.... Of course I don't know much of it but if anyone knows the readers digest version and wouldn't mind recounting it I'd be interested in knowing it. When was the place established and by whom? Did the original owner do it out of dissatisfaction elsewhere and is he still the owner? That kind of **** as well as major changes and improvements of the years and who was responsible for em.

Who are teh top posters; I see the abbreviated list on the front page but is there a way to view the entire list in numeric order?

Discuss. Please.

good questions, i'll do best as i can to answer them so if i'm wrong you other ****s don't rip me a new ****ter.



well i believe from what i've heard this site was started by 3 people wondermut,ghost^x0, and dogg^x0.i think it was established in 2002 too much weed my memory is shot.i believe curly is responsible for all the new formats other then that...... duh.the top posters i think can be seen by looking at the members list at the bottom there is a link to list the top members.also a lot of the original people here were refugees from the old days of sherdog including myself.

good questions, i'll do best as i can to answer them so if i'm wrong you other ****s don't rip me a new ****ter.



well i believe from what i've heard this site was started by 3 people wondermut,ghost^x0, and dogg^x0.i think it was established in 2002 too much weed my memory is shot.i believe curly is responsible for all the new formats other then that...... duh.the top posters i think can be seen by looking at the members list at the bottom there is a link to list the top members.
Cool, that's a good start. It's funny, I always hear little jabs at Hojack(sticks out tongue at agony) but in the threads I've read of his and in one's he's posted in he seems mellow as ****.

hokak is cool as **** no doubt.those who don't like him are just haters.

ghost didn't start ****.

it was started after dogg got banned from sherdog enough times for him to convince wondermut & waylander to start this site. right after it started, dogg admined me cause i was his roomate. tanner 'sack of ****' rhoden jumped on board and started helpin us out like how he currently helps out ironlife. pave jumped onboard about the same time and helped wondermut with a lotta the coding and stuff. then pave disappeared and has now just resurfaced.

we made the first posters mods just for the hell of it. most of em either got boo'ed off stage or got tired of it after a year or so.

curly came around just like pugi did. ended up bein a good poster and loyal so eventually got modded, then admined, and to this day has kicked more ass for this site than anyone else IMO. kaps got admined cause he knows a ****load of mma info and posts like there's no tomorrow.
sometime in the middle of all this waylander and dogg's arguing became like enstranged lovers and waylander bailed. but his ex girl stayed around and we all enjoy the company of the bella. oh, and tanner bailed too so well hope he dies in agony one day. nonetheless i still party with him about once a month.

i helped out with a lott've earlier stuff and also contributed to a bunch of ideas that were never carried out. i stopped bein an admin cause i realized that i dunno how to even operate the admins booth and only have a talent in shutting people up when they ***** about how the site's being run.

we've had several meetups before. some have been more pleasant than others. bottom line is, whatever personality you see on the boards, the exact opposite is the person's true character in life. the only exception to this is me, allison, tanner, and dave.

a lot of people have sacrificed for this site and they know who they are so my respects are out to them. especially you ****ers who i would talk to every once and awhile when you were debating just shutting this whole thing down.

hopefully that sums it up.

haven't met me yet i'm the same. just not as much of a **** head.




and as i said i might not be right about what i said in my previous post.

Dogg, Wondermut, and this **** named Waylander started this site in October 02. Tanner and Dave may have been involved but I dont think they had a huge role. It was a small EZ board at first with no site too go with it. We switched too a better board and designed a web page. Most the people that jumped over where sick of the Mods and admins at the time over at sherpups. Dogg and Waylander got into some kinda arguement and Waylander quit. Nothin much happened for a while, some admins quit, some new ones got hired (Me and Curly), Since Curly became admin we advanced too these sweet ass boards and web page, and we're starting too get better from a long spell of not so goodness......

****, I was close. Kinda...

yah for a while this board was pretty bad me being one of the ****s making it bad with all my bull**** posts.

Are you high? anybody else have a hard time reading that?

get glasses

yah for a while this board was pretty bad me being one of the ****s making it bad with all my bull**** posts.
Hey, it's a learning experience plus a little fun too. Thanx guys, that was informative as hell. Preciate it.

