Got any? I have a few.

The first day of school, in a new town, I walked out the driveway and nearly stepped on a baby rattler that had curled up and taken a nap under my dad's truck and didn't budge when he left. I came within a couple of inches of stepping on it. I froze. It was asleep. I backed away slowly and gave it a WIDE berth. Scary.



About two years ago, I told my kids to go out back and pick up the back yard. A tarp had blown onto the patio and I heard them pick it up to fold. Then I heard,

"Can I keep it?!? Can I keep it?!?"

I KNEW immediately that it was a snake and ran to the door screaming NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! It was more than a snake. It was another baby rattler.

I think most of you know which kid was asking to keep it......

At the beginning of October I went to hang out with my brother for a night, so my cousin decided to give my Ball Python some water. He forgot too close the top of the tank all the way and when I returned I noticed my snake was missing. The day before Halloween I was standin on my porch smoking, when I heard somthin under the porch, I jumped down and scared the **** out of my neibors puppy who took off running, I ran behind the house to catch it and found my snake by the hotwater heater. I got him a fat ass mouse, got rid of the Turantula who was occupying his tank, and fed him......

Another time I was camping in Hieghts Cove, CA. (Beutiful place BTW), on the last day I was taking down my tent when I heard a rattle, I pulled my tent away and there was a good sized Rattler under it. I dont know how long it was there but it was kinda creepy. We shot it in the head and took its skin......

I've only ever seen snakes on TV, in the pet store, or the zoo.

I've only ever seen snakes on TV, in the pet store, or the zoo.
likewise, apart from the gardner snake in my back yard i got with the lawn mower on accident years ago, and the one eyed snake in my pants.

edit: wait no i take that back... a friend put his ball python over my shoulders once. pretty cool stuff.

i had my snake lick a girl's ***** about 4 months ago. she said she didn't feel it but it was fun just to say we did it.

I got my snake sucked in my new car... It doesn't feel like it's your car until you get your first BJ in it.

likewise, apart from the gardner snake in my back yard i got with the lawn mower on accident years ago, and the one eyed snake in my pants.

edit: wait no i take that back... a friend put his ball python over my shoulders once. pretty cool stuff.
When I was a kid and in the Boy Scouts my best friend approached me early in the morning as I was puttin on my boot and had a ****in hog-nosed snake in his hand. He brandished it, as kids do, with a huge ass grin on his face and I took off with one boot on.

That bastard must have chased me a quarter mile down a long sandy road, the whole time cackling uncontrollably while I outran him for the first and only time in my life!

While living in Maryland, my brother's friend, brother and I were down one beach by the swamp entrance.....bro's friend caught a black snake in the net and thought it was cute to dump it on my head. Scared the crap outta me. I never did get even.

I got my snake sucked in my new car... It doesn't feel like it's your car until you get your first BJ in it.


Umm....I'll have to take your word on that one.

i have a snake. she's big and angry and likes to bite people.

i have a snake. she's big and angry and likes to bite people.


Ouch.

i have a snake. she's big and angry and likes to bite people.
Alright I have to ask; what is it about the snake that draws you to it? I mean, is it it's big expressive eyes, the way it rubs up against you, the way it dances around when you come home or the fact that it comes into your room and paws you to get up out of the bed in the morning?

I don't get it, they ****in eat live animals(that's nice), they look like evil incarnate(no funny or cute expressions here) and they don't make any noise(no barks of excitement, no purring or playful growling).

Just unblinking, emotionless, instinct which as you've said often includes "biting people".

That kind of behavior would engender stomping and dropping of heavy objects on said pet. I don't get it. I mean, a roommate of my brothers in college had a tarantula. The big thing about it was he fed it crickets and you could hear it when it actually struck one, even if you weren't looking. That was sooooo funny to them. Of course they were usually high as hell so even the fart game entertained them for way too long.

Of course, he didn't really give a damn about that damn spider. Eventually it croaked and no one gave a damn. It was like a bulb went out but it wasn't worth buying another one!

So what's so good about a damn snake? Is it just the novelty of saying, "look what I've got around my neck, here I'll put it on you?"

i had my snake lick a girl's ***** about 4 months ago. she said she didn't feel it but it was fun just to say we did it.
Fun for y'all(both of you) or fun for you to kinda shake your head and say, "DAMN, ecstasy is a hella drug!"

i had my snake lick a girl's ***** about 4 months ago. she said she didn't feel it but it was fun just to say we did it.
Ok, two part question and comment. That girl, she wasn't your "girlfriend", was she?

