Last night i went to a friends house, we were just kicking it by the pool talking, laughing, bla bla bla, anyways! My clever ass is DEAD SOBER!!!!!! and im stairing at this little pond cute thing next to the pool woundering how deep it is, so as we got up to leave i decide i wanna see how deep it is, so being the smart ass i am i stick my foot in it (for what u ask i dont know, i had shoes on couldnt feel the water if i wanted to)so i stick my foot in and lose my balance and ate **** in this ****ing pool at 130am! I had my cell phone in my pocket, thats a memory, piece of **** will never work again,(but its cool i got a new one today, just lost all my #'s) SO ANYWAYS!!! im all messed up, i can barley walk, scratched the **** outta my back, i feel like **** and now im sick as a dog. :purity:


Im telling you all this WHY? because i hope you get a good laugh outta it.. :booty:

Oh man!! That sucks. I'm not laughing..but I'm nice. :-)

Does that mean you won't be up for lunch tomorrow?

I'll be there, ill just be walking and moving VERY VERY SLOW.

I'll be there, ill just be walking and moving VERY VERY SLOW.


:laugh1: Ok, sorry...I had to laugh at that!!! I promise not to laugh tomorrow.

*points* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

hehehehehe

hahahahaha

Last night i went to a friends house, we were just kicking it by the pool

at this point, i already knew how the story would end.

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i want that as my AV curly, thats funny **** lol

thats awesome!

How are you feeling? How's your back?

my back is still pretty bad, the Dr said it is just really brused and it will take longer to heal since the pain is all the back side, they gave me Tylenol 3 but i dont like taking pills so ill get over it. :-(

Ouch.....

Take it easy.....I know that is easier said than done with kids....but try anyway.

I give awesome back-massages! lol

no u will never rub the places that hurt on me

admit it agon, you like him.

not even

She digs me. Totally wicked,man. Kim, we should go to a disco and get our jive on.

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ive met Matt 1 time, and if you remember we didnt get along 4 ****, i dont like u.
Matt show this dude your tits already!

ive met Matt 1 time, and if you remember we didnt get along 4 ****, i dont like u.
Matt show this dude your tits already!


ROTF!!!

hehe.. she likes me.

Forgot the "L" there, lady. Or maybe you're just rolling on the floor.

No but seriously.. kim, I'm sorry for how I acted that night.. I think we both had a few too many drinks, and we only met briefly. Anyways, give me one more chance to show you that I can be a gentleman this weekend over a cup of coffee, or whatever. If I don't show you that I can be a true man to a lady after this one more chance, you can hate me for as long as you want and I won't ask for a 3rd chance to make it up. One more chance, one last chance. (=

Forgot the "L" there, lady. Or maybe you're just rolling on the floor.


hahahahahhahahahahahahahhaah

Forgot the "L" there, lady. Or maybe you're just rolling on the floor.


I'm laughing so hard that it comes out like I'm in pain.

hahahahahahha oh man that is some funny **** painful but funny.




btw, still got my number or you need it again"?

thats the funny part, last night i was messing with the phone that i ruined and GUESS WHAT? my phone turns on again, so i got all my #'s back. lol

that's lucky usually when **** like that happens you can just toss the phone cause it's ****ed.

thats the funny part, last night i was messing with the phone that i ruined and GUESS WHAT? my phone turns on again, so i got all my #'s back. lol


How lucky can you get??

not lucky at all being that i just spent almost 4 bills saterday on a new phone.

Damn!! What kind of phone did you buy?

4 bills??????? damn are you crazy that's insane i'd never spend that on a cell phone.

its little and pretty i had to.

well **** in that case wanna buy me a new celly i could use it lol.

its little and pretty i had to.


Then you ARE lucky.....that you can afford that!

My daughter wants a new phone....I said "If you can pay for it, you can get one"
I paid for the last one and it still works.

Knowing her, she'll get her bf to buy it.

hahaha i only by things 4 my boyfriends if there lucky.But they have to spoil the **** outta me as well.

uhhhhhh so looks like i'm gonna have to be your BF then heheehehehhe

no you can wait till we get married,for all that ****. heeeheeee


jk

damn at first i got happy then boom! reality sets in

hahahaha we can still get married. if it makes ya happy.

hmmmmmm do i get to wear a tux ? or is this just an e-wedding?

didnt we already have an e wedding?

did we? i don't really remember too many jack and cokes

hahaha i think so, then i left you for Dogg, hahhahahaah opps sorry.

damn that doggx0 i'm gonna pee in his doggy bowl.



ok i gotta take off talk to ya lsater kimmie take care

peace

Yo tengo una vibora en mis pantalones.

Yo tengo una vibora en mis pantalones.


huh ok

Yo tengo una vibora en mis pantalones.


:?!: :nonono: a lil vibora?? mmmm...ok ok

I have a migraine... well, it's getting better now cuz I can see str8.. thank God for Bayer asprin!!! I love asprin, love love love!!

thats great

I know. That's why I shared it with you. :fest30:

Did you ever see the movie The Cell? That killer reminds me a lot about myself. If I don’t take my asprin every day, (and then twice the dosage for headaches), I turn into a ball of frustration and anger. My right eye starts twitching, my heart starts beating real fast, and every vain in my head seems to pulsate so brutally as if there are eight million African tribesmen beating drums restlessly and relentlessly.. only to get louder and harder as time progresses. Then I take some asprin, and each pill acts as liquefied hot cyanide that is being pored over all of them. As their screaming goes down a bit, I have peace once more. My headache is starting to go down.. so indeed, pull out the balloons and the kitties, I’m at peace once more. Spot o tea?