Hello friends:

I just cameback from my daily 30min. pooping session, or I as call it, meditation time. I took a Jack the Ripper dump today ( I think I am gonna have to shave my ass).

Now, in about an hour I am going to go pick up my tickets to go to Punta Cana, Dr.

That's right.

- El Beelzebub

Your back? Great. It's my turn.

I feel so much lighter.

I have my morning poop at work and I sneak into the bosses bathroom to do it because they won't get there for 4 more hours.

Punta Canaaaaaa *Homer voice*...You're a lucky bastard Bubulú!!

I wanted to go to Europe, puta. But none of my punk ass friends wanted to come with me.

I'll take pictures.

Ttt

I wanted to go to Europe, puta. But none of my punk ass friends wanted to come with me.

I'll take pictures.

tell them they're a bunch of psycho-bastards. Bueno, ellos se lo pierden.
Spanishwoman's sisters went to Punta Cana and it was a perpetual party with rum, rum and rum with pinneaple...enjoy Bubulú!!

I wanted to go to Europe, puta. But none of my punk ass friends wanted to come with me.

I'll take pictures.

Bro, one of these years you have to come to Portugal with me.

I want to, mang. Europe is the place I wanna go to the most... Next year I get a 20 days vacation, son. BOOM

good old turds can't live with em can't live without em

I want to, mang. Europe is the place I wanna go to the most... Next year I get a 20 days vacation, son. BOOM


I got 15 days vacation and 6 personal days this year. That equals out to 4 weeks and a day for the mathmatically challenged. A whole monf fools!!!!!

Jack the Ripper ****s are the worst... I was wiping my ass for about 20 minutes and still getting chunks of **** on the TP, that's crazy.

I want a one wiper for Xmas.

Baby wipes are the way to go dude.

Bro, one of these years you have to come to Portugal with me.

And then visit Barcelona to take an orgy of absinthe and hash!!!

That is one of the reasons I wanna go to Europe: Absinthe!!!!

****ing ******* government here will never legalize it. Prudes.

But the true absinthe is legal only in Spain and Portugal...(con todas las tuyonas para pillar el buen cebollazo, las francesas, suizas, alemanas y tal, son más un aperitivo que otra cosa)

Send me a bottle you ****. Let me know how much it is and I will send you the money.

My boy was telling me that a single bottle in a box whould easily pass through customs... No problema.

I wanna chill with the green fairy.

Well, I've seen the green fairy yet but I've felt so good and creative...send me an adress and the next week I'll try to send you a bottle...

You rock, putilla. Just let me know how much everything and I can hook your ass up through paypal or something.

Dude, I'll take you to this bar where you can have all the absinto you want. You will not remember 95% of the trip. The other 5% will be the plane ride.

I wanna try it, son. The only problem is the 7 hour flight over the Atlantic Ocean, I might get claustrophobic and wild the **** out... When I went to South America I talked the flight attendants into giving me maaaaaddd little bottles of merlot. I got of them plane so ****ing drunk I left my suit in the plane.

I wanna try it, son. The only problem is the 7 hour flight over the Atlantic Ocean, I might get claustrophobic and wild the **** out... When I went to South America I talked the flight attendants into giving me maaaaaddd little bottles of merlot. I got of them plane so ****ing drunk I left my suit in the plane.


Don't be a ***** man. It's a nighttime flight so just sleep during the flight.

You rock, putilla. Just let me know how much everything and I can hook your ass up through paypal or something.

Shut up, courtesy from Saint Paniko de los Dolores, tal vez una botella aparezca dentro de mi mochila al salir de la tienda y no sepa como ha legado hasta ahí!! jejeje...

Shoplifting rules, son. Gracias, I'n gonna PM you my address.