View Full Version : Baby Jesus, I want big jugs for Xmas.
Mr. Beelzebub 12-23-2004, 02:44 PM That's right.
I was here sitting at my desk picking my nose and doing Google Searches for any stupid **** I could come up with when I realized that I haven't had a set of big jugs in a while. I mean big ass titties!!! At least a D cup, son.
I am dating a 34 C right now, and I broke up with a B cup recently. I dated a D cup last year and it was awesome. So, that is all I want for Xmas Baby Jesus; A nice set of huge breasts to munch on.
Gracias Baby Jesus and Happy B-Day.
- El Beelzebub
Shaolin Bushido 12-23-2004, 04:46 PM That's right.
I was here sitting at my desk picking my nose and doing Google Searches for any stupid **** I could come up with when I realized that I haven't had a set of big jugs in a while. I mean big ass titties!!! At least a D cup, son.
I am dating a 34 C right now, and I broke up with a B cup recently. I dated a D cup last year and it was awesome. So, that is all I want for Xmas Baby Jesus; A nice set of huge breasts to munch on.
Gracias Baby Jesus and Happy B-Day.
- El Beelzebub
Baby Jesus is crying right now. Weeping. Because of you. Aren't you ashamed?
Leather 12-23-2004, 05:20 PM Baby Jesus is crying right now...
Please, leave his ass now...
handjobs4dollars 12-23-2004, 06:34 PM Just give me a women for christmas.
Squezze 12-23-2004, 06:40 PM Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the day
I just can't wait till Christmas time
When I can grope you in the hay
Easy come, easy go
Have a good time with lots of dough
Slippin' up high, slippin' down low
Love'm and leave'm on with the show
Listen, I like female form in minimum dress
Money to spend with a capital "S"
Get a date with the woman in red
Wanna be in heaven with three in a bed
He got it, I want it
They got it, I can't have it
But I want it, but it don't matter
She got it, and I can't get it
I want a mistress for Christmas
I want a mistress for Christmas
Ooh yeah, haha yeah
I want a mistress for Christmas
Come on
Easy come, easy go
Slippin' high, slippin' low
(Yeah, aw right)
He got it, I want it
They got it, I can't have it
I want it, don't matter
She got it, and I can't get it -
Mistress
he got it, I want it
For Christmas
They got it, and I can't have it
Mistress
But I want it, it don't matter
For Christmas
She got it, and I can't get a
Mistress for Christmas
You know what I'm talkin' about
Mistress for Christmas
You gotta send me down
you gotta send me down
Mistress for Christmas
I want the woman in red
at the bottom of my bed Miistress for Christmas
I can hear you coming down my smoke stack
I wanna ride on your raindeer honey and ring the bells
Purity 12-23-2004, 08:42 PM i don't like D's. they're too big and it's inconvenient if you can't fit the whole tit in mouth. plus most D's have ****ed up nipples. so basically, they look great clothed but you're usually in for a buzzkill come removal. be happy with yer C.
Deacon Frost 12-23-2004, 10:26 PM I am banging a chick with double Ds at the moment, as was the chick before her and let me tell ya, I love it. Most of the chicks I've banged have been B's and C's and while I've never been big on tits, a nice pair of DD's in your mouth is pretty ****ing awesome.
Curly Howard 12-23-2004, 11:34 PM You'd look sexy with big jugs there Mr. Bub
VulgarTheClown 12-23-2004, 11:46 PM That's right.
I was here sitting at my desk picking my nose and doing Google Searches for any stupid **** I could come up with when I realized that I haven't had a set of big jugs in a while. I mean big ass titties!!! At least a D cup, son.
I am dating a 34 C right now, and I broke up with a B cup recently. I dated a D cup last year and it was awesome. So, that is all I want for Xmas Baby Jesus; A nice set of huge breasts to munch on.
Gracias Baby Jesus and Happy B-Day.
- El Beelzebub
this is on the TOP 10 LIST of awesome thigns ever asked for for Jesus's B-day
Jesus 12-23-2004, 11:49 PM no
Shaolin Bushido 12-24-2004, 12:08 AM You guys getting all those C's and D's; I bet they have guts like John Goodman!
C's and D's. Right.
VulgarTheClown 12-24-2004, 01:06 AM I personally like a nice B small C thats ideal
Shaolin Bushido 12-24-2004, 01:37 AM I personally like a nice B small C thats ideal
Me too!
Oh God there's this Laotian chick where I work with DD or E's. Nice legs and ass, a little gut, can't lie, pretty face and the biggest tits I've ever seen.
Best thing is shes got 2 smoking ass sisters that are better looking than her, but smaller framed.
God please give me all three sisters, an eight ball, a bottle of fine spirits, viagra and some ex for Christmas.
Squezze 12-24-2004, 10:29 AM Sooooo tempted to ban Jesus.
nance 12-24-2004, 02:38 PM Sooooo tempted to ban Jesus.
Don't you dare!!!
Jesus is the Reason for the Season.
Behave yourself, Santa's watching!!
Squezze 12-24-2004, 04:19 PM I'm gonna have mad sex with Ms Claus.
VulgarTheClown 12-24-2004, 04:29 PM The season!!!
THE SEASON!
like its a season of love and joy?!?
This is a season of capitalistic reign! This is a season of stress angst and the highest time for suicide of the year!
REASON FOR THE SEASON! He should be ashamed.
Every year there are more and more deaths because of the season, as if there weren't enough deaths in his name already.
no offence ment just puttin it down how it is.
nance 12-24-2004, 04:46 PM The season!!!
THE SEASON!
like its a season of love and joy?!?
This is a season of capitalistic reign! This is a season of stress angst and the highest time for suicide of the year!
REASON FOR THE SEASON! He should be ashamed.
Every year there are more and more deaths because of the season, as if there weren't enough deaths in his name already.
no offence ment just puttin it down how it is.
It's been that way for centuries.
It isn't going to change until the end comes.
Shaolin Bushido 12-24-2004, 09:06 PM The season!!!
THE SEASON!
like its a season of love and joy?!?
This is a season of capitalistic reign! This is a season of stress angst and the highest time for suicide of the year!
REASON FOR THE SEASON! He should be ashamed.
Every year there are more and more deaths because of the season, as if there weren't enough deaths in his name already.
no offence ment just puttin it down how it is.
And your point is ....?
I'm gettin a new carburetor for xmas!*dances a little jig*
nance 12-24-2004, 09:11 PM And your point is ....?
I'm gettin a new carburetor for xmas!*dances a little jig*
hahaha!!! the only machine I get excited about for Christmas is if the word "sewing" is in front of it...... :-)
Mr. Beelzebub 12-27-2004, 11:03 PM I might get the set of breasts I ask for afterall... Baby ****ing Jesus comes through one more time for the good guys.
**** yeah.
Shaolin Bushido 12-27-2004, 11:17 PM I might get the set of breasts I ask for afterall... Baby ****ing Jesus comes through one more time for the good guys.
**** yeah.Hahahahaha, you win Beelzebub. You are the most profane of all!!111
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