Dave HojaCk and Tanner Rhoden are some of the mosted hated and talked about people on MMA boards. It's kinda funny really, their used to be an anti-sherdog website that would ban new members because they thought that it was Dave and Tanner. I've met both guys and they both seem pretty cool, Didnt talk to Dave much but Tanner and I got smashed after UFC 46....

you=teh correct.

Dave HojaCk and Tanner Rhoden are some of the mosted hated and talked about people on MMA boards. It's kinda funny really, their used to be an anti-sherdog website that would ban new members because they thought that it was Dave and Tanner. I've met both guys and they both seem pretty cool, Didnt talk to Dave much but Tanner and I got smashed after UFC 46....
Recently, 8thdegreeSavage posted a link that implied Tanner was ghey along with CarnalSalvation; I think there was some kinda connection to the anti site too. I think punkmother was behind it as he had posted someother mischievous **** that night and I think 8th admitted that he was put onto it by punk.

It was interesting too!

punkmother used to come here under the name daniel larusso and would just troll the board not saying ****.

He also registered as Methodist and made fun of then mod Creed till he got banned. It was pretty funny, I always thought PunkMother was kinda funny....

punkmother used to come here under the name daniel larusso and would just troll the board not saying ****.Man, I can't place it but I KNOW a ****in Daniel Larusso! Just gotta place his ass, hmmm....

funny yet annoying as a mother ****er.

The Karate Kid yo.....

He also registered as Methodist and made fun of then mod Creed till he got banned. It was pretty funny, I always thought PunkMother was kinda funny....
I've heard lots of guys say that but he basically talks politics and tries to push certain guys buttons. On Sherdog, Rexholio is one of his prime targets. I haven't seen the "good" posting I thought I might.

The Karate Kid yo.....




http://www.hollywoodteenmovies.com/KarateKidGallery2.jpg

punkmother kicked ass. i dunno why the ****er changed names when he came here but the kid made me laugh. especially when his fish died.

what happened when his fish died?

i laughed

punkmother kicked ass. i dunno why the ****er changed names when he came here but the kid made me laugh. especially when his fish died.
He seems to be picking up his posting lately. I even saw him do a nice thing recently starting a thread in response to a guy getting banned unjustly.

A ****in miracle from my perspective. His Rommel av looks ****ing sinister. I think he changed it recently.

i laughed



:nutkick:

Y'know without getting on anyone's dick, you actually meet tons of characters on the forums. It's interesting as hell to me and I love to find out **** that would otherwise be forgotten. I mean, there are plenty of REALLY intelligent, funny guys and girls and also tons of people with great knowledge of MMA and other stuff. The interactions between some of these guys intrigues me. It's amazing how a poster can have so much intellect ... and yet get into the most trivial bull**** causing e-wars, e-divorces, etc.... Almost without exception the big blow-ups on most sites are about **** that you'd think the individuals would have no problem handling. Which leads me to probably the biggest source of contention.

EGOS. Immaturity.

I mean, I'm really impressed. Then their are the characters .... I fall in this category. I mean, I'm just strange. I'm not alone however.

I remember this place had more europeans than nowadays: ParazIT, the metrosexual of Pal Johnsen, RtBrower (or something like this, the Holland guy)...

Tanner ran Pal off because he sent naked pictures of himself to Tanner's girlfriend at the time Allison. ParazIT was one of my favorite posters but he left because of political indifferences with some forum members. RTBrouwer was De-Admined for giving an interview he got for us too Sherdog but still comes by from time to time......

I remember this place had more europeans than nowadays: ParazIT, the metrosexual of Pal Johnsen, RtBrower (or something like this, the Holland guy)...
I know some of those names. I'm a historian(at least that's what my degree was in) so I love learning ****. I think I'm gonna be around to pass it on to teh noobs later when all of you are grown up and pshawwwwing at teh internet.

Aaaaaa....I see...YOU'RE KILLING ALL THE EUROPENIS!!! You let me post here cuz I have Cherokee roots mixed with a tribe from Papua (and a bit of Norwegian, of course)!!!

