Robot Vacuum (http://www.irobot.com/consumer/product_detail.cfm?prodid=19)

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Roomba Discovery SE is the top of the line Roomba with some very down to earth features. Like Roomba Discovery, the SE features Dirt Detect, the self-charging Home Base(TM), an extra-large debris bin, the Roomba Remote, three cleaning modes plus a Charging Wall Mount for convenient storage. And, of course, the SE comes with the Advanced Power System that gives all Roombas the energy to get the job done. SE does it all, and looks great doing it.

price $229.99

iPronto Remote (http://www.pronto.philips.com/index.cfm?id=67#iPronto)

iPronto is an advanced universal remote control panel providing a single, easy-to-manage platform for controlling the technology in your home. The combination of a color touchscreen remote control, wireless Internet browser and electronic program guide, provides you with a versatile solution to control home theatre as well as home automation products.

Via WiFi wireless technology (IEEE 802.11b) and an always-on broadband Internet connection, the iPronto can acquire TV programming information using its Electronic Program Guide. Through the full screen browser, you can access Internet content like news and e-mail.

price $1699.99

PowerMate big USB Knob (http://griffintechnology.com/products/powermate/blackpm.php)

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Yep that's what it is, just a big usb knob.
The PowerMate - Black Limited Edition is back. Last year we released a few of these "black beauties." The demand was so overwhelming our limited supply was gone in less than 48 hours. Now by request - the PowerMate is back in black. Get yours now.

The black PowerMate is functionally the same as its silver colored brother. Use it to control iTunes or MusicMatch, edit home movies like the pros or use it next to your mouse as the 'ultimate' scroll wheel for long docs and web pages. The PowerMate comes preset to work with dozens of apps and you can program it to work with any other app you choose.

price $45.00

JB Spy Cam (http://www.jbcamera.com/en/index.htm)

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Quick Shot - Flip the top, click the button and close the case. No switching ON required.
Surveillance Mode - Record images at preset time intervals; perfect for covert observation for up to 19 days.
Data Storage and Transfer function - Move important data between computers utilising your JB 1 camera as a portable hard disc drive (up to 500 pages of text, images. etc.)

Now you can enter the world of voyer cam dot com. Just get one of these babies and take pics down your co worker's shirt or upskirt at the mall.

price $99.99

Digital Juke box (http://www.gibsonaudio.com/onehome.htm)

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I kinda like this thing. Looks like the Jetson's jukebox.



- 80GB Hard Drive
- 1000 CDs at 160kbps (WMA format)
- External Hard Drive expansion (USB 2.0)
- 160kbps, 256kpbs, 320kbps & uncompressed audio

- 145 watt, 3-way amplification
- Satellite speakers with 2 x 3.5” mid-bass drivers and .5” silk diaphram Tractrix® Horns
- Integrated long-throw 8” subwoofer

3.5” Wireless Color Touch-screen Remote (802.11b)
- Scroll knob for rapid navigation of large catalog
- Transport buttons (Play/Pause, Stop, Next, Prev,Volume, Mute)
- Portable Audio Player: Remote can store music for portable operation (requires SD card)

- Automatic CD Info (Artist, Album, Songs, Genre) by Gracenote CDDB®
- Automatic CD Cover and additional artist info, including Reviews and Bios by Muze®
- Browse music by CD or Song, sorted by Title or Artist
- Search for music by Genre, Artist, Album or Song Title
- Set up and store Playlists
- Create CDs with built-in CD Recorder
- Export music to portable MP3 Player


price $1899.00

The Treo™ 650 smartphone (http://www.palmone.com/us/products/smartphones/treo650/)

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Now you can REALLY piss off everyone, on the road, at the check out. More features than you'll ever figure out how to use.

The Treo™ 650 smartphone from palmOne makes it easier than ever to stay connected. It simplifies your life by combining a compact mobile phone with email,3 an organizer, messaging, and web access.3 There’s also Bluetooth® technology so you can connect wirelessly to other Bluetooth devices. Not to mention an MP3 player,2 a digital camera that captures video, and a vibrant color screen that brings everything to life – all in a device that’s still small enough to fit in your pocket. Seems like Treo smartphones just keep getting smarter.

price $599.99

JB Spy Cam (http://www.jbcamera.com/en/index.htm)

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Quick Shot - Flip the top, click the button and close the case. No switching ON required.
Surveillance Mode - Record images at preset time intervals; perfect for covert observation for up to 19 days.
Data Storage and Transfer function - Move important data between computers utilising your JB 1 camera as a portable hard disc drive (up to 500 pages of text, images. etc.)

Now you can enter the world of voyer cam dot com. Just get one of these babies and take pics down your co worker's shirt or upskirt at the mall.

price $99.99


oooo I like this one!

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Absolute Beginner's Guide to Online Dating (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0789732858/002-3101534-6604004?v=glance)

If you are one of the many people looking on with envy as friends, relatives, and coworkers find new boyfriends, girlfriends, and even spouses through online dating, this book will help you join the fun—and, quite possibly, change your life for the better.

If you are new to the exciting world of online dating, this is the book for you. You'll boost your confidence in your ability to flirt, attract, and meet people safely. You'll also learn more about how to stay in control of your privacy and (as much as you prefer, given your personal makeup) your emotions. This book will streamline the process of creating profiles and give you the skills to effectively communicate online. My goal is to make you feel as though you have a personal consultant at your disposal as you exchange email and chat messages and make appointments for coffee, tea—or anything else that happens to come up.

Price: $13.26

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HDV Handycam® Camcorder (http://www.sonystyle.com/is-bin/INTERSHOP.enfinity/eCS/Store/en/-/USD/SY_DisplayProductInformation-Start?ProductSKU=HDRFX1&Dept=dcc_DICamcorders&CategoryName=dcc_DICamcorders&INT=sstyle-dcc_DICamcorders-feat_04-HDRFX1)

Live out your dreams of being a **** star or director with this bad ass camcorder.

