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Curly Howard
11-29-2004, 03:00 PM
OK lets go with unlimited money and power. Lets do 3 and be greedy, none of this end world hungar or get my spouse something crap.

nance
11-29-2004, 03:01 PM
OK lets go with unlimited money and power. Lets do 3 and be greedy, none of this end world hungar or get my spouse something crap.



Hmm.....let me think on this awhile.....I already have one thing on that list.

Mr. Beelzebub
11-29-2004, 03:07 PM
I would like South America, all the women in it, and an unlimited supply of condoms.

Gracias Papa Noel.

Fallout
11-29-2004, 04:57 PM
I would like South America, all the women in it, and an unlimited supply of condoms.

Gracias Papa Noel.

I'd like North America, all the women in South America, and to never get an STD or a woman pregent unless I chose too.

Nuno
11-29-2004, 05:26 PM
Mind control(bwahahahahha!!!), telepathy, and immortality. That would rule!!!

Grant my wishes, *****!!!

Squezze
11-29-2004, 05:54 PM
I'd like North America, all the women in South America, and to never get an STD or a woman pregent unless I chose too.


So are you saying you possibly might choose to get an STD?

Purity
11-29-2004, 05:58 PM
an occassional crab's good 4 cleansin

Fallout
11-29-2004, 06:19 PM
So are you saying you possibly might choose to get an STD?

Getting gonhoria is like getting chicken poxs. Its good to get it out of the way.

Haru
11-29-2004, 07:12 PM
Haru wants Angelina Jolie for Christmas....
Santa, MAKE IT HAPPEN!

Deacon Frost
11-29-2004, 07:18 PM
I want to be God, failing that I'd settle on Jedi Master. Light side, dark side, I don't give a ****. Just gimme a goddamn lightsaber, jedi mind tricks and the ability to rip chick's clothes of with a wave of a hand.

realkaps
11-29-2004, 07:50 PM
Full expenses paid trips to every Pride and UFC from now till the end of time. A couple Billion bucks, and Eliza Dushku....

Curly Howard
11-29-2004, 08:05 PM
A Yenko Nova, Buick grand national, 1954 Chevy Truck, 69 GTO Judge, and on and on....

Watch Silva fight in Japan.

See all 50 states.
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A full training gym with a cage and all the work out equipment.

Train with Randy Couture

Win an MMA title fight

GeNeRaL
11-29-2004, 08:37 PM
1. Ever time i want to buy something, no matter what it is for the rest of my life, I want to put my hand in my pocket and have exact change. (this way if i say 20 million dollars, i dont short change myself lol)

2. I'd like to retain all of my knowledge today and start over from about 7th grade on and "re-do" my life from that point on.

3. I wanna be able to fly. like superman, no flappin my arms or taking a plane.

Shaolin Bushido
11-30-2004, 02:53 AM
Melyssa Ford, Gloria Melendez, Esther(freak a leek girl) and that damn Vida Guerra somehow attracted to me. In a nasty way. Plus lots of bucks so we could do it right with the proper drugs and toys in the right environment.

HockeyFighter
11-30-2004, 08:54 AM
Unlimited cash, any female I wish, 60000 nukes of no less then 50 megatons each.

Leather
11-30-2004, 09:26 AM
-My own home
-Finish the University (like every year)
-Get money, money and money for make some projects