Aaaaaa....I see...YOU'RE KILLING ALL THE EUROPENIS!!! You let me post here cuz I have Cherokee roots mixed with a tribe from Papua (and a bit of Norwegian, of course)!!!Well technically you can't die till I've wrung all the knowledge you have of this site from your gourd.

Then you can die.

Well technically you can't die till I've wrung all the knowledge you have of this site from your gourd.

Then you can die.
Waitaminnit. Euro PENIS!

Sneaky mofo.

Oops, excuse me Pugilist!! I was talking with Kaps...

BTW Where are you from Pugi??

Waitaminnit. Euro PENIS!

Sneaky mofo.

:headbang: :rofl:

LONG LIFE THE EUROPENIS!!!

Y'know without getting on anyone's dick, you actually meet tons of characters on the forums. It's interesting as hell to me and I love to find out **** that would otherwise be forgotten. I mean, there are plenty of REALLY intelligent, funny guys and girls and also tons of people with great knowledge of MMA and other stuff. The interactions between some of these guys intrigues me. It's amazing how a poster can have so much intellect ... and yet get into the most trivial bull**** causing e-wars, e-divorces, etc.... Almost without exception the big blow-ups on most sites are about **** that you'd think the individuals would have no problem handling. Which leads me to probably the biggest source of contention.

EGOS. Immaturity.

I mean, I'm really impressed. Then their are the characters .... I fall in this category. I mean, I'm just strange. I'm not alone however.

it's how people take it. you read words and can't deny them cause they're right there in fronna yer face. but what you can't read is the tonality. most of the **** i say on here is just in a smart-ass sarcastic style. that's how i am in person. i've never met a single person on any board that i wouldn't go out and have a beer with.



as a matter of fact, when creed came down here the first thing i did was take him out for a beer and shoot the ****. course on the boards, he's a dip**** tool 90% of the time but that doesn't mean i have any real hate for him at all. we're all really nice people.

Aaaaaa....I see...YOU'RE KILLING ALL THE EUROPENIS!!! You let me post here cuz I have Cherokee roots mixed with a tribe from Papua (and a bit of Norwegian, of course)!!!

No worries Leather, we could never get rid of the seminal saint......

Oops, excuse me Pugilist!! I was talking with Kaps...

BTW Where are you from Pugi??
Fayetteville, North Carolina. I now live in Charlotte.

it's how people take it. you read words and can't deny them cause they're right there in fronna yer face. but what you can't read is the tonality. most of the **** i say on here is just in a smart-ass sarcastic style. that's how i am in person. i've never met a single person on any board that i wouldn't go out and have a beer with.



as a matter of fact, when creed came down here the first thing i did was take him out for a beer and shoot the ****. course on the boards, he's a dip**** tool 90% of the time but that doesn't mean i have any real hate for him at all. we're all really nice people.
That's cool, it does seem that some of the splinter groups had some real venom at least initially.

im gonna have to correct purity here. i would think i am kinda the same person off these boards as i am on... i dont play up a different persona really. i got little man syndrome no matter where i am.. if its on the net or in person. purity is prolly the only one that can really frustrate me, gman is an idiot but funny which he is in real life, creed is a complete douche and one of the biggest internet nerds i know, which is the truth... if you meet him youd know what im talkin about. hes ok in person, as he is ok on the boards..... i guess.

and im also gonna disagree about allison. she seems so outgoing on these boards, and for the full hour or so that i met her/hung out (whatever), she was about as outgoing as a hermit.

and oh!! cant forget blake. hes the same off and on too, imo.

im gonna have to correct purity here. i would think i am kinda the same person off these boards as i am on... i dont play up a different persona really, gman is an idiot but funny which he is in real life, creed is a complete douche and one of the biggest internet nerds i know, which is the truth... if you meet him youd know what im talkin about. hes ok in person, as he is ok on the boards..... i guess.


and im also gonna disagree about allison. she seems so outgoing on these boards, and for the full hour or so that i met her/hung out (whatever), she was about as outgoing as a hermit.

and oh!! cant forget blake. hes the same off and on too, imo.
Blake? Not Blake Bowman? He's my boy.

who in the bloody blood clot is blake bowman?

