Purity
12-10-2004, 12:14 PM
can our government terrorism warnings POSSIBLY get any more pathetic???
http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/12/09/terrorist.laser.ap/index.html
we are now being warned that terrorists can blind pilots with laser beams as they try to land. allow me to repeat that because i'm pretty sure the readers have been thrown off due to that last sentence eroding a few brain cells out of us. terrorists can blind pilots with laser beams as they try to land.
if there is any person on a plane worried that they will crash because of this then that person needs to be deported. i mean just thi-
LASER BEAMS!!!!!!!
how much more can they insult our intelligence? LASER BEAMS!!!
what's next?
In the latest news, federal intelligence agencies now report that terrorists may be inserting small tazer systems into the rectal area of pilots flying very large commercial airlines. Pilots should be aware of hookers in their local areas who may actually be Terrorist Hookers. These hookers (or THs, as they are now being referred to as) are known to slip the device into the anal cavity during moments of pleasure. FBI has also further recommend the encouraged activity of bowel discharge immediately after intercourse as to 'flush out' any potential Anal Tazer.
Please be on the alert anytime that you may happen to spot a man and woman together. He may be a pilot and she may be a Terrorist Hooker with an Anal Tazer
http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/12/09/terrorist.laser.ap/index.html
we are now being warned that terrorists can blind pilots with laser beams as they try to land. allow me to repeat that because i'm pretty sure the readers have been thrown off due to that last sentence eroding a few brain cells out of us. terrorists can blind pilots with laser beams as they try to land.
if there is any person on a plane worried that they will crash because of this then that person needs to be deported. i mean just thi-
LASER BEAMS!!!!!!!
how much more can they insult our intelligence? LASER BEAMS!!!
what's next?
In the latest news, federal intelligence agencies now report that terrorists may be inserting small tazer systems into the rectal area of pilots flying very large commercial airlines. Pilots should be aware of hookers in their local areas who may actually be Terrorist Hookers. These hookers (or THs, as they are now being referred to as) are known to slip the device into the anal cavity during moments of pleasure. FBI has also further recommend the encouraged activity of bowel discharge immediately after intercourse as to 'flush out' any potential Anal Tazer.
Please be on the alert anytime that you may happen to spot a man and woman together. He may be a pilot and she may be a Terrorist Hooker with an Anal Tazer