I leave the strip club after pickin up this stripper.

and i go to denny's to wait for her to cash out and these guys are in Denny's we get seated. one of the dude's throws his glass on the flor and they bolt. the waiter comes over and goes like "*******s" and start to pick it up

THe dude RUN's over and swings and misses. then jumps back starts yellin "You want some more!?" the kid waiter is like "what?" and BOOM slow ass haymaker right on the button KTFO! dude hits the floor, me and carlao jump out our seat and run over but to no avail.


now i admit i shoulda been out my seat after the first punch but i was ATONISHED it was actually goin on at all and hesitated

oh and carlos passed the kid a ATT business card after

and now i'm assuming you want the stripper story

The waiter KOed the dude or the other way around? And yeah, stripper details.....

WOW, we just got home from Denny's ourselves. It was noisy, but not wild.

Thank goodness.

the waiter got hit.

oh and carlos passed the kid a ATT business card after
hahaha priceless

You'd be amazed how much this sorta thing happens at restaurants and stores. I've had many people threaten me with physical violence when I worked at Wal-Mart, and a couple of times it almost came to blows. Most people arn't gonna throw punches at me anyways on the account that I'm a large scary man, especially when angry.

You'd be amazed how much this sorta thing happens at restaurants and stores. I've had many people threaten me with physical violence when I worked at Wal-Mart, and a couple of times it almost came to blows. Most people arn't gonna throw punches at me anyways on the account that I'm a large scary man, especially when angry.

Yeah, I would get that **** all the time at Wendys but more offen than not they would cool off once they saw me at the window. No one wants to **** with someone that looks like they could snap you in half with one hand.

so why'd the waiter the get hit?


and nevermind the stripper story. i already know how it ended:
carlao ****ed her and you sat in the other room shouting to them, "you know sex is WRONG you two! our bodies are not TOYS, they're TEMPLES!!!!!!"

im guessing they heard him mumble "*******s" and they were prolly grumpy drunks lol

You'd be amazed how much this sorta thing happens at restaurants and stores. I've had many people threaten me with physical violence when I worked at Wal-Mart, and a couple of times it almost came to blows. Most people arn't gonna throw punches at me anyways on the account that I'm a large scary man, especially when angry.

When I worked at Wal-mart I was involved in a couple fights with customers, it also seems like everyother day we had a Code 500(Fight) somewhere in the store. I cant even count how many times staff was attacked. Another thing is that the Truck Crew used to fight eachother for money on their lunch break....

so why'd the waiter the get hit?


and nevermind the stripper story. i already know how it ended:
carlao ****ed her and you sat in the other room shouting to them, "you know sex is WRONG you two! our bodies are not TOYS, they're TEMPLES!!!!!!"

LMAO!!! Now that's funny right thurr, Get ir dun!!!

Yeha my friend at the bar knows those ****tards and when she called me she told me that they are *******s liket that.

The ****ing kid did nothing wrong, to deserve a ****ing punch like that. I would love for that ****er to try to get some from me I would have stomp his dick on the dirt. ****ing kid was so out of it that he did not even remeber where the **** he was for a while.

yeah we've all had our drunken denny's moments. hey, it's their fault for stayin up 24 hours!! i remember passing out face first in strawberry pancakes.........now THOSE were the dayz :)

so why'd the waiter the get hit?


and nevermind the stripper story. i already know how it ended:
carlao ****ed her and you sat in the other room shouting to them, "you know sex is WRONG you two! our bodies are not TOYS, they're TEMPLES!!!!!!"

naw not at all. i'm slowly growing out of all that and am comming ot the bodily abulse of the penal/vagina area.

The girl is nice, 92lbs 6 pack, 4ft 11in DAMN!

I will admit this, in the club under the black lights she looked a bit more grown. in denny's she looked a good bit younger.


that explains why my friend in the club was talkin **** to me (this is another friend that i know from her being a stripper but she started ****in my homeboy and we became homies and i would get an occasional dance from her) she got ****in pissed at me, she wasn't doin good that night and wanted me to get a dance from her but i had just got a dance and was buyin a drink and didn't feel like gettin another at the moment and the ***** FREAKED!!!!

yellin at me how i'm a sick **** cause i like skinny chicks etc.. etc.. and sayin i was a pedophile or some ****. **** THAT I CHECK ID!!!

the next day she called up my home boy (the one she was bonin but hadn't spoken to in a while) just to tell him that i'm some kinds sick ****!

the nerve! she looked younger but not that young.

naw not at all. i'm slowly growing out of all that and am comming ot the bodily abulse of the penal/vagina area.

The girl is nice, 92lbs 6 pack, 4ft 11in DAMN!

4'11? Damn. I could never find a woman thats 4'11 hot. The shortest woman I know is like 5'2 and I think she is beautiful but I think thats as low as I could go. 4'11 would just be too weird.

When I worked at Wal-mart I was involved in a couple fights with customers, it also seems like everyother day we had a Code 500(Fight) somewhere in the store. I cant even count how many times staff was attacked. Another thing is that the Truck Crew used to fight eachother for money on their lunch break....


Code 500s were the ****. One time I had to run across the parking lot after this guy who tried to steal **** by sticking it in his wheelchair-bound sister's bookbag. WHen the alarm went off, he took off and left her there with the stolen goods.

4'11? Damn. I could never find a woman thats 4'11 hot. The shortest woman I know is like 5'2 and I think she is beautiful but I think thats as low as I could go. 4'11 would just be too weird.


My wife is 4'11"

At 4'11, I'd be afraid that I'd kill her in the sack.

I try

Me and another stockman helped the security grab a shoplifter one time, the guy took a swing at the other stockman and got dipped pretty hard, then we all jumped on the dude, the security guard hit him a couple times. Another time I was getting a shopping cart out of this parking space, some ******* pulls up and starts honking, yelling get the **** out of my way. After he went in the store I got a running start and rammed a shopping cart into the side of his car. Good times...

4'11? Damn. I could never find a woman thats 4'11 hot. The shortest woman I know is like 5'2 and I think she is beautiful but I think thats as low as I could go. 4'11 would just be too weird.
Dog .... there's plenty of 4'11" dimes out there!

Lol

LolUnder 5'; hmmm, okay, maybe they're a nickel and a couple pennies!

**** I'd hit some midget *****es

My wife is 4'11"

Well, you aren't 6'3. I am. I would be afraid to break someone thats your wife's size.

Well, you aren't 6'3. I am. I would be afraid to break someone thats your wife's size.


I mean, his head alone must weigh as much as your wife.

I mean, his head alone must weigh as much as your wife.

Have you seen my head? My head probably weighs more than you. I put Tito Ortiz to shame.

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