My birthday celebration is here!!

I'm off for an entire weekend of raving, to celebrate my 26th birthday. I had the worst birthday I've ever had last year, so this year I will compensate.

Elevation nightclub tonight, Jeff Mills tomorrow, Ferry Corsten Saturday with the several days off to recover.

Four days of solid clubbing,raving and partying like I have never done before.

Pics will be forthcoming of this momentous occasion.

Wish me luck, god knows I will need the stamina.

:fest30: :birthday: Have a great time!!!

**** stamina. wake up to bloody mary's, follow it up with a few E hits, bump some yay late afternoon, 3 more E pills in the evening followed up with a centrum performance pill. take an extra stash of yay and several viagras with you just in case you get lucky and before you dig guts, make sure to tell her that this one's for The Purity. either that of take pics of her for us.
repeat the process everyday.

happy b-day.

HEy Deacon!! Happy BD!!! Good raving with Mills and his Bells...I see another techno follower is here...

I dont know when your birthday is this week so I will assume it is today.....

Famous people born on this date.....
1956 Sinbad
1956 Warren Moon
1953 Kevin Nealon
1928 Mickey Mouse

Famous people who kicked the bucket on this date.....
1992 Superman, fictional character, killed by Doomsday
1969 Joseph P Kennedy
1886 Chester A Arthur

On this day in history......
1993 Pearl Jam lead singer Eddie Vedder arrested for public drunkiness
1993 WWF boss Vince McMahon charged with steroid distribution
1992 "Malcolm X" with Denzel Washington premieres in US
1992 Howard Stern Radio Show premieres in Las Vegas NV on KXTE 107.5 FM
1986 Roger Clemens wins AL MVP
1976 Spain's parliament establishes democracy after 37 yrs of dictatorship
1970 Joe Frazier KOs Bob Foster in 2 for heavyweight boxing title
1964 J Edgar Hoover describes Martin Luther King as "most notorious liar"
1928 Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse debuts in NY in "Steamboat Willie"
1865 Mark Twain publishes "Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County"
1805 Lewis & Clark reach Pacific Ocean, 1st Americans to cross continent
1307 William Tell shoots apple off his son's head

**** E.

**** stamina. wake up to bloody mary's, follow it up with a few E hits, bump some yay late afternoon, 3 more E pills in the evening followed up with a centrum performance pill. take an extra stash of yay and several viagras with you just in case you get lucky and before you dig guts, make sure to tell her that this one's for The Purity. either that of take pics of her for us.
repeat the process everyday.

happy b-day.
Sounds like one hell of weekend, assuming you survive the heart-attack, :bukkake:

i coulda sworn you just had a birthday not too long ago.

i think he was just announcing his birthday plans awhile ago.

**** E.
No, no it helps you to ****. Seriously one of the inmates at the Work Release I work at said that stuff had heroin in it.

And all you "mothers of america" thought you should be concerned about letting your daughters out at night.

No, no it helps you to ****. Seriously one of the inmates at the Work Release I work at said that stuff had heroin in it.

And all you "mothers of america" thought you should be concerned about letting your daughters out at night.


Believe me, I am!

*wraps chains around daughters*

Believe me, I am!

*wraps chains around daughters*

Chains huh.... save a few :spankme:

Chains huh.... save a few :spankme:


Oh, I have.....just for you. :kiss:

Muhahahahaha!!!!! :firedevil

:nonono:

Jesus Christ. My night was awesome. Tech music isn't really my bag like trance is but it was a good night and I appreciated the variety. I should know, I got two telephone numbers and kissed god knows how many women.

One gorgeous woman with a sexy ass Yugoslavian accent kissed me and stood in some very seductive photos with me, only to then point out her fiance who was looking right at me!!! I was like woaah.... felt bad but I didn't know. I was waiting for the dude to start me but I think he took one look at the shaved head and the "**** Off I'm Dancing" shirt and got the hint.

Friends were up in the balcony of this club, looking down on me, crossing the dancefloor, talking to every hot chick as I went. They admired my form, working me pimp hand - because it is the most powerful weapon in the universe.

Stage two of the birthday celebrations kick in today. More pics will be obtained. Seriously, you guys will soon bear witness to the awesomeness that is I and pay respect.

yeah you need to post some pics ****er. so far i'm like the only who does it.

yeah you need to post some pics ****er. so far i'm like the only who does it.

I'm getting them done on disposable camera for convenience sake (don't want to bring a digital cam out atm where I have to worry about it all the time).

I will then need to convert them to digital and host them.

Rest assured they will be here. I will just need time.

They admired my form, working me pimp hand - because it is the most powerful weapon in the universe.
I bet it's also the stinkiest hand in the universe. You jack off with that one too, right?

Mission completed. It was a mission. I am at a loss for words. It was spectacular, huge, memorable. I don't think my body can handle another weekend like that in a hurry.

I will get the pictures soon Purity.

Mission completed. It was a mission. I am at a loss for words. It was spectacular, huge, memorable. I don't think my body can handle another weekend like that in a hurry.

I will get the pictures soon Purity.
Well things aren't supposed to go "in" that way; it's strictly an exit for most.

Next time don't let someone wiht a spectacular, huge one do ya. You'll heal up in a month or two and you can probably tighten up "down there" with a combination of squatting and back raises.

Great, more goatse pics. Just what teh internet needed.