View Full Version : Simulations and Simulacra .... Vas ist los?


Shaolin Bushido
12-27-2004, 11:39 PM
Well, I read of this concept and book by the same title back on one of The Matrix websites. It was written by some french dude, Jean Badrillaud or something like that and I am going to try to explain this **** from my own impression of it though it's been a long time.

Basically, it was the name of the book that Neo took the program he'd written for the guy who came by his house. Remember, "knock,knock"? The reason it was that book in particular is that the matrix was similar to the concept in that the concept calls for a symbol of a Real thing to eventually be accepted so much for so long that it is eventually more Real than the original thing. Whatever that may be. In that respect, the matrix though manufactured was more Real than the world that Zion was in or the machine world or the "desert of the real", the earth's barren landscape.

Here's my own example; Well, there's cootchie. It's hairy and moist and good. Sometimes, alittle stinky. Anyway, there's your hand. Now imagine if you ... used your hand and didn't get any more ... cootchie til eventually you associate the good feelings and sexual excitement you had with ... cootchie to your own hand. If you never got any more cootch or did so infrequently you(theoretically) would begin to accept your fist and masturbating as exciting and attractive as ... cootchie. Your hand would actually be more relevant and meaningful than the real thing! I mean, eventually from all of that your hand would be both hairy and stinky.

Discuss.

Shaolin Bushido
12-27-2004, 11:45 PM
I editted out, "*****" so as not to be crude or something. I'm CLASSY!

Shaolin Bushido
12-27-2004, 11:47 PM
AWwwww c'mon I know someone is familiar with this or finds this mildly amusing!



damnit.

Shaolin Bushido
12-27-2004, 11:48 PM
That's it. I'm leaving! @#$%^&*

Shaolin Bushido
12-28-2004, 12:08 AM
Okay, I decided to give you one last chance. I can't believe no one finds this mildly interesting or humorous. Something different ... aw, **** it.

Curly Howard
12-28-2004, 12:49 AM
I saw two dogs doing it

Zen
12-28-2004, 11:50 PM
My hand is hairless and lacks odor. Thus representing a perfect bald....

The best part is it doesn't talk.

Shaolin Bushido
12-29-2004, 02:23 AM
My hand is hairless and lacks odor. Thus representing a perfect bald....

The best part is it doesn't talk.
SEE! That's what I mean. Your hand has actually become more REAL than what is normally associated with having sex. By normal people, I mean.

You two, seriously isn't that is an interesting concept? Google it for the real explanation if you weren't already hip to it; you'll see what I mean.

But hey, my spin was funnier ... though it seems it wasn't THAT funny. Maybe most didn't get it. I'll go with that since the alternative is absurd.

Imagine ... ME. Making a joke that ... *shudders in horror* ... wasn't funny!

It's just not done.

nance
12-29-2004, 02:24 AM
Yes it is. :nana:

Shaolin Bushido
12-29-2004, 02:26 AM
Yes it is. :nana:Hahahahaha, I know. Only too well!

I had fun writing that though. I don't quite remember why. Oh yeah, I felt witty.

nance
12-29-2004, 02:28 AM
Hahahahaha, I know. Only too well!

I had fun writing that though. I don't quite remember why. Oh yeah, I felt witty.
:poke: Well, we all have explore that side of us now and again.

Shaolin Bushido
12-29-2004, 02:33 AM
:poke: Well, we all have explore that side of us now and again.Hey, does the poke-ee suddenly slap that stick outta that dude's hand or something?

He looks pesky.

nance
12-29-2004, 02:34 AM
Hey, does the poke-ee suddenly slap that stick outta that dude's hand or something?

He looks pesky.


Nope...the blue dude just takes it. He needs mma lessons

Shaolin Bushido
01-02-2005, 01:37 AM
Before worrying about techniques and strategies he needs the attitude/will to fight back. He's a damn sissy. Without heart it don't matter what he knows.












Of course, he's a little blue smilie on an internet forum but still .....

Purity
01-02-2005, 05:18 AM
i will try to give feedback to this thread but no tonight.
tonight is crown royal night. the night my northern neighbors are actually appreciated.