View Full Version : The Following People Can Kiss My Ass
Curly Howard 01-10-2005, 12:45 AM My boss for saying "Why should we help those people out, what have they ever done for us? I'm tired of giving money to those ****in foreigners" when I asked her if the company was donating to the tsunami victims. :unitedsta
The hot young girl who called me sir today :omfg:
Whoever decided to install vBulletin at good ol Globammma.net/com :nonono:
The Cadillac division of G.M. after 1984 :drive:
The Doctor I'm going to tomorrow for taking 3 months to figure out what's wrong with my chest :boxing:
The guy who puts cotton in aspirin bottles :thumbsdow
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Just a start.... feel free to add more
nance 01-10-2005, 12:56 AM Hi
HockeyFighter 01-10-2005, 02:14 AM The hot waitress who was very cheerful and nice at Boston Pizza today who didn't take my side in a debate with a friend on whether or not going out for coffee is a date.....because it isn't. I was gonna ask her number just for the humour of having dinner with a chick, talking about another chick, and then asking the waitressed number.....I think that would have been good.
Danny for making a big deal out of me asking this girl Janine out for coffee. He thinks she is cute and apparently that is suppose to permanently reserve the right for only him to ask her out.
The weather
The new lady that moved into the room down the hall for calling me a jock
Kaz, for wearing his blackbelt to class and proceeding to kick my ass
Brandon, for sucking at MMA, BJJ and MT and still taking a fight next month. Keep your ****ing hands up you idiot.
My landlord for not finding a hot young female to take the room down the hall
Myself, for being such a wussy with women.
Fallout 01-10-2005, 03:07 AM People that watch shows like "Wife Swaping" and "My big fat obxious boss".
People that drive suvs.
People that talk on the phone and drive.
Smokers who blow smoke in your face.
Smokers who don't put thier butts in the trash.
Anyone that got upset over Janet Jackson's tit and doesn't know what Enron is.
People that want payer in public schools.
The NHLPA.
Thats all I can think of right now.
Curly Howard 01-10-2005, 03:26 AM The NHLPA.
Thats all I can think of right now.
Almost forgot about those guys. I miss my hockey.
GeNeRaL 01-10-2005, 09:17 AM people in vehicles such as subaru forresters with "winter" packages that do 10mph in the snow.
people in vehicles such as subaru forresters with "winter" packages that do 80mph in the snow.
.....people in subaru forresters....PERIOD.
Prince 01-10-2005, 11:21 AM forrester XT is a hoss
Curly Howard 01-10-2005, 01:44 PM Guys who wear cowboy hats, wranglers, talk like they're from texas and drive 3/4 ton deisel trucks that work in an office and live in the suburbs. I'm not sure if this is a local thing or not but it's almost as bad as the baby boomer bikers who dress in chaps and leathers that have the H.O.G owners group on the back. I never understood why people play dress up when they buy a harley.
GeNeRaL 01-10-2005, 01:47 PM speaking of harleys... harley guys who are pricks to me because my motorcycle was made in another country. why can't some people just accept that 2 wheels is 2 wheels, and not be *******s about it.
Curly Howard 01-10-2005, 01:50 PM just race them
Brett Favre and the entire Green Bay Packer organization. The last day of the Packers season is one of my worst days of the year.
My employer for cutting back on OT.
My MMA gym for being to damn expensive for me to afford right now.
Wanderlei Silva for not attempting any subs from the mount vs. Hunt.
Dana White and some Japanese guy for not working out a Silva vs. Couture fight yet. What's good for the sport is good for the sport, and whoever makes some concessions to get this done will be alright in my book.
Terrorists.
handjobs4dollars 01-10-2005, 08:17 PM The canadian government for ****ing up on my student loans making me pay 222 bucks a month when I should only be paying around 50
the person at work who isn't hiring hot chicks.
the women that have been turning me down lately.
HockeyFighter 01-10-2005, 10:43 PM Profs who have boring classes
Chairs for being uncomfortable
Phone bills for costing me money
Hollie from my gym because she's ****ing hot. I rolled with her. It owned......then I slapped on a kimura from guard.
Women for making me nervous about talking to them
GeNeRaL 01-11-2005, 11:41 AM whoever designed the gas pump i most recently used. after my card is approved it immediately spewed about a pint of gas (free thank god) on my shoe as i removed from the holder, before getting it to the car.
handjobs4dollars 01-12-2005, 10:53 PM Profs who have boring classes
Chairs for being uncomfortable
Phone bills for costing me money
Hollie from my gym because she's ****ing hot. I rolled with her. It owned......then I slapped on a kimura from guard.
Women for making me nervous about talking to them
Women won't roll with me, I don't know why?
HockeyFighter 01-12-2005, 11:04 PM John for destroying me with low kicks today.
My leg for being in so much pain.
handjobs4dollars 01-12-2005, 11:38 PM All my muscles because they hurt so much after lifting.
HockeyFighter 01-13-2005, 02:53 AM Little Caesars for making pizza for $5
I had a nice conversation with a female tonight that lives in another city. It makes me want to say I hate something in reference to not living closer but I ain't sure how to do it in terms of making it sound like a person that can kiss my ass.
Lots of other people I can't think of right now.
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