Girl I've been working on at work comes up to me today and ask if I was walking down 15th ave to get home today. I said no I was taking the bus. She was like "oh I wanted to know if you wanted to walk me home after work" Man I suck I should have lied and just said yes. Oh well she already ask me to go drinking this weekend.



Man I don't what it is but all the native chicks seem to love me. I never saw any in ontario.

B.C. is full of hot native chicks. I love it.

You should give up.

Seriously. End it now.

Or read my pimp thread. If Purity is willing to post in it.

It's not as bad as it sounds. I was I suppose to know she wanted something else. Plus yesterday she asked me to go over to her apartment to drink this weekend. She wants to make plans 6 days ahead of time. She wants some g-meat.

nah don't give up hoss

put the g-meat into full effect on some native vagina

Man I tell you the native chicks love the g-meat. I saw one on the bus checking me out. Maybe to them I look like I could survive the winter or something

this one's for you grant:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bunny.php

Have you lost weight Gman?

Since I've moved to bc yeah.

What are you weighing in at?

245

You know what native chicks see in you that they don't in native men.......a future. They are golddiggers of a different sort but instead of passing up decent men to get money they are passing up toothless, slimy, alcoholic dudes to get with someone that has potential.

PS. Anyone that lives in Canada knows I ain't being racist. I'm not saying they are all bad but when their national unemployment rate is 80% and are the reason why no one walks through parks here at night....well you half to admit there is a problem.

hey she works, she hot, she talks to me. I'm from ontario not to many natives there. I've seen her prom pictures and she was standing infront of a ford 150. So it might be true.

Bang on. I'm down to 215. I got to about 253 at one point... *shudder*

219 here son, was 255 three month ago

damn son you're almost lighter than me

Im down too 255, was 310.....

We're a bunch of fatasses

Speak for yourself. My bodyfat is around 10-12%.

***** is over-rated.

***** is over-rated.


What??

***** is over-rated.


it better be as good as they say because I've waited to long. When it's going to be my time lord, when god when????

***** is over-rated.

You just lost the lil' respect I had for you, son.

***** is the ****, our ultimate goal and reason for existance... Wars have been fought and men have died over tang, kid.

WTF is wrong with you?

The thought of ***** alone gives me wood.

Man I need get me some of that ***** **** already.

Don't waste time then. That native chick digs you. Hit that ****!! I don't want to hear any stories of how you ****ed up either. Do it right this time, dammit!! Get yours!!!!!!!

Man I so cool too how come I'm not getting my dues?????


Native chick is getting really soon I hope.

Man I so cool too how come I'm not getting my dues?????


Native chick is getting really soon I hope.

I really hope for your sake that you don't speak the same way you type. :nonono:

No somehow I'm a dumbass on the internet.

Maybe you should just get a pro to break your cherry, it'll take the pressure off, we all know that you're gonna humiliate yourself by nutting in .05 seconds the fist you get some ***** anyway so you might as well get a hooker and get it over with so the first time you actually get a "free" chick naked you'll at least know where to put your penis.

You know, I actually lasted a pretty long time the first time.

Maybe you should just get a pro to break your cherry, it'll take the pressure off, we all know that you're gonna humiliate yourself by nutting in .05 seconds the fist you get some ***** anyway so you might as well get a hooker and get it over with so the first time you actually get a "free" chick naked you'll at least know where to put your penis.


My plan is to get her so drunk she won't remember it.

Rub one out before you go on the date and you should be fine.

One crap it's right after work. Oh well something to do on my lunch break.

One crap it's right after work. Oh well something to do on my lunch break.

Have you heard of commas?

Anyway, all I can suggest is that you stay cool and go with the flow.

I don't think she's going to let me in let anyways.

Actually Nuno, my first time was pretty long too an account of how scared I was. And Gman, the too drunk to remember idea is actually not that bad unless you have drunk slut=rape laws in Canada too.

Blue I wish you were my real dad.

Not that I can recall of.

Blue I wish you were my real dad.

I'll give you a lapdance if you want....Oh wait, that came out wrong.....I meant I'll bounce you on my knee son.....

No I'm good.