What stupid cunt thought they were a good idea?:nonono:

My **** tastes better.

What stupid cunt thought they were a good idea?:nonono:

My **** tastes better.



You havin a giraffe? they are ****ing lovely.

**** thread.

Chunk, I've questioned yer taste before, but now yer bloody taking the George Michael so you are. Jaffas are tastetastic, you cunt.

Go lick marmite, slag.

You're all a bunch of cunts! Jaffa Cakes are ****! End Of!

I wouldn't feed em to me dog.

You're all a bunch of cunts! Jaffa Cakes are ****! End Of!

I wouldn't feed em to me dog.

Are you serious? I would stick them up my arse and suck them up to my mouth and swallow them again.

I've never known anyone who didn't like the Jaffa.

This is a shock..

Chunk, I've questioned yer taste before, but now yer bloody taking the George Michael so you are. Jaffas are tastetastic, you cunt.

Go lick marmite, slag.

damn! you beat me to it! lol

I hate Jaffas as well, fellas.

Roy Jones in the all-time pantheon > Jaffa Cakes. That's how **** I think they are.

Well bugger my giddy aunt.

Laddie, I I I.... I... don't know what to say. Cuntin' speechless I am.

We've all got our secrets, babes. Them Jaffa cakes just never tickled me taste buds.

We've all got our secrets, babes. Them Jaffa cakes just never tickled me taste buds.

Alan will not be impressed.

:nonono:

Chocolate, orange crap and sponge. It doesn't make sense, and tastes crap!

I'd rather go down on a flange. That's me pleasure.

What stupid cunt thought they were a good idea?:nonono:

My **** tastes better.

You're a cunt.

Laddie, tell me how much you've drank tonight. Please.

Not enough, that's for sure.

I've had 10 bottles of Stella.

But it has no effect on me, Alan has obviously not blessed them.

Not enough, that's for sure.

The fact that yer drinking is good enough to make me forget the Jaffa mishap.

I've had Several Stella's and Whiskey's and am currently munching on a packet of digestive biscuits.

I do wish they were Jaffa cakes though !!!

I've had Several Stella's and Whiskey's and am currently munching on a packet of digestive biscuits.

I do wish they were Jaffa cakes though !!!

Good fella.

Thee ol' digestives > Jaffa Cakes.

These digestives do the job right now but they do leave you with a thirst.

Jaffa's on the other hand leave me satisfied as a nun after her first raping.

I only get one urge when I see a packet of Jaffas, and it ain't positive.

I'm starting to get worried, I've drank like 2 gallons of water after drinking earlier.

Surely I'm not that dehydrated..


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Nah, you're fine.

You might be diabetic

I'm starting to get worried, I've drank like 2 gallons of water after drinking earlier.

Surely I'm not that dehydrated..


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Or suffering Jaffa Withdrawal sypmtoms .

I might jaffacakeabetic?

You might be diabetic

I feel reassured.

No, but seriously. I went out earlier dehydrated, so drinking like 10 bottles is going to dehydrate me even more?

I don't have any other side effects, just thirsty.

:trink26:

I don't intend to depress, it is just a natural result of my actions.

I don't intend to depress, it is just a natural result of my actions.

I don't think I can sleep tonight now, cunt.

I need to go pray to Alan, perhaps he'll sort me out.

I don't think I can sleep tonight now, cunt.

I need to go pray to Alan, perhaps he'll sort me out.

I went to bed, but woke up again 4 hours later.

Yer'll be fine. Sleep and all will be well.

I know a diabetic who died in his sleep.

Strangled him meself.

The chocolate tastes like arse.

I actually think they might be caked in ****.