Hypothetically speaking, if I were your secret santa, what would you like as a gift? Not that "something I can't find in Spain" isn't good enough..Because, of course, everyone knows that I've been to Spain hundreds of times and I know exactly what is available there, but i want to make sure I get something you like. Hypothetically. And please don't make it something I have to smuggle through customs..

http://www.keepitkinky.co.uk/products/73656-6957462-26.jpg

http://www.keepitkinky.co.uk/products/73656-6957462-26.jpg


Thats seems right.

I don't know..mmmm...the ouano bag gloves would be right. Or Chasey Lain with Asia Carrera...

Send me a link, then. Is it a disgrace to buy **** for Christmas?

www.ouano.com About the **** for Christmas, I only want them for forniture (?), nothing of ****ing or masturbation...PLEASE!! WE'RE NEAR THE CHRIST BIRTHDAY!!

I am thinking about having a crucified Jesus wearing a Santa Hat with presents around him as my Xmas decoration here in my office.

you want **** for furniture?

Well, imagine a Jenna Jameson-table, you can put your rum upon his head or back while you 're ****ing her/it by doggy style or a Devon-pillow, a Janine-chair...


*Leather falls victim of his orgiastic paranoid (in E minor)*

just buy a hustler or farm report, cut out the pics, and tape em on the chair. that way you get variety. y' never know man.....maybe one day you'll be the jenna mood but next day yer wanna grind maaaaad sheepage.