View Full Version : I am soooo lonely


Mr. Beelzebub
12-29-2004, 05:12 PM
[korean accent]I am so lonely, oooOOhh so Lonely!![/accent]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/paramount_pictures/team_america__world_police/fishtails.jpg

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/paramount_pictures/team_america__world_police/adversary.jpg

Yesss, I started singing this wonderful song from the movie "Team America World Police" (That movie ****ing rocked by the way)... I feel like Kim Jung II singing that heartbreaking song... Oh my Global friends, where have you gone?

mmmm

I just realized that ****ing puppet looks just like Dogg if you shve its head... And it has the same ****ing personality too.

You have left me alone here... alone with my thoughts... alone and the rotties forum doesn't even have **** worth looking at.

I am so lonely, oh so loooooonelyyyy!!

Best quote from the movie:

Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are *******. And Kim Jong Il is an *******. ******* don't like dicks because ******* get ****ed by dicks. But dicks also **** *******s. *******s that just want to **** on everything. ******* may think they can deal with *******s their way. But the only thing that can **** a ******* is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they **** too much or **** when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a ***** to show them that. But sometimes ******* can be so full of **** that they become *******s themselves. Because ******* are a inch and half away from *******s. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us **** this ******* we're going to have our dicks and ******* all covered in ****.

Oh so *turns around* lonely.

*Leaves thread*

realkaps
12-29-2004, 05:27 PM
http://www.ufc.tv/assets/UFC_FTP/si_shaq_web.jpg

Squezze
12-29-2004, 05:41 PM
This place is as dead as Rick Astley.

Fallout
12-29-2004, 06:28 PM
Shaq is awesome.

handjobs4dollars
12-29-2004, 06:36 PM
Shaq never makes sence when they interview him. I like to see that he takes time to go to the ufc, I still haven't gone dammit.

Mr. Beelzebub
01-04-2005, 04:58 PM
Ttt!

Shaolin Bushido
01-04-2005, 05:05 PM
What about dildoes? Dildoes can **** asses and ******* too! They don't catch STD's or cause unwanted pregnancies and they can go all day!

I actually possess two GIANT dildoes; just for back-up. Or special requests ....

Er, what was this thread about?

Shaolin Bushido
01-04-2005, 05:06 PM
Greatest Thread Eva!!11!!!1111

Nuno
01-04-2005, 05:10 PM
Hey, I posted something nice in the rotties forum.