sounds like a soap opera

sounds like a soap opera
it does. and actually now that i think about it, maybe i am different than how i am in person on here..... atleast for a while now... i think im viewed as being constantly mad or angry or somethin. i know i come off like that in person too, but not as constant. im really not mad 99.9% of the time, but i think its just how my posts come off, from what i gather. also, i think as of late atleast, i havent had much time to post and when i do i tend to just argue.... which rules. i dont do much of that in my daily routine. i dont really care to do it on a normal basis in what we call "REAL life" either so maybe this is just my place to vent and be a ****er. normally the only person i can hold a good arguement with is purity but he knows how to piss a short man off. badly. so that never lasts too long.

who in the bloody blood clot is blake bowman?Just another mad poster. Who's the Blake you're speaking of?

Just another mad poster. Who's the Blake you're speaking of?
The Golden Bear

My socks taste funny

I swear I haven't had sex with anybody from the forums. I swear it.

He also registered as Methodist and made fun of then mod Creed till he got banned. It was pretty funny, I always thought PunkMother was kinda funny....

Yeah, and then I got demodded for making fun of Adam.

i think dogg's different in person than on the boards. pave and sack of **** will definetely agree cause they always tell me about the first time they met you. i'm pretty sure everyone else will agree too. whether you do or don't come off 'angry' on here, you definetely come off opinionated. when you meet him in person, he's all quiet and stoned. never says a word but maybe an occassional grunt. course this may be different now that he doesn't smoke weed anymore.

i have ta disagree with ya on the allison thing. when you met her, you didn't say much either, and she gave you the same look that she gives everyone.......that look like she just thinks you're a complete idiot. which is same attitude she carries on here most of the time.

yer right about golden pear. golden pear kicks ass on & off the boards.

Yeah, and then I got demodded for making fun of Adam.

tell the truth now, fat boy. if that was the case, id be a one man show here. you're a ****in tool and had it coming. aside from that, you didnt do **** and admittely knew it.


i think dogg's different in person than on the boards. pave and sack of **** will definetely agree cause they always tell me about the first time they met you. i'm pretty sure everyone else will agree too. whether you do or don't come off 'angry' on here, you definetely come off opinionated. when you meet him in person, he's all quiet and stoned. never says a word but maybe an occassional grunt. course this may be different now that he doesn't smoke weed anymore.

i have ta disagree with ya on the allison thing. when you met her, you didn't say much either, and she gave you the same look that she gives everyone.......that look like she just thinks you're a complete idiot. which is same attitude she carries on here most of the time.

yer right about golden pear. golden pear kicks ass on & off the boards.

i guess its just a difference in opinion. allison was quiet as ****. atleast from what i saw. im sure anyone else, cept for you, woulda said the same (coz none of us really had the pleasure of kickin it with her). also, you may be a smart ass here, and in person, but you hardly argue as much as you do here... hardly. if it comes to an arguement (in person), you brush it off (which btw pisses mother****ers off even more).

anyone who really knows me im quite talkative, if i dont know you, i guess i do grunt n what not coz i dont really care to talk all that much to you or i just dont have anything to say to you. dave also is not really how he is here, imo. hes more happier in person i think and isnt so opinionated (as he is on the net in general, not just here, but on other forums). tanner is a sack of **** on and off, i agree. for the most part, i dont think anyone is exactly how they are in person as how they are on the net to be honest. its a forum where posts sit and conversations, normally....... suck, so its not like we're all sittin in a room talkin to eachother or hangin out. if it was, i prolly wouldnt be kickin it, haha.

i declare myself best poster in global history

I like the fact that I didn't do anythng for this site at all

i declare myself best poster in global historyPwn3d.

There seems to be a very nostalgic tone around here of late...and this bloody Xmas type background which has shown up today isn't exactly putting me in the festive mood.

I have only met 3 people from posting in real life, probably cause I live a million miles from you all, but also cause I avoid public places due to my acute agoraphobia. They are all a bit like their net self, it seems that net personas are extensions of an element of themselves...like a good pro wrestling gimmick

My socks taste funny


ewwww.................

No one mentioned me....I feel left out now...and Adam, to think I made you lasagna.

*pouts*

There seems to be a very nostalgic tone around here of late...and this bloody Xmas type background which has shown up today isn't exactly putting me in the festive mood.

