View Full Version : just got off the phone with my girl


VulgarTheClown
01-24-2005, 11:41 AM
and i'm so emarassed.

you gotta understand, this entire weekend i was just so exausted i was passin out left and right.

aparently yesterday evening she called me up and i was basically asleep.

and we were having a conversation basically me just pulling all this crazy **** outta my ass and being just off the wall.

then outta no where i was just like "whatever your just a stoner" (which she is) and she asked what that was all about and i told her "to go smoke another one" and kinda went on a tangent of some really anti-pot head ****.

now i do not really like weed but its nothin compaired to how i used to. her smokin really doesn't bother me.

today i was talkin to her and found all this out. she says she was left unaffected but i think it got under her skin, it took me almost an hour to get her to tell me 2 sentences of what i said.

any suggestions on how ot get this back to normal?

AgonYx0
01-24-2005, 11:45 AM
So how many STD's you think shes gonna hook u up with? lol

Mr. Beelzebub
01-24-2005, 11:47 AM
I bet you 10 bucks she gives him crabs.

VulgarTheClown
01-24-2005, 11:58 AM
no crabs, pretty sure no mono.

i'm 90% sure the lethargy stemmed from lack of eatting.

no crabs, i got nothing for the crabs to hold on to.


as for you ****s talkin ****, you both got STD's they are called kids and MUCH worse than mono. leavin your body all stretched out, stretch marks, a used up vag, and an empty wallet.

AgonYx0
01-24-2005, 12:04 PM
what a weirdo

VulgarTheClown
01-24-2005, 12:31 PM
go fall in a puddle

Purity
01-24-2005, 12:37 PM
any suggestions on how ot get this back to normal?

ignore it because it's no big deal.

AgonYx0
01-24-2005, 12:48 PM
i hope you fall on your face when you get outta your car today.

VulgarTheClown
01-24-2005, 02:13 PM
ignore it because it's no big deal.

thats what i'm doin thus far.


Agon -

i'll never fall out of my car.

but think of it this way, you fallin in a puddle could have possibly blown out your hip giving you that added flexability your clientel has wanted for oh so long. you could finally make the jump from $2 whore to $3 whore.

it might just put you i na new tax bracet where you can afford your aids medicine

AgonYx0
01-24-2005, 02:27 PM
you have room to talk mister mono, dirty ass *****es like u spread STD's to other people, for one you all the sudden think ur a Dr and say u dont got ****, BULL****, ur ****ing dirty, do the world a favor ***** go get checked and only be with that dirty ass $1 whore that gave u the STD, so you nasty *****es can swap the germs betwen just just the 2 of u instead of spreading it 2 the rest of the world you nasty *****, **** you probuly have AIDs at the rate your sick dirty ass is going...

The Mouse
01-24-2005, 02:34 PM
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/cmag/976-006_a.jpg

VulgarTheClown
01-24-2005, 02:41 PM
you have room to talk mister mono, dirty ass *****es like u spread STD's to other people, for one you all the sudden think ur a Dr and say u dont got ****, BULL****, ur ****ing dirty, do the world a favor ***** go get checked and only be with that dirty ass $1 whore that gave u the STD, so you nasty *****es can swap the germs betwen just just the 2 of u instead of spreading it 2 the rest of the world you nasty *****, **** you probuly have AIDs at the rate your sick dirty ass is going...


ahhh the rage!!! This only comes from someone faced with the truth.

as for my guesses of mono go it was just a rediculous assumption cause i was super tired.

when i looked up mononucleosis and read up on it i have like 2 of the 15 symptoms 1) a headache (people have them all the time) 2) lethargy (for those of you that were busy poppin out kids instead of being in school that means tired) which if you were extremely athletic (not counting turnings tricks) you might understand what it is.

as for the rest of the symptoms i have none.

so granted i'm not a doc to say i don't have anything, then again i'm not a doc to say i do either.

if you wanna go into compairing who's a whore to what we can alwasy compair your numbers to hers.

# of kids?
# of guys ****ed?

hows that to start?

AgonYx0
01-24-2005, 02:48 PM
faced with the truth? Hell no, im as clean as can be, NEVER had a STD, NEVER thought i had an STD, so much to say 4 you, and **** you post the nastyness, i talk **** to you cause your ***** ass gets on my nerves, it gets on my nerves when i see your stupid ass name comeing in a thread talking **** when u cant spell trying to act like your important to anyone here. I just hate you thats all little *****, now go be a lala and worry about what else your girl is about to spread to you, you big ass walking herpy.

