http://www.kprf.ru/clipart/misc/hooker.jpg

What about this?

http://66.34.72.138/60dd/hoopty-1.jpg

Maybe this

http://www.labproductions.com/news/authors/jason/crack_whore.jpg

I know this must be

http://hometown.aol.com/dorkyhermit/images/dead%20cat.jpg

This

http://home.cogeco.ca/~lnickerson3/grantthumb.jpg

Or even this


http://www.globalmma.net/pictures/kfc51hkkkkkkk53small.jpg

Yeah, that dude on the left with the pork chop side burns is purdy looking.

He's probably one of the baddest dudes you'll want to meet. He's a BJJ brown belt and owns his own MMA school.

btw, you look like you have gotten in pretty good shape man.

Thanks, I call that my fat Elvis phase. I'm in better shape than that now. I can't wait to get back in the ring

I suggest getting your whole body waxed and then oiled up. You could look like this guy.

http://www.bigroncoleman.com/Media/1998_04LG.jpg

I bet he's all natural too

I'd snatch up Coleman in about 3 seconds. Son would never have felt a beat down like that in his life.