruce in his white vest. He'd kick him in the cunt and send him back down under, so he would.

TheHoff'sGhost
07-04-2009, 04:56 PM
Aye, and that Aussie William Wallace cunt would soil his skirt when faced with the Mighty Bruce in his white vest. He'd kick him in the cunt and send him back down under, so he would.

The aussie cunt would no doubt rather be circumcised and declare himself a jewish tart than face the mighty Bruce. Even with Danny Glover beside him he'd still take a mighty beating if he had to face up to our Bruce.

Southpaw Stinger
07-04-2009, 04:59 PM
That he would. Bruce is English pride, so he is.

TheHoff'sGhost
07-04-2009, 05:04 PM
That he would. Bruce is English pride, so he is.

Who looks better in a vest eh? That's all it cunting comes down to. No slag gives a good jism about shouting for freedom and defeating us mighty English. I tell yer what, if Mel looked as good in a vest as Bruce does he would have said "**** freedom, I look damn fine in a cunting vest and that's all that matters. Freedom can kiss me bloody arse so it can".

Southpaw Stinger
07-04-2009, 05:12 PM
Who looks better in a vest eh? That's all it cunting comes down to. No slag gives a good jism about shouting for freedom and defeating us mighty English. I tell yer what, if Mel looked as good in a vest as Bruce does he would have said "**** freedom, I look damn fine in a cunting vest and that's all that matters. Freedom can kiss me bloody arse so it can".

Aye, our Bruce just needs a vest, a couple of cigs and no shoes and he'd give that Gibson slag a reet good slapping so he would.

TheHoff'sGhost
07-04-2009, 05:16 PM
Aye, our Bruce just needs a vest, a couple of cigs and no shoes and he'd give that Gibson slag a reet good slapping so he would.

Our Bruce could give Mel AND Arnie a right good slapping so he could. Arnie would never say "I'll be back" again after our Bruce had finished him.

Dead as a bleeding dodo. That's how our vested fella would leave the Austrian cunt.

Austrian or Australian. It makes no difference to our Bruce.

Southpaw Stinger
07-04-2009, 05:18 PM
Our Bruce could give Mel AND Arnie a right good slapping so he could. Arnie would never say "I'll be back" again after our Bruce had finished him.

Dead as a bleeding dodo. That's how our vested fella would leave the Austrian cunt.

Austrian or Australian. It makes no difference to our Bruce.

Will always be Germany to me, so it will.

Who do yer reckon' looks better in the sleeveless gear then, our Bruce or our Nadal?

TheHoff'sGhost
07-04-2009, 05:21 PM
Will always be Germany to me, so it will.

Who do yer reckon' looks better in the sleeveless gear then, our Bruce or our Nadal?

OOooooh now yer asking Southpaw. That's a hard sodding choice so it is.

I'm going for Bruce at the moment. He's achieved more at this stage of his career.

Nadal needs to beat that pompous Federer slag a few more times to secure his position as P4P best vest wearer of all time.

Southpaw Stinger
07-04-2009, 05:27 PM
OOooooh now yer asking Southpaw. That's a hard sodding choice so it is.

I'm going for Bruce at the moment. He's achieved more at this stage of his career.

Nadal needs to beat that pompous Federer slag a few more times to secure his position as P4P best vest wearer of all time.

But what a pair they'd make eh?

Bruce and Nadal the doubles team. One court will not contain their dishyness, even with the cuntin' roof.

TheHoff'sGhost
07-04-2009, 05:31 PM
But what a pair they'd make eh?

Bruce and Nadal the doubles team. One court will not contain their dishyness, even with the cuntin' roof.

The Beeb just wouldn't be able to handle the dishyness dished out by them pair of sexy slags. I think even Henman Hill would have to be renamed and called Vest Valley in honour of those two sexy slags.

Southpaw Stinger
07-04-2009, 05:35 PM
The Beeb just wouldn't be able to handle the dishyness dished out by them pair of sexy slags. I think even Henman Hill would have to be renamed and called Vest Valley in honour of those two sexy slags.

Aye.

What do yer reckon to Roddick's chances tomorrow? I think there is a better chance of my purchasing and drinking some non alcoholic beer than him beating that Swiss ponce.

TheHoff'sGhost
07-04-2009, 05:42 PM
Aye.

What do yer reckon to Roddick's chances tomorrow? I think there is a better chance of my purchasing and drinking some non alcoholic beer than him beating that Swiss ponce.

I think that there is more of Osama Bin Laden and Squealpiggy declaring themselves born again christians than Roddick winning tomorrow.

Roddick might as well go to the boozer tomorrow instead of face the swiss ponce. He'd have far more fun at the boozer.

Dubious-Dutch
07-04-2009, 05:45 PM
I think that there is more of Osama Bin Laden and Squealpiggy declaring themselves born again christians than Roddick winning tomorrow.

Roddick might as well go to the boozer tomorrow instead of face the swiss ponce. He'd have far more fun at the boozer.

He would also have far more fun with his sexy slag of a wife:luvbed:

http://celebgalz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/523.jpg

Southpaw Stinger
07-04-2009, 05:48 PM
I think that there is more of Osama Bin Laden and Squealpiggy declaring themselves born again christians than Roddick winning tomorrow.

Roddick might as well go to the boozer tomorrow instead of face the swiss ponce. He'd have far more fun at the boozer.

Aye, the ole' boozer is always the best option.

He would also have far more fun with his sexy slag of a wife:luvbed:

http://celebgalz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/523.jpg


No wonder his serves so hard.

TheHoff'sGhost
07-04-2009, 05:51 PM
He would also have far more fun with his sexy slag of a wife:luvbed:

http://celebgalz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/523.jpg

The cunt needs to knock this tennis malarkey on the head. It's quite obvious he'd have more fun away from the courts.

Rocky...
07-04-2009, 06:08 PM
He would also have far more fun with his sexy slag of a wife:luvbed:

http://celebgalz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/523.jpg

Lucky cunt :lol1: