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The Mouse
01-20-2005, 05:24 PM
How hairy are you? Do you shave your whole body so you can look like a little kid? Do you let all hair grow out so you look like a gorilla? Let us know!

As for me, the only thing that I shave is my neck; everything else gets trimmed...except my beard, because I want to look like the cat in my avatar!

2nd II none
01-20-2005, 05:26 PM
i shave my balls

Curly Howard
01-20-2005, 05:26 PM
I shave my chest, balls and ass. I trim everything else. I'm glad we could share this with each other.

2nd II none
01-20-2005, 05:27 PM
do you clean the razor or just shave everything with the same blade?

AgonYx0
01-20-2005, 05:27 PM
i think thats ****ing nasty, u shave ur neck? barf

2nd II none
01-20-2005, 05:28 PM
hahahahahaahhahaaha

The Mouse
01-20-2005, 05:28 PM
lol.. better than letting it grow out!! Little girl, do you have any idea what kind of testosterone I have?

Leather
01-20-2005, 05:29 PM
I only shave my face, I've shaved my back with wax two times and it was the hell...NEVER!!! I'm proud of my hair!!

Mr. Beelzebub
01-20-2005, 05:29 PM
I shave my chest and I trim the nutsack.

Curly Howard
01-20-2005, 05:29 PM
lol.. better than letting it grow out!! Little girl, do you have any idea what kind of testosterone I have?


So you get those hairs that just pop up out of no where too huh... I had one that just shot out of my forehead like a horn.

Curly Howard
01-20-2005, 05:30 PM
I only shave my face, I've shaved my back with wax two times and it was the hell...NEVER!!! I'm proud of my hair!!

You're Spanish, chicks dig hairy Spanish dudes

The Mouse
01-20-2005, 05:30 PM
What about YOU Agony?

AgonYx0
01-20-2005, 05:31 PM
:yuck: i hate men with body hair, its even a bigger turn off when they shave it.

The Mouse
01-20-2005, 05:32 PM
i hate men with body hair, its even a bigger turn off when they shave it.

So, you only like girly men?

Curly Howard
01-20-2005, 05:32 PM
:yuck: i hate men with body hair, its even a bigger turn off when they shave it.


That made no sense at all

Tha Playa
01-20-2005, 05:32 PM
Very hairy in places. Lower arms, waist down, and my upper chest. Get the gf to trim (very close) my balls and ass. Arms, chest, and legs just keep it real. Don't worry Matt, you're not the only one who shaves their neck, I gotta do that **** too.

AgonYx0
01-20-2005, 05:33 PM
nah hell no, ive only dated Mexicans and the ones i get are not hairy at all, just a little bit but nice and thin.

Curly Howard
01-20-2005, 05:34 PM
I'm thinking this thread was just a cleaver way to see if pa has a shaved bush....... I could be wrong

Nuno
01-20-2005, 05:34 PM
I only shave my face. Everything else is all natural. I'm hairy, but I have absoltely no hair on my shoulders or back, which is cool.

Curly Howard
01-20-2005, 05:34 PM
nah hell no, ive only dated Mexicans and the ones i get are not hairy at all, just a little bit but nice and thin.


You've never dated any other race but Mexicans?

The Mouse
01-20-2005, 05:35 PM
ive only dated Mexicans and the ones i get are not hairy at all, just a little bit but nice and thin.

So you've only dated girly men...

I'll retort:
"What about YOU Agony?"

Curly Howard
01-20-2005, 05:35 PM
I have absoltely no hair on my shoulders or back, which is cool.

I thought you were from Portugal :hump: (pay back for the mullet thing)

Curly Howard
01-20-2005, 05:36 PM
I'm thinking this thread was just a cleaver way to see if pa has a shaved bush....... I could be wrong .

Leather
01-20-2005, 05:36 PM
:yuck: i hate men with body hair, its even a bigger turn off when they shave it.

You're getting points to win a cosmic ejaculation in your forehead....

The Mouse
01-20-2005, 05:37 PM
Notice how she avoids answering.

Leather
01-20-2005, 05:37 PM
LOL@Mouse!! True!!

Mr. Beelzebub
01-20-2005, 05:38 PM
I girl should always at least trim the nappy dug out. ***** fros are so 70s.

The Mouse
01-20-2005, 05:39 PM
Some guys like it disco, and some guys like it GQ rave.

Leather
01-20-2005, 05:40 PM
***** fros are so 70s.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAKSFHÑSAKFHADSKHSADGH AKSHFHAHAHhHhHHhHh

SIG MATERIAL!!!

AgonYx0
01-20-2005, 05:44 PM
I'm thinking this thread was just a cleaver way to see if pa has a shaved bush....... I could be wrong


i think the same thing...

Yes all ive dated ever is latinos, dont no why but it just happens that way. I love BMW's lol

Mr. Beelzebub
01-20-2005, 05:49 PM
She dates latinos 'cause we're better looking, better lovers and we don't smell like wet dogs..... OOOooOOoOoHHHhHhh!!!

Just kidding. I love white people, I do, I do.

The Mouse
01-20-2005, 05:49 PM
BMW's? I like sandals; we'd be a horrible match.

AgonYx0
01-20-2005, 05:53 PM
BMW's? I like sandals; we'd be a horrible match.


BMW= big mexican weanie, i sure hope u dont like BMW's hahahhaa

Nuno
01-20-2005, 05:54 PM
I thought you were from Portugal :hump: (pay back for the mullet thing)


That's not a really good comeback, bro.

Curly Howard
01-20-2005, 07:40 PM
That's not a really good comeback, bro.

It was all I had. Hairy port..... ahhh **** it.... I'll try again later

nance
01-20-2005, 07:57 PM
And I missed this convo for a free lunch.......?











WOO HOO!! Lunch convo was MUCH better than this.....

handjobs4dollars
01-20-2005, 10:50 PM
I only shave my face. I'm not even soppose to get a hair cut because I promised a girl that I would let the fro grow. Women Ether love it when we buzz your head or hate.

VulgarTheClown
01-20-2005, 10:55 PM
I shave (mach 3 turbo the vibrating kind) my pubes, balls, and upper thigh.

I used clippers on my chest, shoulders and stomach

i want electrolisis on my entire torso. but thats expensive. and my g/f doesn't seem to mind my minimal hair so its all good right now.

tho i do not like how she doesn't shave for like a week or so at a time. makes me crazy.

Squezze
01-21-2005, 07:54 AM
I don't really shave anything. Just a little trim around the ball area. I hate shaving. I don't even like to shave my face

Bzob
01-21-2005, 09:10 AM
I keep getting harrier as i get older....Soon i will be like Bob Sapp

GeNeRaL
01-21-2005, 09:17 AM
Just what i wanted to wake up to...a thread with a buncha dudes talking about what body parts they shaved....and here i read the entire thing to read a womans reply....and she avoided at all cost.

The Mouse
01-21-2005, 11:39 AM
We should collect all of our clippings and shavings and mail them in a big box to Agony!

AgonYx0
01-21-2005, 11:51 AM
you should go **** yourself Matt, this thread seriously makes me sick to my stomach, more what bird man says, thats just nasty outta control hairy. yuuuuccckkkkkkk!!!

The Mouse
01-21-2005, 12:15 PM
What if we covered you in honey and threw big mounds of hair on you? We could cover you in sticky hair-clippings from all of us so you'd be really furry and fuzzy like a llittle bunny! ... Hop, little bunny! Hop!

AgonYx0
01-21-2005, 12:24 PM
do u take medication? cause you are weird.

nance
01-21-2005, 12:26 PM
do u take medication? cause you are weird.


He's beyond weird.

AgonYx0
01-21-2005, 12:32 PM
tell me about it, im almost to scared of what he will do next weekend, i might not be going.

The Mouse
01-21-2005, 12:36 PM
Did I scare you off already? I really would be suprised if anyone shows up!

AgonYx0
01-21-2005, 12:41 PM
your just a weirdo, it would also be alot better to go somewhere other then a coffee joint. Thats just not my favoritest hang out spot, cause i hate coffee.

nance
01-21-2005, 12:41 PM
I'm going to L.A. on Sunday.

Fabric shopping!!!!!

The Mouse
01-21-2005, 12:42 PM
Kimee.. so you'd prefer a club or a house party right? I'm not a wierdo, I'm just complex.

AgonYx0
01-21-2005, 12:43 PM
where is the fabric shopping at MCM?

AgonYx0
01-21-2005, 12:44 PM
Kimee.. so you'd prefer a club or a house party right? I'm not a wierdo, I'm just complex.


well what do u think.

The Mouse
01-21-2005, 12:46 PM
Joanns has some good fabric; they got everything really. I go there to get bead crafts, but I've browsed through their fabric line and it's pretty nice. ...although there are better fabric specialty shops in LA; nonetheless it depends on how much you're willing to spend per yard.

nance
01-21-2005, 12:46 PM
where is the fabric shopping at MCM?


San Pedro and Ninth...the garment district.

I have the design approved for this year's costumes, now I need fabric.

And they are using one of my designs!!! WOO HOO!!!

The Mouse
01-21-2005, 12:47 PM
The garment district is fabulous.

nance
01-21-2005, 12:51 PM
The garment district is fabulous.


And cheaper than the stores. That's why I go there for massive amounts. I need 30 yards of velvet and 25 yards of chiffon.

Micheal Levine's is awesome! They carried a stretch satin which I used for my daughter's prom dress last year. Gorgeous fabric and only $9/yard for something I can't find anywhere else. Her prom dress was just over $140 when finished off with swavorkian crystals. That was the most expensive part!

AgonYx0
01-21-2005, 12:53 PM
i wanna see a pic of her prom dress, it sounds very pretty.

nance
01-21-2005, 12:56 PM
i wanna see a pic of her prom dress, it sounds very pretty.


I'll PM it to you.

DOGGx0
01-21-2005, 12:57 PM
We should collect all of our clippings and shavings and mail them in a big box to Agony!
gimme an address

AgonYx0
01-21-2005, 12:57 PM
ok

neils7147933
08-09-2006, 09:20 PM
I haven't worn a beard for a while; when I got a tattoo on my arm last week I had to shave my arm. It's coming in fairly thick on my back and shoulders now and I don't have a whole lot of exposed skin left anymore...

LOLORSKATES
08-09-2006, 09:23 PM
I haven't worn a beard for a while; when I got a tattoo on my arm last week I had to shave my arm. It's coming in fairly thick on my back and shoulders now and I don't have a whole lot of exposed skin left anymore...
You ressurected a year old thread? :confused:

neils7147933
08-09-2006, 09:42 PM
You ressurected a year old thread? :confused:
Looks closer to 18 months to me; I've been digging lately - the new lounge threads are mainly ass

LOLORSKATES
08-09-2006, 09:45 PM
Looks closer to 18 months to me; I've been digging lately - the new lounge threads are mainly ass
**** dude your diggin up bones with these threads, but yes the ones lately suck ass..

neils7147933
08-09-2006, 09:51 PM
**** dude your diggin up bones with these threads, but yes the ones lately suck ass..
Pull up the last few pages of my post history; there were some 2002/2003 gems I uncovered and tried to revitalize to no avail; but browsing them beats the new ****...

LIU KANG
08-09-2006, 11:17 PM
shave everything.. ;)

2nd II none
08-09-2006, 11:18 PM
even your tits?

LIU KANG
08-09-2006, 11:19 PM
even your tits?
ok everything that has hair excluding parts that would look odd shaved :rolleyes: lol

2nd II none
08-09-2006, 11:19 PM
How about your butthole?

Shanus
08-09-2006, 11:38 PM
I've actually shaved my pubes with a razor before, it was horrible.

LIU KANG
08-09-2006, 11:39 PM
I've actually shaved my pubes with a razor before, it was horrible.
you need to trim them only..don't go crazy..lol

LOLORSKATES
08-09-2006, 11:40 PM
I've actually shaved my pubes with a razor before, it was horrible.
Word... :p

Shanus
08-09-2006, 11:40 PM
you need to trim them only..don't go crazy..lol

I know that now, pity I didn't use my initiative at the time.

boxing fan
08-09-2006, 11:41 PM
My grandma has a happy trail that is two inches wide and white as a ghost. But I still love her and I dry her off when she gets out of the bathroom when she visits from the nursing home which she gets to do twice a month.

LIU KANG
08-09-2006, 11:41 PM
I know that now, pity I didn't use my initiative at the time.
well you live and you burn..I mean learn :D

LOLORSKATES
08-09-2006, 11:41 PM
you need to trim them only..don't go crazy..lol
See girls don't have to worry about anything when they want to do something like that. Guys have every reason to be worried, because one careless mistake can end up with your balls looking up at you on the floor..or in the toilet depending where you try to trim that ****..

LIU KANG
08-09-2006, 11:42 PM
See girls don't have to worry about anything when they want to do something like that. Guys have every reason to be worried, because one careless mistake can end up with your balls looking up at you on the floor..or in the toilet depending where you try to trim that ****..
what the hell are you shaving with a straight blade?:eek:

LIU KANG
08-09-2006, 11:43 PM
My grandma has a happy trail that is two inches wide and white as a ghost. But I still love her and I dry her off when she gets out of the bathroom when she visits from the nursing home which she gets to do twice a month.
hey at least she's keeping up with it :cool:

neils7147933
08-09-2006, 11:43 PM
See girls don't have to worry about anything when they want to do something like that. Guys have every reason to be worried, because one careless mistake can end up with your balls looking up at you on the floor..or in the toilet depending where you try to trim that ****..

plus, if your girl shaves, then you end up sticking together if you're sweating in the act, which will inevitably happen

Shanus
08-09-2006, 11:43 PM
well you live and you burn..I mean learn :D

Haha, yeah.. true.

LOLORSKATES
08-09-2006, 11:44 PM
what the hell are you shaving with a straight blade?:eek:
No i'm just saying people that do that..I make sure I keep my future protected..