That's the question. I'll wait for your answer.

they're still affectionate. plus they have their own personalities which is pretty cool too. i mean it's not as exciting as a dog but it's also got the whole exotic thing goin for it too. they definetely make parties more fun.

Ok, two part question and comment. That girl, she wasn't your "girlfriend", was she?

That's the question. I'll wait for your answer.

nope

they're still affectionate. plus they have their own personalities which is pretty cool too. i mean it's not as exciting as a dog but it's also got the whole exotic thing goin for it too. they definetely make parties more fun.

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nope
Ok. *cue negro spiritual organ accompaniment*

Thennnnn, that girl ... the girlllll who ... let a snake lick her Cootchie. THAT GIRLLLLL .... is a HO!!!!1!!!

Can I get an AMEN???

The girlllll had no previous bestiality is-SHUES previous to this ... butshestilllllll ... let the nasty ass snake.

Lick her vaginalllllllly!!!!!

LAWD have murrrrsy, I have to sayyyyyy ... NOTHANKYOU, I don't want none of her snaky cootch!

I'm gon pray for de sistah ... and you too brotha, for your part in the sinning and bestiality ya'll have participated in; In closing, I'd like to remind eveyone that we are acceptin further donations to our "building" fund and contributions to our sick and shut-ins, brother Williams and Ellie Mae Johnson, her gout has flared up. Good night.

*The preceding is a enactment and not meant to imply a damn thing judgementally.(She is a ho, though) Spelling, for "dialectal emphasis", hehheh.*

that'll werk

Alright I have to ask; what is it about the snake that draws you to it? I mean, is it it's big expressive eyes, the way it rubs up against you, the way it dances around when you come home or the fact that it comes into your room and paws you to get up out of the bed in the morning?

I don't get it, they ****in eat live animals(that's nice), they look like evil incarnate(no funny or cute expressions here) and they don't make any noise(no barks of excitement, no purring or playful growling).

Just unblinking, emotionless, instinct which as you've said often includes "biting people".

That kind of behavior would engender stomping and dropping of heavy objects on said pet. I don't get it. I mean, a roommate of my brothers in college had a tarantula. The big thing about it was he fed it crickets and you could hear it when it actually struck one, even if you weren't looking. That was sooooo funny to them. Of course they were usually high as hell so even the fart game entertained them for way too long.

Of course, he didn't really give a damn about that damn spider. Eventually it croaked and no one gave a damn. It was like a bulb went out but it wasn't worth buying another one!

So what's so good about a damn snake? Is it just the novelty of saying, "look what I've got around my neck, here I'll put it on you?"


just because it's called a pet doesn't automatically mean that it has to act like a dog. that's why I have a dog.

i dunno why I like them so much... they're just awesome, beautiful creatures. i own/have owned many different types of reptile... even a monitor lizard (which did, at times act like a dog.) and I gotta say snakes are just my absolute favorite.

here's the newest additions: 2 baby western hognose snakes. they were twins.. outta the same egg. the little one is barely 3 inches long.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/deityofdecadence/curledup.jpg

here's the tiny one:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/deityofdecadence/handcopy.jpg

and the bigger one flattening his neck out trying to look like a cobra.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/deityofdecadence/cobra.jpg

Charming. Seriously, I understand that we all are individuals complete with our likes and dislikes. My aversion to snakes is probably rooted in my childhood or something.

It's cool that you really have a connection with your snakes unlike lots of people who just want attention and end up not giving a damn about the animals. Lots of pit bull owners fit the latter category. They walk em around with weights on their head and feed em crazy **** only to lock em up the other 90 percent of the time in a cramped enclosure. They look sad as hell with only 6 ft of chain that only allows em to jump straight up and down.

I hate those bastards. I think they should make the ****in owners fight and shoot the loser while the winner lives on, deformed and ****.

Charming. Seriously, I understand that we all are individuals complete with our likes and dislikes. My aversion to snakes is probably rooted in my childhood or something.

It's cool that you really have a connection with your snakes unlike lots of people who just want attention and end up not giving a damn about the animals. Lots of pit bull owners fit the latter category. They walk em around with weights on their head and feed em crazy **** only to lock em up the other 90 percent of the time in a cramped enclosure. They look sad as hell with only 6 ft of chain that only allows em to jump straight up and down.

I hate those bastards. I think they should make the ****in owners fight and shoot the loser while the winner lives on, deformed and ****.

that is ****in sad. i really do care about my animals.

I care about all my animals including my snake, if I didnt I wouldnt of bought him....