I have only met 3 people from posting in real life, probably cause I live a million miles from you all, but also cause I avoid public places due to my acute agoraphobia. They are all a bit like their net self, it seems that net personas are extensions of an element of themselves...like a good pro wrestling gimmick

You met Magic Man though. Thats like saying you met Jesus.

You met Magic Man though. Thats like saying you met Jesus.
You met Magic? Is he really Chinese?

You met Magic? Is he really Chinese?

I know he is asian. Thats not whats important. He is a funboy and will always be a funboy. That and the best MSN Paint artist on the planet.

I know he is asian. Thats not whats important. He is a funboy and will always be a funboy. That and the best MSN Paint artist on the planet.
True. Too True.

.... Of course I don't know much of it but if anyone knows the readers digest version and wouldn't mind recounting it I'd be interested in knowing it. When was the place established and by whom? Did the original owner do it out of dissatisfaction elsewhere and is he still the owner? That kind of **** as well as major changes and improvements of the years and who was responsible for em.

Who are teh top posters; I see the abbreviated list on the front page but is there a way to view the entire list in numeric order?

Discuss. Please.


It all started back in 1893. Wondermut and Dogg used to type --- .-- -. . -..
back and forth via morse code.

Later in the mid 60s the first computer was built. Scientist at Global MMA first thought it would make a great tool for complex math calculations and storing data but mainly they just tried to have sex with it.

As we built a network of these computers we discovered that they did a terrible job interpreting the text. Here is some garbled text from the first session.
LOL STFU NEWB PWNED11!!!!! Beatch OMFG that was Ghey


In the 80s commodore came out with an affordable PC for only $2900.00
It had 8 colors and an amazing 64K of ram. Global MMA members now could mail 5" floppy disks back and forth. After 2 months I finally got the disk back and could read what was going on in the world of MMA.


*****Commodore 64 Basic V2*****
64K RAM SYSTEM 38911 BASIC BYTES FREE

HELLO WORLD
SYNTAX ERROR IN LINE 10
END



Later, after Al Gore invented the internet and Bill Gates made PC's so easy that even people who can't spell computer could get online and find love in yahoo chat rooms, Global MMA was live. Now blazing along at 14.4 kbs you could call in to the BBS and after a few short hours of disconnects and busy signals, read exciting threads like Sa* vs R*yce. Sak Tepped *ut but nooooooooo buffer error*********

2002 brought us to vBulletin and the future. We now had PWNED pics and formatted text, animated smilies and private messages. Yes the future of Global MMA looks bright kids. Stay tuned to see what happens in.......
The Forums Of Tomorrow!!!!!!!!

Hahahahahahahahaha, that was great, sadly, I still connect at 14.4kbs....

No one mentioned me....I feel left out now...and Adam, to think I made you lasagna.

*pouts*
You rule. I thought that went without saying?


It all started back in 1893. Wondermut and Dogg used to type --- .-- -. . -..
back and forth via morse code.

Later in the mid 60s the first computer was built. Scientist at Global MMA first thought it would make a great tool for complex math calculations and storing data but mainly they just tried to have sex with it.

As we built a network of these computers we discovered that they did a terrible job interpreting the text. Here is some garbled text from the first session.
LOL STFU NEWB PWNED11!!!!! Beatch OMFG that was Ghey


In the 80s commodore came out with an affordable PC for only $2900.00
It had 8 colors and an amazing 64K of ram. Global MMA members now could mail 5" floppy disks back and forth. After 2 months I finally got the disk back and could read what was going on in the world of MMA.


*****Commodore 64 Basic V2*****
64K RAM SYSTEM 38911 BASIC BYTES FREE

HELLO WORLD
SYNTAX ERROR IN LINE 10
END



Later, after Al Gore invented the internet and Bill Gates made PC's so easy that even people who can't spell computer could get online and find love in yahoo chat rooms, Global MMA was live. Now blazing along at 14.4 kbs you could call in to the BBS and after a few short hours of disconnects and busy signals, read exciting threads like Sa* vs R*yce. Sak Tepped *ut but nooooooooo buffer error*********

2002 brought us to vBulletin and the future. We now had PWNED pics and formatted text, animated smilies and private messages. Yes the future of Global MMA looks bright kids. Stay tuned to see what happens in.......
The Forums Of Tomorrow!!!!!!!!


HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. you just said Al Gore made the internet!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

techniclly he did or was it clinton? one of those ****s was responsible for it.

Actually, Al Gore was a part of the team the originaly designed the internet.

I'm unsure how I come off on boards, but I know I'm never what people expect when they meet/see/talk to me.

Probably the combination of voice and utter lack of Asian-ness.

I'm unsure how I come off on boards, but I know I'm never what people expect when they meet/see/talk to me.

Probably the combination of voice and utter lack of Asian-ness.

The hispanic ethnicity did it for me. Talk about complete and utter surprise.

It's true, Tong... people don't always know how to handle ya, on or off line, but I've always thought you were a kick-ass kid. I've known you for a long time, for about 4 years now, so I'll be callin you a kid till you're ****in 30... but you've definitely contributed to my experience here on earth. :)

Its nice to hear on occassion.

*gets out lasagna fixin's*

Its nice to hear on occassion.

*gets out lasagna fixin's*
I want some! Ever sent any thru the mail?*just curious, heheheh*

"bottom line is, whatever personality you see on the boards, the exact opposite is the person's true character in life. the only exception to this is me, allison, tanner, and dave."

huh? Im different in person than I am on here?? sheesh.......... :angel1:

"bottom line is, whatever personality you see on the boards, the exact opposite is the person's true character in life. the only exception to this is me, allison, tanner, and dave."

huh? Im different in person than I am on here?? sheesh.......... :angel1:


You are the nicest person I know. Both on here and in person. :yup:

I want some! Ever sent any thru the mail?*just curious, heheheh*

You'll just have to come to Cali sometime. I don't think it would last long in the mail.

yeah nancy and toni are both way cool in person too

and sexy

awww........shucks....thanks guys :)

and sexy

kiss ass

I used to be a senior mod back when I was a decent poster - now I just suck

I used to be a senior mod back when I was a decent poster - now I just suck


I'd like to see your definition of "decent".

Die

lol

i love toni and nancy. again, that should go without saying.

You met Magic? Is he really Chinese?

I can't say too much....but don't believe everything you read here. :hmmm:

i love toni and nancy. again, that should go without saying.


And I love you.

I can't say too much....but don't believe everything you read here. :hmmm:
Man, you're a stone's throw from teh blick belt over yonder.

YOU'RE A "REAL POSTER", not a ho ... like me. Seriously, you are definitely a gradualist as far as postin on Sherdog these days. Other posting holes these days, I assume.

You'll just have to come to Cali sometime. I don't think it would last long in the mail.
I would but ... BIGGIE CAME OUT THERE AND YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM!

I'll just imagine how good it is, heheheh.

I would but ... BIGGIE CAME OUT THERE AND YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM!

I'll just imagine how good it is, heheheh.


Chicken

Don't ya'll have Hoo Rides, Drive bys, and the like? I listen to rappers; I'm not ignorant.

for the record, i was the first global mod.

and i'm so proud. really.

True, and I remember The Green Iguana Queen....

I used to be a senior mod back when I was a decent poster - now I just suck

You don't need to be a good poster to get that position. I was a senior mod too. Curly is an admin. You can suck and still get power.

curly's probably the best poster here so i don't see how you can come off insinuating that he sucks. you, on the other hand, were given modship before we realized just how much you truely do suck. and you were de-modded right before the rest of the posters nearly lynched you out of disgust.

And then... The year of the Llama began as it brought prosperous times to the land of Globalmma.

I will never have power here.

50% bones, 50% polyester=100% pure funk.

for the record, i was the first global mod.

and i'm so proud. really.
Wha hoppened?

for the record, i was the first global mod.

and i'm so proud. really.

That reminds me, how is Gaylord S Focker? We haven't had an update in quite some time.

He's awesome. I think he's starting to wish he had a lady lizard.

Why do you say that; he walking around hunched over or something. Maybe humping little stuffed animals, reaaaaal slow since he's cold blooded?