LOLORSKATES
08-09-2006, 11:45 PM
plus, if your girl shaves, then you end up sticking together if you're sweating in the act, which will inevitably happen
How long do sex sessions last for you guys? Sweating? :eek: Is it like an all day thing for some people? I never thought people could get stuck together when they have an intercourse, but you can insert Quagmire's Giggity! here.. :p

neils7147933
08-09-2006, 11:47 PM
How long do sex sessions last for you guys? Sweating? :eek: Is it like an all day thing for some people? I never thought people could get stuck together when they have an intercourse, but you can insert Quagmire's Giggity! here.. :p
It's mid 90s here in Indiana and I'm a hairy dude. Like the Big Pun song "little brown hairs everywhere"

We usually are over an hour start-to-finish at least...

LIU KANG
08-09-2006, 11:48 PM
It's mid 90s here in Indiana and I'm a hairy dude. Like the Big Pun song "little brown hairs everywhere"

We usually are over an hour start-to-finish at least...
"you nasty"

LOLORSKATES
08-09-2006, 11:49 PM
It's always the quickie for me. No worries, I will never be stuck together..that's like having my hand caught in the cookie jar...
OH **** SON!!!1!!!!!111

Shanus
08-09-2006, 11:49 PM
I've never stuck to a woman.

My worst fear is getting pubic hair knotted.

LOLORSKATES
08-09-2006, 11:51 PM
"you nasty"
just a question..are you equivalent to a olympiac swimmer?

LIU KANG
08-09-2006, 11:52 PM
just a question..are you equivalent to a olympiac swimmer?
what's that mean? :confused:

LOLORSKATES
08-09-2006, 11:54 PM
what's that mean? :confused:
Swimmer's shave their body..yes their body..they do it for the myth of moving faster in water..so there's your hint..

neils7147933
08-09-2006, 11:54 PM
"you nasty"
I don't care

LIU KANG
08-09-2006, 11:57 PM
Swimmer's shave their body..yes their body..they do it for the myth of moving faster in water..so there's your hint..yes I do.. I hate hair. I even shave my arms so they are smooth. When my friends say "I have so much hair on my arms, you don't have any" I say..hello, you can 2, I shave it! :p

LIU KANG
08-09-2006, 11:57 PM
I don't care
that's in the song, when he says that..a girl says "you nasty" :D

LOLORSKATES
08-10-2006, 12:01 AM
yes I do.. I hate hair. I even shave my arms so they are smooth. When my friends say "I have so much hair on my arms, you don't have any" I say..hello, you can 2, I shave it! :p
So if you hate hair do you look like this? :eek:
<a href="http://www.pimpyourpro.com/"><img src="http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/6779/natalieportmanbaldda0.jpg" border="0" alt="Free Image Hosting at pimpyourpro.com" /></a>

neils7147933
08-10-2006, 12:01 AM
that's in the song, when he says that..a girl says "you nasty" :D
so is "I don't care" immediately afterwards...

DRZ
08-10-2006, 12:02 AM
So if you hate hair do you look like this? :eek:
<a href="http://www.pimpyourpro.com/"><img src="http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/6779/natalieportmanbaldda0.jpg" border="0" alt="Free Image Hosting at pimpyourpro.com" /></a>

ewwwwwwwwww, any chick with short hair I consider NASTY

neils7147933
08-10-2006, 12:03 AM
How long do sex sessions last for you guys? Sweating? :eek: Is it like an all day thing for some people? I never thought people could get stuck together when they have an intercourse, but you can insert Quagmire's Giggity! here.. :p
It's not a stuck like you can't move, it's just a bare skin-on-skin thing that's not appealing...

LOLORSKATES
08-10-2006, 12:03 AM
ewwwwwwwwww, any chick with short hair I consider NASTY
She did it for a part in V For Vendetta..great movie by the way..

LOLORSKATES
08-10-2006, 12:04 AM
It's not a stuck like you can't move, it's just a bare skin-on-skin thing that's not appealing...
Could you create enough friction to make a fire? :eek:

LIU KANG
08-10-2006, 12:04 AM
So if you hate hair do you look like this? :eek:
http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/6779/natalieportmanbaldda0.jpg (http://www.pimpyourpro.com/)
no :eek: hello I said except places where it would look odd to not have hair!

neils.. I forgot that..crap if I had remembered we could have wrote the whole fricken song here :lol1:

neils7147933
08-10-2006, 12:04 AM
ewwwwwwwwww, any chick with short hair I consider NASTY
You wouldn't hit a short-haired Natalie Portman? What about Demi in GI Jane? Sinead O'Connor? Eve when she first came out?

neils7147933
08-10-2006, 12:55 AM
Could you create enough friction to make a fire? :eek:
nah - but you shouldn't have to use Astroglide ABOVE the genitals, you know? (smilie)

DRZ
08-10-2006, 12:55 AM
You wouldn't hit a short-haired Natalie Portman? What about Demi in GI Jane? Sinead O'Connor? Eve when she first came out?

ANYONE with short hair, I wouldnt touch