View Full Version : I have a golden horseshoe shoved up my ass


handjobs4dollars
11-16-2004, 05:21 PM
because I am sure lucky. Yesterday on my lunch break me and my friends at work wanted to go to the store. So on the way we start to smoke a joint. When who should walk around the corner but are boss. He just keeps walking and say "You guys are lucky it's me, if it was anybody else you'd be fired."

Nuno
11-16-2004, 05:39 PM
Does help much with the ladies, eh?

Squezze
11-16-2004, 06:00 PM
Anybody who walks down the street in the middle of the day, smoking a joint, is looking to get busted. Although, I have done it myself on many occasions. You guys should have lurked off into a corner or an alley or something. That's what those places are for

handjobs4dollars
11-16-2004, 06:17 PM
While it was 7:30 a.m thats when I get my lunch and we were standing infront of a closed store and a train station that was closed. Nobody was around.

Squezze
11-16-2004, 06:24 PM
Jesus, you like to get baked early, huh? If I smoked weed that early, I'd just find a nice secluded spot to go back to sleep.

Fallout
11-16-2004, 06:26 PM
Jesus, you like to get baked early, huh? If I smoked weed that early, I'd just find a nice secluded spot to go back to sleep.


Doesnt G-man work nights though? I mean, 7:30 am might be 4 in the afternoon for him.

Squezze
11-16-2004, 06:41 PM
Doesnt G-man work nights though? I mean, 7:30 am might be 4 in the afternoon for him.


True.

handjobs4dollars
11-16-2004, 07:07 PM
I get up at 3:00 a.m to go to work.

I start at 4

Fallout
11-16-2004, 07:51 PM
so basicly it was a 2 joint coffee break.

Tha Playa
11-18-2004, 10:34 AM
Jesus, you like to get baked early, huh? If I smoked weed that early, I'd just find a nice secluded spot to go back to sleep.
Wake and bake man. No better way to start the day. I get more stoned first thing in the morning than any other time.

Squezze
11-18-2004, 03:10 PM
Wake and bake man. No better way to start the day. I get more stoned first thing in the morning than any other time.


I do like to "wake and bake" from time to time. Just not all the time. I'm more of the afternoon/before bed smoker.

Tha Playa
11-18-2004, 03:17 PM
I feel like if I smoke before bed I'm wasting my high. Now when I get home from work, it's on.

handjobs4dollars
11-18-2004, 03:22 PM
Yeah man the slow lull after lunch gets easier if your high.

Shaolin Bushido
11-18-2004, 03:41 PM
Golden horseshoe eh? Probably a giant turd or somethin; that **** gets impacted from time to time and can feel like a large hard piece of metal. I'd say enema and change of diet is what he needs and don't get a false sense of security from something up his ass!

Next time he'll probably find out it's either a boot or a big weinie.

nance
11-18-2004, 04:21 PM
Golden horseshoe eh? Probably a giant turd or somethin; that **** gets impacted from time to time and can feel like a large hard piece of metal. I'd say enema and change of diet is what he needs and don't get a false sense of security from something up his ass!

Next time he'll probably find out it's either a boot or a big weinie.


HAHAHAHA

Fallout
11-18-2004, 05:19 PM
BTW, I just have one more point to make. Why is having a horse shoe up your ass supposed to be good luck? I know if I woke up with a giant piece of metal in my ass, I wouldn't consider myself lucky.

realkaps
11-18-2004, 05:24 PM
Yeah, but if it's made of gold you can sell it, that's kinda lucky in a way........

Curly Howard
11-18-2004, 05:25 PM
Creed's just used to people leaving condoms

Fallout
11-18-2004, 05:25 PM
Yeah, but if it's made of gold you can sell it, that's kinda lucky in a way........

I guess, if you could get the smell out. Who would want gold that smells like ass?

Fallout
11-18-2004, 05:26 PM
Creed's just used to people leaving condoms

Ouch

I have nothing to come back against that. I have been owned.

realkaps
11-18-2004, 05:28 PM
I guess, if you could get the smell out. Who would want gold that smells like ass?


Trust me, someone will want it. Remember the Man Show where they thru the $20 bill in a ****ty toilet and watched people try to get it out?

Fallout
11-18-2004, 05:28 PM
Trust me, someone will want it. Remember the Man Show where they thru the $20 bill in a ****ty toilet and watched people try to get it out?

Yeah, that was really sad actually. Now if it had been a 50, I would of picked that **** up.

realkaps
11-18-2004, 11:48 PM
I would of did it for $5...

Shaolin Bushido
11-20-2004, 12:24 AM
I would of did it for $5...
I hope I get your name for secret santa.

realkaps
11-20-2004, 02:56 AM
I cant participate this year, I am currently unemployed.......

Shaolin Bushido
11-20-2004, 03:32 AM
I cant participate this year, I am currently unemployed.......Unh, that's ****ed. I almost was as they're rifting county employees for the second year in a row. Fortunately though they hate me I have a little seniority.