nance
12-22-2004, 12:26 AM
Is great for scaring the cat out of the Christmas tree.
BUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :firedevil
BUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :firedevil
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View Full Version : Canned Air nance 12-22-2004, 12:26 AM Is great for scaring the cat out of the Christmas tree. BUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :firedevil The Mouse 12-22-2004, 11:10 AM I hate it how stupid people always become ritch because of their stupid ideas. Canned air reminds me of a pet rock... total lame presents but people buy them like crazy. It's a bit ironic how stupid people always come up with genius ideas. It's kind of like Starbucks.. it's a freak'n coffee joint; who invented this? Some dude was like, "I'm going to buy coffee for two bucks a pound in some grocery store and sell it for thirty bucks a pound, and people are going to love it even though they know they're getting ripped off!" People go to Starbucks and buy high-priced coffee because it makes them feel special and high-class...give me a break. I should make a cracker shop.. where people sit around, drink their high-priced water and high-priced crackers and think they're high-class. The water will be tap water and the crackers will come from Sav-On's. This world drives me crazy; the masses are too easily brain-washed and manipulated by people who see the big-picture... and since the majority of society can't see the big picture because they're so self-indulgent and rather have a "tunnel-vision" on the real world, it's not to hard to control them. So in a sense, this country NEEDS 80 percent of it's population to be selfish and self-indulgent so people like me can control them once I get out of college and learn more. If everyone was not self-indulgent, it would be chaos. Thank God for the lies and manipulation of MTV, the news, Hollywood, and the government of the United States of America. Ramble ramble ramble!!! Mr. Beelzebub 12-22-2004, 11:33 AM You're just hoping you could come up with one of these "stupid ideas", son. ****, I know I would... "Money is the root of all evil" **** yeah, it is and capitalism is hell made real... I love ****ing money, the smell of it, the texture, I love to count bills and so does everybody else. Even "New Born Christians" or any other bunch of hipocrates claiming there is a deeper, truer meaning of Life. **** that, I am an dick, but an honest one. The Mouse 12-22-2004, 11:40 AM Even "New Born Christians" or any other bunch of hipocrates claiming there is a deeper, truer meaning of Life. Now, I've been living within the religious community pretty hard core for some time now. And honestly, I can say that about eighty percent of the Christian clergy is anything BUT Godly. I have a few teachers who are extremely spiritual, extremely Godly, and try and all costs to not be hypocrites.. they actually stand out like a beam of light in a room of darkness. And they really shouldn't even stand out that much because they're just living the way the Bible instructs them to... the fact that they stand out shows that the other so-called Godly men around them, are not in fact that Godly. Seriously speaking, when I hang out with various pastors or have dinner with a group of "Godly" men, I usually come home feeling dirty because of how they abuse their positions within the church.. it's sick. But then again, you cannot judge the religion by those who represent it; rather it's more appropriate to judge the Bible by the Bible, not the hypocrites. Nonetheless, there are people in this world who are not "of" the world; they are Godly in the truest humanly sense... but they are unfortunately few. The Mouse 12-22-2004, 11:59 AM A Christian who doesn't strive to be like Christ, is an obvious hypocrite. I just wish the majortiy of clergy weren't so obvious. nance 12-23-2004, 02:32 PM Stop hijacking my threads!!! All I was doing was telling everyone how evil I can be sometimes using canned air and you hijack my thread with your "Christians don't act Christian" all the time!! Well no **** sherlock. We're all human!!!! We aren't going to be God like, but yes, we can strive for it. Make your own damn threads and leave mine alone. Mine are lame enough without you ruining them further!!!!!!!!! Merry Christmas The Mouse 12-23-2004, 07:15 PM I just thought you'd be happy that someone is actually posting in your threads!! Sweatheart, you put the geerrrrr!!! in Sugaarrrrr!!!! nance 12-23-2004, 08:37 PM I just thought you'd be happy that someone is actually posting in your threads!! Sweatheart, you put the geerrrrr!!! in Sugaarrrrr!!!! That's right and don't you forget it. Merry Christmas! Bzob 12-24-2004, 10:41 AM Canned air is also good for drying your nut sack GeNeRaL 12-24-2004, 11:19 AM i dont see how canned air is a bad idea. i use it daily to clean out dusty computers. nothing works as good. can't shova a vaccum in an open pc for fear of shorting something, so this is brilliant imo. oh, and i too use it to chase the cats away from things i dont want em on/around lol. water spraying bottles work wonders too :) Curly Howard 12-24-2004, 01:02 PM now they put that crap in there to make it stink so kids won't huff it. Took me a while to figure out why my figers stunk nance 12-24-2004, 02:31 PM I use it in cleaning out the lint buildup on all my sewing machines as well the dusty computer. The little can of air saves me from having to have my machines cleaned by a professional and @ $88 for each service, I save a TON of money. I don't use water too much because of my birds. The cat is usually stalking Zelda and Rosie and I spritz them with water for showers. If I use it on the cat while they're there, they'll learn to hate the spray bottle. But we used to use water on the cats we've had all the time...with a touch of vinegar too!!! hehehe nance 12-24-2004, 02:32 PM now they put that crap in there to make it stink so kids won't huff it. Took me a while to figure out why my figers stunk Now THAT was a great idea! I didn't know that's what that was. |