in Vegas in February.

Who's in?

I was in feburary last year for UFC. I dont think I can make it again......

No can't do, carnal. I will be in South America in february.

ill be going to california in july and 2 other smaller vacaations in 05 too, so i probably cant swing that one.

I can't, probably I will be in Spain....

Very tempting....

i'm there

I love Vegas

we gotta get nun-yo down there. and DEFINELELY cesaro. i wanna leave him at a strip club for a couple hours.

Well, the wife wants to see Vegas. I gotta see what can be worked out.

Nuno is not even allowed to come over my crib to watch K-1 anymore.

*******.

Well, the wife wants to see Vegas. I gotta see what can be worked out.

now this reminds me of "one bourbon, one scotch, one beer". yeah, right before...
"he come outta the house.....i can see in his face.....i knew it was NO."

My fight is around that time.

My fight is around that time.

exactly, before, or after?

Nuno is not even allowed to come over my crib to watch K-1 anymore.
:grumpy:

I don't have an exact date yet. I think they are usually the first weekend of the month

I can't go....but I want to.

I can't go....but I want to.


I can't either but it would be a blast. Everyone should party with Purity and the guys at least one in their lives

I can't afford to leave the country right now. You come to me.

and DEFINELELY cesaro. i wanna leave him at a strip club for a couple hours.

maybe when Pride comes. I'll never go to a UFC.

cmon man! it's tito & vitor. plus we can get you trashed and cause mayhem. don't deny the mayhem ****er.

I'll come if someone pays for my plane ticket and UFC ticket. I'll be in there like swimwear.

canadians are poor.

I'm saving to buy a sports car. Sorry guys.

I'm saving to buy a sports car. Sorry guys.


Me too...but I've got 4-5 years. I'm getting a convertible when all my kids have graduated from high school. It's my reward. :)

I've met enough people.....

tito & vitor is tempting but it doesn't change the fact that it is UFC.

Going too see the UFC live is great dude, it was a great show too, besides Hermes getting screwed and the Vitor/Randy fluke.....

**** Hermes. **** the UFC

i have no time for the UFC

**** you. allison just suggested to me that we could all pitch in and get an asian chick to wax yer legs.

make it a Pride and something might go down

**** you again. it's UFC, it's goin down, be happy with yer japanese wax job, and have allison werk out yer flight info.

P-r-i----------------d-e [/Randleman]

she's waitin 4 yer call

If I go back to America, it will be with a lot of money to live it up properly. I'd be training hard and clubbing hard, working the pimp hand and accent all the way.

where are you?

Melbourne, Australia.

http://membres.lycos.fr/jeremywick/images/alizee.gif

Goddamn, what an ass.

alizee = overrated ass.

agreed. i've seen better asses.

Ryan, you have to go. I'll bring all of my Cosmopolitan magazines and I'll even get you a bikini wax.

before you do all of that, convince Pride to come to USA..then I'll go. I don't go to UFCs.

If you see chucky around someone stab him for me. Then spit in hackleman's face.

hackleman is a 70 year old man and someone needs to put him on his back

You drove 7 hours, and then another 5 to go to a NAGA. Plus, you got a speeding ticket and look at how much trouble that caused.

before you do all of that, convince Pride to come to USA..then I'll go. I don't go to UFCs.

oh but you go to naga. **** you again. don't make allison drag you by yer ears.

NAGA isn't UFC

**** THE UFC
**** THE UFC
**** THE UFC
**** THE UFC
**** THE UFC

**** the cage
**** no knees on the ground
**** dana white
**** all their ****ty fighters

**** getting drunk and looking at naked dancing ladies?

**** losing all our money on bets?

**** eating breakfast all sloppy and hungover the next day, then going back to our rooms to sleep until dark?

**** getting massages?

**** having drinks with fighters?

Massages is the only half decent thing on that list.

**** getting drunk and looking at naked dancing ladies?

**** losing all our money on bets?

**** eating breakfast all sloppy and hungover the next day, then going back to our rooms to sleep until dark?

**** getting massages?

**** having drinks with fighters?


Naked ladies, drunk, massages...Damn!! It's Sodom!!!

i can do all of that right here
i could have gone to bas rutten's hotel on saturday and gotten drunk with him and some more guys but i was ignoring messages at the time or something

Massages is the only half decent thing on that list.

You're kidding, right?

any werd from the mrs. yet?

i can do all of that right here
i could have gone to bas rutten's hotel on saturday and gotten drunk with him and some more guys but i was ignoring messages at the time or something

It is official then. You are indeed a loser.

and he's afraid of ***** too

agreed. i've seen better asses.


Show me yours and I'll show you mine.

You're kidding, right?
Nope.
1. If I want to see some sluts I will just go to school.
2. I have no money to lose.
3. I eat sloppy anyway
4. Why would I want to have drinks with a fighter? I hate about 70% of the fighters in the UFC. Plus they are just normal people so it would be nothing special.

Again, massages are the only decent thing on that list.

I'll know after Christmas. To me it's all about the money. I'm sure she'd love to go. Her parents also want me to go to the Dominican Republic with them and in the summer we're definately going to Portugal. Soooo it's all about the cash right now. I gotta see if I have cash to spare after Christmas.

bella's comin too

Really? Thats awesome. She and I can drink mint julips and hit on Brazilians.

Bella+Allison+alcohol = THE GREATEST COSMIC ERECTION EVER!!!

****, I really want to go.

Don't forget the cam. please....

It is official then. You are indeed a loser.

why? i didn't get the messages to go until it was too late.

and #1-4 hockeyfighter listed are all true for me

and purity, yes, i think i am afraid of *****.

we gotta get squezze out there too. dude, go whore yer body out to old fat rich ladies. yer girl will just have ta undertand.

we gotta get squezze out there too. dude, go whore yer body out to old fat rich ladies. yer girl will just have ta undertand.


Sadly, my financial situation dosen't allow me to buy food for myself, much less fly to Vegas. Although it would be awesome. I'm down for all the sex, booze and drugs anybody wants to throw at me. Except for any of those weird Cali drugs that don't even have a name yet.

hitchhike

Well, looks like I'd better leave now. See you guys in February.

Sex, drugs, and booze are the reason I am going to South America.

I am thinking about Vegas, though. I might go; you ****ers seem like good company.

YEAH!!! we got llama now!!

just need confirmations from nun-yo, squezze, and that piece of ****in dog**** cesaro.

Quick, somebody give me some money. 5 American dollars is about all I'll need to buy a plane ticket.

dude if creed and the ****in handjob king could do it then you can too.

True. I'll work on it. I'll say maybe-might.

I'd rather go to Australia

and that piece of ****in dog**** cesaro.

http://www.sherdog.com/fightfinder/pictures/pride23_match9.jpg
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piece of ****in dog**** cesaro.

Massages is the only half decent thing on that list.


I get messages at work all the time. Just ask one of the girls working near.

Near where?

Near the desk I'm working at. I have about two feet of space to the next person.

have you pounded out any of those dirty native *****es in the back of the g-ride yet

Nope saturday after work. I'm hoping to.

I wish I had.

I'll have to bust out "Can you handle the g-force baby"

as long as the g-force isn't unlawfully forced, you should be good to go. i don't see how that phrase can go wrong.

How can it be unlawfully forced. Every girl wants the g-meat.

That's just wrong.

I was in feburary last year for UFC. I dont think I can make it again......Hunh? Translation please.