.... way above average in your collective skills and ****. I mean, we've got computer techies, ****in grapplers and mixed martial artist as well as professional business people like madcrewmom. I on the other hand am just a bit touched in the head and trying to pay bills. I'm also a bit compulsive, thus my posting addiction. I mean, to be so young, as most of you are you're doin pretty damn good knowledge wise.

Of course, you're kinda crazy from what I've gathered from reading your posts but hey, I like that in people. Long as you ain't my cousin or brother bangin on the back door at 3 in the morning askin me to "hold your watch".

PS: How did madcrewmom end up here? She fits like a good pair of slippers but ... she ain't exactly as screwed up as the rest of us.*you know what I mean*

GlobalMMA is the harvard of the internet. Thats actually very sad.

I can't do ****. I make less money now than I ever have in my life. If you knew how much I made you would laugh. I take **** jobs so I can train and be with my family more.
I'm usualy a month behind on everything. I hate everyone now, please leave so I can break something.

I can't do ****. I make less money now than I ever have in my life. If you knew how much I made you would laugh. I take **** jobs so I can train and be with my family more.
I'm usualy a month behind on everything. I hate everyone now, please leave so I can break something.

why be ashamed of making a sacrifice to be with loved ones more and do what you enjoy doing? there are millions out there that make more than they know what to do with yet can't buy those 2 things.

Goddamnit, when I hit the lottery I'm hiring all you bastards who don't make ****! We're gonna have a hella ****in gym and train and laugh at poor bastards like we used to be.

This will be soon, as I can't take this **** much longer.

PLUS some bodacious computer terminals in each of our offices so we can still get our posting fixes!!

I know, I know ... but if you're gonna dream ... DREAM BIG!!1111!1

Computers that don't double ****ing post, that is ....

LOL@ me being a professional and young. I'm not that young, but still young enough to have fun. LOL I came here thru Momita, who hasn't posted much lately. She and I have been friends for years thru our kids. Her son is a fighter. He's boxing now, but he was doing mma for awhile.

I am a married mother of 3 teens, my oldest one being an adult now. I am a part time seamstress with most of my work being volunteer. My husband and daughter #2 are Black Belts in TKD. Not straight TKD, but a mixed martial arts kind. Don't ask me to explain more. I've done some kickboxing and liked it, but physically unable to any of that now. :-(

And I'm alot more screwed up than I let on....but shhhh, that's my secret.

MOM...WTF are you doing here now?!?! Go to the bed, go and stop watching ****o...

MOM...WTF are you doing here now?!?! Go to the bed, go and stop watching ****o...

My ****.....
:fingersx: :spank:

My ****.....
:spank:

S&M?!?! Aaaarrrrggg...


WHeRE THE **** IS THE DOG?!?!?!

See, I am more screwed up than ya'll thought.

NOT!!! Just playing with ya'll....hehehehe

You have been posting some very out of character things lately. I think your husband or your bird got ahold of your account.

What a pervert bird....

You have been posting some very out of character things lately. I think your husband or your bird got ahold of your account.


LOL, hubby has his own account.

Zelda can't type or spell.

I've been under a lot of stress lately and am just getting out of control.
Good thing I don't drink much, otherwise I'd be posting while drunk. That would be interesting...I'm much more open and honest when drunk. :)

LOL@MCM posting drunk!!!...I remember (well, not exactly) some AIM sessions with some bastards from here...

I once talked to Purity while he was drinking. He wasn't drunk, but definitly had a few in him. He tried to light a bug on fire inside his bathroom sink, and then put out the fire by spitting beer on it.

I once talked to Purity while he was drinking. He wasn't drunk, but definitly had a few in him. He tried to light a bug on fire inside his bathroom sink, and then put out the fire by spitting beer on it.I like that story. Shows .... uh, character. That's it. He's a character.

it was this huge ****in mosquito. he was posted up at the ceiling and i couldn't reach him. all i had in my hand was a lighter and since heat rises he ****in burned. and since i didn't exactly have my fire hose in hand, i had ta put him out somehow.







hey, it worked!