An old stocker of mine from a year ago has started up again. This is the same one that compelled me to change all of my phone numbers...now she has my new ones it seems. This girl is in Colorado and is psychotic-inlove with me...I took her out for a cup of coffee once and she’s ready for marriage. Anyways, I get a call last night at midnight. No one sane ever calls that late, and if they do then it’s an emergency; in which case I jumped out of bed real fast because someone in my family or friends might need me. Then I hear her demonic voice from hell. I answer, “Hello?” She says, “...hello....Matthew.. How’ve you been?...” ::click:: I hang up and my heart is jumping through my throat.
So now I get into the office and my private desk phone rings, and it’s her. So I hang up without saying a word to her.. How in the world did she get my private desk phone number?!? I might have to get a restraining order against this chick like I did with my last ex, (who also was ultra-psychotic when I dumped her).. but this chick I never even dated... one night, out for coffee. I even met her at a Christian conference; but it seems that they’re the most psychotic because they’re the ones looking to settle down real fast with a good Christian man... lunatics... utter raving lunatics!!!!

she loves you.

what's a stocker? like someone who stock's shelves or something?

i think he meant "stalker"... or stock broker, maybe?

STALKER ... not Stocker... light'n up.

****! My 1 chance to correct somone's spelling and Bub took it from me!

I HATE YOU!

STALKER ... not Stocker... light'n up.

lol .. Hi pot, this is kettle, you're black!

Just ignore her.

My daughter has a stalker...a girl. She follows A around saying "I love you" and crap like that. This girl is so pathetic she followed me into the lumber store one day....strange child. I'm waiting for the day that my daughter goes ballistic on her....right now she's laughing about it.

No.. this is way worse.. way worse. A few weeks after I took her out to coffee, (after she went back to Colorado), she called me up and made her 3 year old daughter tell me on the phone, "Hi daddy, I love you. When are you comming home?" .... She's not my daughter, I just met the mom, and she already had her kid brainwashed into thinking that I was going there to live... that was a year ago, it's gotten progressively worse. I can imagine this chick flying down from Colorado only to arrive at my house expecting to either mary me or kill me.. she's crazy.. crazy crazy crazy!!!!!!

You're in trouble then.....why don't you get a restraining order against her?

Cuz I'm a nice guy.. I already have a restraining order against my ex who said I beat and raped her... and I only got that order after the cops were conviced that she was nuts. This girl hasn't done anything that drastic... WHEN she does, I will get one. But for now, just riding the waves.

Knock her ass out Vale Tudo styles. If it's good enough for David, it's good enough for you.