that's right folks. ****ed my landlady and her best friend. then i walked em out and, on the way back, forgot i shut my sliding glass door. BAM! booya. my finger's bleeding.

see ya'll tomorrow

you broke your sliding door walking?

BULL****!!!

that's right folks. ****ed my landlady and her best friend. then i walked em out and, on the way back, forgot i shut my sliding glass door. BAM! booya. my finger's bleeding.

see ya'll tomorrow

Do you still owe her the rent money?

3somes are more trouble than they're worth. Too many elbows and feet

3somes are more trouble than they're worth. Too many elbows and feet

I don't know, I think I could deal with a few extra limbs in thier.

i find it hard enough to let down 1 girl a night

i didn't actually break the glass. i should have put "into" instead of "through". 3somes rule. i hadn't had one since i was 15.

Answer my question though, do you still have to pay rent?

hadn't had one since i was 15.

Jerking off to playboy and hustler at the same time is not a 3some

Jerking off to playboy and hustler at the same time is not a 3some


haha

Jerking off to playboy and hustler at the same time is not a 3some

LMAO Now that is funny right there. Git er done.

I sadly missed a golden opportunity to have a threesome. I'm not going into details, but I must be more of a gentleman than I figured.

Answer my question though, do you still have to pay rent?

yes

How's your finger?

fine. it actually just bled around the nail cause i bit the nail too low earlier. i do that **** all the time.

Do you still owe her the rent money?

I was looking for a pic of the land lord from the big labowski....but i failed

I was looking for a pic of the land lord from the big labowski....but i failed
Its Kingpin you big boob...

that's right folks. ****ed my landlady and her best friend. then i walked em out and, on the way back, forgot i shut my sliding glass door. BAM! booya. my finger's bleeding.

see ya'll tomorrow

did it leave a scar?

Were they like old as hell, all droopy, and nasty?? j/k :D

Yea, it sucks walking into glass doors!
The house I grew up in was shaped like a "n" with sliding doors all on the inside of the "n" (each room had a sliding door leading to the patio). We would run across the patio to get to another room quicker. My brothers and I would screw with each other and close the door so when the person ran back, they'd slam into the door. We never learned and it hurt like hell!!!


that's right folks. ****ed my landlady and her best friend. then i walked em out and, on the way back, forgot i shut my sliding glass door. BAM! booya. my finger's bleeding.

see ya'll tomorrow

Damn this thread is old.

did it leave a scar?
How the hell did you dig this out from almost 10 months ago!!Holy **** I didn't even notice when it was originally posted.
Nice catch, 2nd II None.

Damn this thread is old.
Dont you love old thread bumps?

Dont you love old thread bumps?


Yeah, but I always check thedate before I comment.

i don't even remember runnin through the glass. well....like i remember Liz and her friend, but i didn't realize that i ran through the glass in the same night.

don'tcha just love the nostalgia of these boards :)

Some of the best threads ever come from global bro we know that.

....**** yeah, I love these old threads from those crazy MMA ****ers. Some funny stuff for sure.

hmm...yeah I want a 3 way. I'm lucky to get one girl willing to **** me right now. nah, I actually don't try much. no need since I still f'n live at home. when I move out, we'll see.

And I don't see how any guy has a 3 way where its 2 guys and one girl. Damn I couldn't screw a girl if another guy was there too. Either he'd leave or I would.

when there is a 3some involving 2 guys, the guys usually don't mess with each other - just take turns at different ends of the girl. Plus, some men get off on watching another guy do the girl right in front of him, especially if he's saying what they should do.
hmm...yeah I want a 3 way. I'm lucky to get one girl willing to **** me right now. nah, I actually don't try much. no need since I still f'n live at home. when I move out, we'll see.

And I don't see how any guy has a 3 way where its 2 guys and one girl. Damn I couldn't screw a girl if another guy was there too. Either he'd leave or I would.

when there is a 3some involving 2 guys, the guys usually don't mess with each other - just take turns at different ends of the girl. Plus, some men get off on watching another guy do the girl right in front of him, especially if he's saying what they should do.
ever done this? like to hear your expierience.

can't get explicit when i know there are kids under 17 reading.

I was just trying to reassure masterdirector that he has nothing to worry about
ever done this? like to hear your expierience.

can't get explicit when i know there are kids under 17 reading.

I was just trying to reassure masterdirector that he has nothing to worry about

well, I won't be trying anyhow. Wouldn't care if there were 10 women and just one other guy there, I wouldn't want him there. Unless there were some ugly women. I'd give them to him and have him go into the other room.

hmm...guess that could mean I'd be left alone and he'd be ****ing 10 women. which would be fine.

not down with the ugly *****es. Yeah, I know, they need love too, but umm...not my problem.

Charity ****? umm...

I gave at the office.

tony teach my your ways. I want to learn.

when there is a 3some involving 2 guys, the guys usually don't mess with each other - just take turns at different ends of the girl. Plus, some men get off on watching another guy do the girl right in front of him, especially if he's saying what they should do.

ROLMAO!!! so true Rogue! me & my buddy jay used to have a rule called 'pass 2 the left'. napol doesn't post here anymore but if he ever comes back then he'll remember those scandelous dayz.