AgonYx0
01-24-2005, 02:52 PM
if you wanna go into compairing who's a whore to what we can alwasy compair your numbers to hers.

# of kids?
# of guys ****ed?

hows that to start?


**** i aint got NO SHAME, I got 2 kids and slept with 5 guys my whole life, so much to say for your dirty ass, you **** around with hoe's so you can TRY to look good to people.

And another thing who are you to talk anything about my kids? Dont even ****ing go there you petty ass *****, talk about me, dont mention my babies, dont even mention **** about what i have in my life, u have no right and you dont even know me like that.So be gone

VulgarTheClown
01-24-2005, 03:00 PM
awww poor baby. here is a hankie.

I dunno how your gonnacall me dirty I've only been with 6 (which is well under par for my age group). thats 1 more than you. so if i'm dirty your right on my coat tails.

as for the crap about your kids, i never said anything about them, just that you had them. if your so sensative about having them.. .you know i'm gonna let that one die i don't need to hear your crying.

Tha Playa
01-24-2005, 03:06 PM
What Purity said. The more you kiss her ass and act like your goal everyday is to make her happy the more you are ****ing up. just forget about it. If she brings it up and makes a big deal out of it, tell her it's her problem and drop it. The ONLY thing I might would say is something like I was out of it, sleeping, ans I'm sorry, that's it. Women love tough love, believe that.

Tha Playa
01-24-2005, 03:09 PM
i talk **** to you cause your ***** ass gets on my nervesQUOTE]

[QUOTE=VulgarTheClown]
it might just put you i na new tax bracet where you can afford your aids medicine
You two just need to have rough make-up sex and get it over with :fing26:

2nd II none
01-24-2005, 03:09 PM
now is this your real girl ben? or that 976- chick again?

AgonYx0
01-24-2005, 03:10 PM
im not crying about **** you say believe that, you bring up having kids like its bad, when its not, so how are you gonna try to call me a hoe for having them?why cause im young?so i guess your mamas a hoe to huh? cause i no she didnt have you at no 30, so keep your coments to ur self, just cause u slept with 1 more person then i have doesnt mean ****, your crying about having STD's, thats never happened to me, So yes beak man, it is hella differance, so have a good day dirt boy. :fing26:

2nd II none
01-24-2005, 03:13 PM
ouch

VulgarTheClown
01-24-2005, 05:25 PM
2nd II none - yeah its a alegit chick.

Agon - your right no mom didn't have me at 30. she had me at 33. See, I'm 22 and my mom is 55. so that means she had me at 33. Tho to giveyou the benefit of the doubt my mom prolly conceived me at 32. and even prior to that had my brother but for that she was 30. so mabey your kinda right.

i might have said i hope i didn't have mono, cause i'm sleepy, yes. but **** i coulda come on here and said i hope i don't have the flu cause i'm having cold sweats and a soar throat too. It means nothing.

Mabey having kids aint that bad. I wouldn't know, I don't have any. I mean sure I worked in a daycare for 8 years so i know how to care for a child and the kinda attention they need to some extent but i don't have one of my own. Mabey its WONDERFULL. Then again I'm pretty sure I don't want one. I need to finish school and get a good job. I got dreams i still wanna achieve and mabey having a kid won't hinder that but i cannotsee having one helping.

Carlao
01-25-2005, 02:57 PM
Ah and the drama unfolds, like a old foresking saved ina wooden box

VulgarTheClown
01-25-2005, 03:19 PM
no drama, no mono, no nothin.

Mr. Beelzebub
01-25-2005, 03:56 PM
I mean sure I worked in a daycare for 8 years...

Sesame Street?

GeNeRaL
01-25-2005, 04:06 PM
just curious, when did mono become an STD?

Squezze
01-25-2005, 05:12 PM
I collect STDs. I'm up to 7 now.

The Mouse
01-25-2005, 05:18 PM
STD: "Any of various diseases, including chancroid, chlamydia, gonorrhea, and syphilis, that are usually contracted through sexual intercourse or other intimate sexual contact. Also known as VulgarTheClown."

The Mouse
01-25-2005, 05:19 PM
I collect STDs. I'm up to 7 now.

I’ll trade you a herpes bubble for a Chlamydia mucous!

Carlao
01-25-2005, 05:53 PM
lol