I found a site with a bunch of Papoose punchlines...

http://worstpapoose.tumblr.com/

Some of these are awful: “I come with a bang like a pony tail”

:nonono:

Damn that is alot, I couldnt even read through it all.

As for the ones I read, :thumbsdow

"i come with a bang like a pony tail"

LOL

Anyone hear what he said the other day?

"I rock like Pete and im smooth like CL
twenty twenty vision, yall know i see well"

then he said this...

"Pap rolls deep like the discography of elvis
Thats Elvis Presley, who released 72 albums
He also sold over one billion albums worldwide which is astonishing
the number one selling artist of all time
now its time for me to end this punchline"

I heard something by him once. All I recall is a background echo of "whats your name fool?"-to which he replied "papoose".

I never listened to him again.

"these rappers are homo, kinda fruity
yea i said it, they're gay like rudy
rudy gay, he's a basketball player
who's probably not homosexual but has a silly last name which works well in the context of this punchline"

"I never liked to be tickled
**** with pap and ill make your family a 3-sickle
Meaning that with my super magic powers, i will curse 3 members of your family with a disease called sickle cell
Like Prodigy, his father, and perhaps another family member that has the disease
so when you want somethin from pap, you better say please"

"This n!gga came at me beating his chest
that n!gga was nut so (nutso) i made him jump to his death"

"that peasent said the wrong thing, so where he stood is where that peasent lay
Pap kills you germs like disinfectant spray"

:smh:

papoose just spit this...

my mac is gold, and so is my watch
now thats what i call a gold watch

smh

lol

papoose just spit this...

my mac is gold, and so is my watch
now thats what i call a gold watch

smh

lol

damn...pap stays reachin with his lines :smh:

"**** this homo movement, pap stays manly
look at me the wrong way and end up dead like john candy
John Candy has a very impressive filmography
with classic movies such as Uncle Buck, Cool Runnings, and Canadian Bacon
If you get the chance, you should buy a couple of his movies
Paps got powers like Austin, thats why i say Groovy"

"When Remy is released we Will bond (Wilbon) like Michael
Michael Wilbon is an American sportswriter and columnist
who has co-hosted the show pardon the interruption
My punchlines are fire like a volcanic eruption"

:lebronze

"Pap stays moving forward, y'all just moving backwards
Like Michael Jackson doing the moonwalk
Which is that dance move where he moves backwards
Rest in Peace Mikeeee"

Some of his lines are corny, I remember a lot of his songs from a few years ago. But he is still nice, I can't believe they made a blog just to try and make him look bad.

haha
honestly boys...
how many of these threads are we going to have up in here??

Anyone hear what he said the other day?

"I rock like Pete and im smooth like CL
twenty twenty vision, yall know i see well"

then he said this...

"Pap rolls deep like the discography of elvis
Thats Elvis Presley, who released 72 albums
He also sold over one billion albums worldwide which is astonishing
the number one selling artist of all time
now its time for me to end this punchline"

AHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAA!

Fam you kill me with that **** every time.