to me *****es!!!

Jesus, what are you? 44, 45?

Feliz cumpleaños, perra!!!

Allison- no I just turned 532. I'm like ****ing Yoda the older I get the better, or you can consider that I'm getting like wine, sweeter and classier.

Paniko- That is Mr. Perra Suicia to you.

Happy Birthday Carlao......

Happy B-Day bro.

Suck me beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Happy f'n birthday, BRO!

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HAPPY B-DAY!!!

I'm gonna make sex to a really hot ***** for you!

Agony- you'll give a **** after I get a hold of you!

Thanks to the rest of you.

mean MEAN I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Famous people born on this date.....
1956 Sinbad
1956 Warren Moon
1953 Kevin Nealon
1928 Mickey Mouse

Famous people who kicked the bucket on this date.....
1992 Superman, fictional character, killed by Doomsday
1969 Joseph P Kennedy
1886 Chester A Arthur

On this day in history......
1993 Pearl Jam lead singer Eddie Vedder arrested for public drunkiness
1993 WWF boss Vince McMahon charged with steroid distribution
1992 "Malcolm X" with Denzel Washington premieres in US
1992 Howard Stern Radio Show premieres in Las Vegas NV on KXTE 107.5 FM
1986 Roger Clemens wins AL MVP
1976 Spain's parliament establishes democracy after 37 yrs of dictatorship
1970 Joe Frazier KOs Bob Foster in 2 for heavyweight boxing title
1964 J Edgar Hoover describes Martin Luther King as "most notorious liar"
1928 Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse debuts in NY in "Steamboat Willie"
1865 Mark Twain publishes "Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County"
1805 Lewis & Clark reach Pacific Ocean, 1st Americans to cross continent
1307 William Tell shoots apple off his son's head

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Hahahaha, nice.