1080i high definition video recording and playback
3 - 1/3" wide aspect ratio Advanced HAD™ CCD imagers for enhanced color quality
Professional-level MPEG2 video compression with the Real-time HD Codec Engine
Carl Zeiss® Vario-Sonnar® T* lens with 12x optical zoom
3.5" wide precision hybrid SwivelScreen™ LCD display1

Price $2999.99

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AV300 (http://www.archos.com/products/av300_series.html)

Now you can watch **** in the bathroom at work.

It's never been easier to watch movies on the go. You can store up to 160 of your favorite movies and view them on the high resolution 3.8" color LCD or on a TV. Record and store up to 320 hours of video* from any standard video source, TV or VCR using the Digital Video Recorder plug. Simply record into MPEG-4, the new standard of compressed digital video. It is as easy as using a VCR and you don't need a PC. You can also download video content from a PC and watch your video anywhere you go.

Price $495.99-$799.95

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QuickCam® Zoom™ - Silver (http://www.logitech.com/index.cfm/products/details/CA/EN,CRID=2204,CONTENTID=7105)

Become a Yahoo **** star!!!!!!!!!!!!

Add live video to MSN® Messenger, now with fast video and large 320 x 240 image size
Works with video-enabled Yahoo!® Messenger, and Windows® Messenger
Let the automatic face-tracking technology follow your every move
Enjoy true 640 x 480 resolution
Turn on automatic zoom
Capture sound with the built-in microphone
Works with PC and Mac OS® X
Compatible with USB 2.0 and 1.1

No more readjusting the web cam, this one follows your every move. Go from the bed to the floor without having people type "LOL WTF I can't CU... OMG plz fix teh cam"

price $129.99

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For those who think looks are more important than performance!!!!!!!!

The all new iMac

The Display is the Computer
Apple designers removed the extraneous, miniaturized the necessary, souped up the performance and concealed the result in immaculate perfection. The iMac G5 hangs suspended from a graceful anodized aluminum stand

Choose a 1.6 or 1.8GHz G5 processor

want to upgrade your iMac?? HAHAHAHHA you fool you don't do that, just toss your old one in the trash and buy a NEW iMac


price $if you have to ask, you can't afford it

Link Not Safe (http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/)

A little off the track but I didn't want to start a new thread.

Homemade Sex Toys!!!!!!!!!!

Too embarrassed (or too cheap) to buy sex toys? This site shows you how, step-by-step, to build them yourself.

Buy yourself a rock melon or honeydew melon. Cut a round hole in one end a bit smaller than your dick. Scoop out a little of the inside but not too much, remember, you're making sex toys not digging ditches.

Heat the melon in a microwave (be careful!) and squirt in some baby oil or KY jelly.


A little bonus to add to the honeydew/cantaloupe procedure: On the opposite side of the melon from where your penis enters it, make a small hole with a skewer or small knife, no bigger than a pencil eraser, but reaching all the way in to the "vagina." Wrap your hand around the melon after you insert your erection and put your finger over the hole on the outstroke. Remove your finger on the in-stroke, replace it over the hole on the outstroke. Feels like a mouth going down on your ****, then sucking on it as it draws back. A very nice substitute for a blow job!

Cell Phone Vibrator How-To

There are several options if you want to use your cell phone as a vibrator. The methods you can use will depend on your model of cell phone and its features. But one way or another, any cell phone with a vibrating function can be used as a sex toy.


The Alarm Method

What you need: A cell phone with an alarm feature that uses the vibration alert.

What to do: Most cell phones have a organizer built in that allows you to schedule an alarm to go off at a specified time. If the alarm gives you the option of using the vibration alert, then you're in luck. When you're ready to use your cell phone as a vibrator, program your alarm to go off every minute for as long as you think you will want it vibrating (for example, if it's 12:00 pm, schedule an alarm to go off at 12:01 pm, 12:02 pm, etc.). Once the alarms start going off, your cell phone should keep vibrating for as long as you've programmed it. If you come before the alarm sequence finishes, don't forget to delete the remaining alarms scheduled, unless you want to try for multiple orgasms.



The Set-Up Method

What you need: Any cell phone with vibrating alert

What to do: Go to the ringtones section of your cell phone menu, and choose Alert Type. Select Vibration Only. When you press the key to make the selection, your cell phone should vibrate to indicate that the alert has been selected. Keep pressing the select key, and your phone will keep buzzing. You might have to press the key a couple of times in quick succession, but with a little practice, you'll get the timing right to get a steady tingling.



The Two-Phone Method

What you need: Any cell phone with vibrating alert, and a second telephone with a different number

What to do: Set your cell phone's ringtone to Vibration Only alert. Using the second telephone, dial your cell phone's number. When your cell phone starts ringing, the vibrations will begin. Keep your finger on the redial button of the second phone, and keep calling yourself until you get satisfaction. Obviously, the second phone has to have a different telephone number for this to work, but it can be a land-line phone or another cell phone. This can also be fun if you have a friend who wants to help you out; just tell him to keep ringing you, then call him back to let him know when you've orgasmed.



The Vibelet Method

What you need: Vibelet "Purring Kitty" software and a compatible phone with WAP and Java

What to do: Visit the Vibelet website and see if your cell phone is listed among the compatible models. If so, you can use the Purring Kitty software. This is a Java program that you can download onto your phone, that lets you easily switch your phone's vibrator on and keep it on for as long as you want. Follow the instructions on on their website to download and use this product.

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There isn't one electronic toy in here I want.

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